/hue/volution - IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING BOLSONARO IS WALKING ON THE HOSPITAL

BOLSONARO WALKING ON THE HOSPITAL AND JOKING
youtube.com/watch?v=1WNwxupnI3k

LUIZ PHILIPPE, IMPERIAL PRINCE, CONFIRMED THE PLAN TO MAKE A CONSTITUTION THROUGH A REFENDUM IN HIS FACEBOOK PAGE

BOLSONARO CONFIRMED TO BE STABILIZED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER BEING STABBED BY A FORMER MEMBER OF PSOL. HE HAD TO MAKE A 2ND SURGERY BUT IS NOW OK

>VIDEO OF THE STABBINGS:
youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo2yzcBdf0
>Bolsonaro in hospital bed speech subbed
youtube.com/watch?v=qROveb3Effk

BOLSONARO IS A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN, EX ARMY CAPTAIN, THE ONLY CANDIDATE FREE FROM INVOLVEMENT IN CORRUPTION, PRO-GUN LEGISLATION AND WANTS THE LIBERALIZATION OF THE ECONOMY WITH A CHICAGO BOY AS MINISTER AND TO ALIGN BRAZIL TO THE US FOREIGN POLICY AND FUCK CUBA, VENEZUELA, PALESTINE AND CHINA.

HIS MEME PHRASES ARE:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it

BOLSONARO IS CURRENTLY LEADING ALL POLLS WITH 25% - 30%


THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=NY__VTIUsiU

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtube.com/watch?v=041YPJI5zz8
youtube.com/watch?v=BFMAKMQ66p0
youtube.com/watch?v=W7v7s-_6lmE


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BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
>BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
>BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H


!!!!!!!

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
The Red Elephants
youtube.com/watch?v=DiWL8ulm5o8
Stefan Molyneux
youtube.com/watch?v=oCk9nH8qkss

>Bolsonaro Interviews (in portuguese):
Roda Viva:
youtube.com/watch?v=lDL59dkeTi0
Jornal Nacional:
youtube.com/watch?v=pWMyyah1XBo

>People shouting after Globo's interview
youtube.com/watch?v=sjCrx9KR6y8

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/user/jbolsonaro
youtube.com/watch?v=9V18M3ImZXw
youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=noXC9nHTy20
twitter.com/JOAQUINTEIXElRA/status/1041435286868320258
youtube.com/watch?v=NNGsYBLAdsI
youtube.com/watch?v=hD8c29mLG-o
infomoney.com.br/blogs/economia-e-politica/economia-com-renata-barreto/post/7615083/os-delirios-economicos-de-ciro
youtube.com/watch?v=rmMpRt-lRYY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Calm ya tits, love. We already have a thread going on.

I thought that thread was ded

if we don't stop praying rn he will get too powerful

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also remember to make OC you cucks

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Ciro is gonna win anyway (I hope not but okay)

Bolsonaro will win first turn.

t. cirofag

More attacks from candidate Alckmin incoming next week
They will probably show the part where he says "I used house assistance money to fuck people"

people will vote even more for him then

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Sure that. Imagine the feminists bitching about it...

>let's shot everyone
>fuck PCC and CV
>can't handle a bum with a knife.
He is cringe as fuck.

based

>italy rejecting immigrants
The new axis of the right: USA, Italy and Brazil

BOLSONARO LIVE HAPPENING AT 16:50
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youtube.com/user/jbolsonaro

CHEK EM

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>222
NANI

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1 thing is for sure, if he ever gets into power

This experience is going to make his policy aimed at commies/leftists ruthless and unforgivable.

They may attempt to strike him again...as a matter of fact, watch out for those commie snake bastard Mr Bolsonaro!!!

they like to strike from out of concealment like the cowards they are!!!

ATTENTION MACACOS

Part 1 of the post:
This is how we can fight against a possible fraud in this election. Please watch: youtube.com/watch?v=9V18M3ImZXw

Part 2 of the post:
I have an idea regarding how we can help /ourguy/ Pocketmyth. Let's meme a campaign in which the anti-bolso retards are encouraged to burn their Títulos de Eleitor™. We pretend to be leftists as well and spread some message like "Bolsonaro is winning this election. If a country is willing to elect a racist, sexist, fascist homophobe for president, said country should be left to rot. Refuse to participate in this election by burning your Título®."

As we know, the left is absolutely retarded. If we can make this take off, they will love it and fall for it. Expected results: they will not be able to vote when the election day comes, so not only our enemies will be weakened, the leftards will also get in trouble with the Justice for not voting.

I am not here often. If you agree with either part of this post, please pass it along. Post it on future /hue/volution threads as well as social media.

O Brasil acima de tudo. Deus acima de todos.

Blessed by numbers, let Bolso guides our way

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that doesn't actually solve the problem tho

You don't need to take your election card to the polls. Any document with your face on it will be enough.

Haddad is going to the second round and that is all we could have wished for.

We don't need to act on deceive. For ours is the just cause.

Also, the ideia is really stupid, for only faggots from DCEs may do it.

>até você que é do PT é um ser humano também

He started lying after he got stabbed. Sad

222.000 ppl watching
more than 1% of hue total population
more than 2% of the population that can vote

Vá vender açai, filho da puta.

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Either petista or human, pick one

He's still bad :/

It's scary how fragile he still looks.

>tfw that facebook live
>tfw Messias crying

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youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

We PUNISHED NOW

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Almost 260k people

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Postado yours

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>UFSC FB group
Cuide desse seu cu

smart doxxing bro!
it works on FB, but here?

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Doxxing by birthday and shirt color? Kek
I'm going with an ustra shirt tomorrow

Pics with time stamp, plox.

>walking on the hospital
Monkey medicine miracle
pic related, look closely

UMA

forgot pic....

Walking on the hospital is fine...as long as he does not decide to fly off the hospital

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Geographic location and birthday, plus 'ato falho' in in posting.
Doxxers are very good at math.
The levels of joanfagging are endless.

>tfw seeing Bolsonaro in this situation

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good pic, uma magick delícia

meme magik
We need the world to know about monkey soup and its magical properties.

>this Israeli puppet will save Brazil!!!!1

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doobs ov troo
maybe kek himself consume monkeysoup

anãos i have a bad feeling about this, i think civil war is close really get ready, the left is going to try something it is going to escalate i hope not but i feel that is imminent, may god be with us

And the shilling for Ciro and or (((China))) began, again.

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I agree 100% (+15% jew tax)
When Jow Forums was memeing Trump into power I had reservations. I am an old fag, I know about his past and his sucking of the uncut cock (R. Cohn, his mentor)...but like Trump, Bolso the Clown is the best candidate on the ticket.
If he turns into the cut cock sucker Trump became, I will be the first to protest.

At this point however I believe we ought to consider a guillotine in every public square. The "elite" has turned our marble into pure shit

Monkey soup is perfect plasma.
Cures everything like shark fins

Is he going to shit on a bag for life? Or is it curable?

it's curable

3 months I think.

Nice. Hope he gets strong soon

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How do you imagine the uniforms if the imperial army was a thing again?

Kuruminhas support Bolsonaro
m.youtube.com/watch?v=noXC9nHTy20

3 months with the shit bag until the bowels scar.

ciro vs. bolsonaro = ciro
haddad vs. bolsonaro = bolsonaro

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The fuck we do if Ciro wins?

Blow up our credit card limits.

leave if the military does nothing if else stay and watch the show

Anões o que aconteceu com o 55?
Ja faz uns 4 dias que não consigo entrar no site.

At least the country moves forward somewhat. The important thing is to get out of the current political limbo. Both Bolsonaro and Ciro would govern without strong majorities in Congress so neither would be able to shake things up, for better or for worse.

What must NOT happen is somehow Haddad being elected. It's unacceptable to have a proxy president being controled from jail. He'll have no legitimacy in the eyes of Congress. He'll be absolutely hated by nearly half the population, much more than Ciro would I think. He won't be able to get shit done and we'll have another 4 years of gridlock and pautas bomba. Hopefully people across the political spectrum will flock to Bolsonaro if he's up against Haddad. I know I'll be voting for Ciro in the first round but going null in the second if he gets passed by Haddad.

I'm terrible with these tools, do you take requests?

>Kuruminhas support Bolsonaro
Of course they do!

How do I get a kuruminha gf

Are they trying to stop us on our hometurf?

Go to the amazon with a packet of good cigarettes

> voting null if your fave candidade doesn't get to 2nd phase.

How much more of a fag can you be?

>I'll be voting for Ciro
congratulations you are braindead

>bad feeling
Its going to be the army against blue haired dykes and pot heads. How is that bad?

Here Aguirre, recipe for you:
1.Go to jungle
2.Declare war to some indian tribe
3.Win the war
4???
5.PROFIT!!!

Dunno, but it's better this way.

Write in English you fucking barbarian.
Threads get pruned when you post in gibberish.

He can't even write proper monkey speech, do you expect him to be able to speak the language of the free?

BASED FELIPE MELO
twitter.com/JOAQUINTEIXElRA/status/1041435286868320258

I expect this fucking asshole to understand that the mods will kill any thread if it contains a language other than English.

Better to write fucked up English (lord knows that niggers can't write properly) than get a thread deleted.

youtube.com/watch?v=NNGsYBLAdsI
(((Facebook))) live that Bolsonaro made some hours ago
youtube.com/watch?v=NNGsYBLAdsI

bump for great justice

Damn, thought he was dead. He didn't speak for a solid 5 secs and got me scared.

Grammar fag

Too much analgesics

damm the one at the far right got dem milkers.

far right is always the best all the time.

Well I ain't voting for either Haddad or Bolsonaro.

He has the most solid economic plan out of all candidates by far. Everyone else is just talking generic shit. Paulo Guedes is a scholar and an idealist, he has no clue how the brazilian government apparatus works, he hints at this in many interviews. That's why his main proposal is to sell everything. I'm in favor of privatization, but doing it en masse in the current state of affairs is borderline treasonous. You don't get rid of an asset when it's undervalued.

We won't be able to easily attract considerable foreign investment, global capital has moved on to greener pastures. The same goes for domestic investiment since industry is already operating under capacity due to the crisis. Everytime someone says "we need investment to create more jobs" and that's it, like Alckmin, that person doesn't know shit about the current state of the economy. We're a heavily domestic economy that exports a lot of commodities. Mining and farming don't employ that many people, most jobs are concentrated in the domestic service sector. Solving debt issues (of families and companies) is a major way to reactivate the sector and therefore turn around the job market in the medium-term.

And no, the SPC proposal doesn't involve any government net deficit. It's just a matter of scale. Today telemarketers have to renegotiate individually with people in debt. All his proposal does is put the debt in big packages, solving the scale problem and leveraging discount rates at the same time. The government gives creditors long term treasury notes for debt they were unlikely to ever recover, and the people pay less and in more installments to the public banks. It equals out in the end. It's ingenious. The government will takeover the risk of default from individuals, but even that can be calculated in the negotiations with creditors too.

yo sturm where you at, i know you're here.

both will get majorities

Video literally links to a dead website and outdated phone app
>Pocketmyth
Based
>As we know, the left is absolutely retarded
Redpilled
Checked

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Now I'm even more proud of being a Palmeiras supporter.

>doesn't involve any government net deficit
>The government will takeover the risk of default

Thanks for your cooperation, 3 cents have been deposited into your account

>more corporate gibs
>using our dolar reserves

Dilma 2.0 electric bogaloo. S.o.y producers and those who bought dollars will love it.

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>He has the most solid economic plan out of all candidates by far.
NPC Amoedo debunking his "muh SPC"
youtube.com/watch?v=hD8c29mLG-o
Economic Ciro's purposes
infomoney.com.br/blogs/economia-e-politica/economia-com-renata-barreto/post/7615083/os-delirios-economicos-de-ciro
>Ressurect CPMF
>Uber tax
Seriously, kys

>He has the most solid economic plan
he is a socialist that wants the government to keep control of the economy while he support corrupt candidates involved in corruption while HE helped cover other corruption shcemes that might had taken lula down
youtube.com/watch?v=rmMpRt-lRYY
> Everyone else is just talking generic shit
bolsonaro is the only one to talk about a free market wich is THE ONLY solution to thing here at the moment
>We won't be able to easily attract considerable foreign investment
not with a commie supporter that WILL RELEASE LULA
> Mining and farming don't employ that many people
because CLT is a thing
> The government will takeover the risk
that's the thing man you still trust the government to do something right
government IS CORRUPTION
that's why our country has gone downhill in the last 30 years because people think the government has the solution to our the problems that the government causes

Daciolo posted a video about his conspiracy theory last week on his FB. Its well worth the watch, he rants about the NWO, jews, illuminati, masons, nearly every other candidate and all.

Yeah, shifty backstabbing good-for-nothing majorities, like what we have right now in Congress. Any government that relies on MDB and/or the Centrão won't be able to approve anything too revolutionary and will be under constant corrupting pressure. And since it's a given that the next president will have to rely on either, specially with projections showing they'll gain even more chairs, there isn't much hope for change regardless. What Ciro is doing by having an actually detailed economic plan, with proposals like SPC and which taxes he's going to raise already out in the open is the only way to pressure such a scummy base like this to pass anything of relevance.

>but even that can be calculated in the negotiations with creditors too

You don't know how economic agents work? If it's expected (from the benchmark) that 10% of the people covered by the new renegotiated packages would fail to pay and default anyway, that would OBVIOUSLY be considered in the negotiations. The risk here is the risk of deviation, say 8% or 12% end up defaulting. This way the government could end up with a net deficit from the whole operation, but also with a net positive. This is a very complex issue, but the main point is the government wouldn't be looking to pay anyone's bills, just act as the middle-man to take advantage of economies of scale.

statistically 10% of brazillians are of german descent

blessings from germany

4th reich soon

seriously jungle niggers i wish u the best of luck brazil has a potential of stabilising the whole of SA

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>You don't know how economic agents work?
I know them from the inside
>the risk of deviation, say 8% or 12% end up defaulting
Yeah, you will create a group of 100% proven deadbeats and you think that 90% of them will be able to honor their debts. It is like putting a group of foxes in a hen house and expect that only 10% of them will try to grab a chicken. This thread is to talk about Bolsonaro why don't you go preach about your cangaceiro in his own thread?