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NOFAP BTFO
Matthew Carter
Aiden Watson
When I live up to 100, because my Asian genetics already shows I will, I'm going to say it's because of my antisemitism.
Adam Campbell
she was probably a thot in her early days judging by the drinking
so gulping semen might be the actual secret behind longevity
Wyatt Peterson
She lived to be fucking ancient in spite of her alcoholism.
Calorie restriction is the only reproducible way to maximize your lifespan for now.
Jaxson Davis
This is literally survivorship bias.
Adam Jenkins
One of the previous eldest women in the UK also shared her secret to long life; daily fried egg sandwiches.
I guess it's genetic and 'moderation'.
Sebastian Martinez
The secret to a long life is to avoid getting terminal illnesses and to stay inside following a moderate routine all day so you stay focused on don't die.
Brandon Hall
I notice most people that live freakishly long eat the same fucking thing all the time.
Dylan Green
Based and ninjapilled
Cameron Campbell
>Calorie restriction
This is what this old lady did. Notice how skinny she is despite her excess aging tissue.
Jason Nelson
so cut back on cardboard intake? i eat no cardboard and cardboard has calories.
Parker Cox
>nofap btfo
Sorry degenerate. Already studies out there showing an inverse relationship between reproductivity and lifespan.
John Nguyen
>scotch, whiskey, brandy
Everything is just ethyl alcohol under different brands
Koreans drink Soju more than Russians drink vodka, implying that it's something national, but no it's not. Just the same vodka with some shit thrown over.
Blake Foster
It's actually olive oil, chocolate and cheap wine that are the secret to longevity.
allthatsinteresting.com
Asher Sanchez
get OUT you gook chink dogeater reeeee
can confirm, lately when i beat off i drink my own cum...it's full of plasma and NGF (neural growth factor). i'm not even joking. look it up. yea it sounds gay and it is nasty but i do feel the benefits. my brain is firing much faster these days. and i feel better.
Julian Reyes
>chocolate and cheap wine
There will be millions of aging sluts in their 100s
Blake Reyes
I'm 96 years old. My secret was lots of sex with my pet dogs and drinking dog wee and lemonade.
Leo Reed
>72-year-old geriatric
>obese
>severely mentally deficient (lit. subnormal)
>eats self to sleep using junk food poisons, alone in bed
3.14-D ZERO-GRAVITY PICK-UP STICKS IN LOTUS POSITION MATE!
Caleb Kelly
these recent stories of "Oldest person surviving by drinking whiskey" reeks of guerilla marketing tactics by the whiskey industry. think about it. here's another one:
dailymail.co.uk
Also recall the very successful marketing campaign by XX Beer: "The Most Interesting Man in the World" was a grey-haired old man surrounded by hot girls, and he was talking about exciting adventures he did.
stay thirsty, anons.
t. former marketing shill
Liam Price
There is no secret, it's genetics and luck.
Not everyone is born the same.
Austin James
No fap is a kike psyop to lower testosterone further.
No porn sure, but fap away anons.
Logan Sanders
i'm disappointed in a Ruskie who knows so little about vodka.
soju is like 20% alc and they add sugar in it. it's basically watered down, sugary vodka but at a much lower quality (thus they need to cover it up with sugar). also koreans have lower tolerance to alc, they turn red as much as chinks, so thus they had to market lower alc % liquor to them. technically soju is not liquor due to the fact that it is under 80 proof.
clear alc like vodka and gin have the least amount of impurities, tannins. that's why you don't get as bad a hangover or headache and can tolerate larger quantities. also, think about the mash: potatoes are most pure because they are underground and thus get least exposure to pesticides. grain-based vodka comes from grain mash that was sprayed with pesticides.
scotch/whiskey/brandy have more impurities, thus the color, and are usually aged in barrels.
so if you want to get a nice clean drunken feeling go with potato vodka. they're not all the same.
Lincoln Nguyen
My secret? Ice cold steel reserve
Colton Brown
She's probably never had a drink in her life
Ian Torres
>No fap is a kike psyop to lower testosterone further.
Literally the opposite is true. Semen contains test. Expelling it lowers test. Even kikes teach their own not to fap in the torah.
There is a reason why religiously conservative countries are always patriarch/masculine while pro sex/degeneracy countries are feminine.
Noah Morgan
asians have this strange delusion that they age incredibly well. looking like your dad or mom at 20 does not qualify as aging well. that's aging in advance and letting the actual years catch up slowly