Get hired at small startup, only the 7th employee

I say hi and do my job while also immediately starting to look for another job.

do all the work, pretend to not understand their flirting or whatever, wait a few months, when they all come to the conclusion you're gay start perving on them non stop

when another guy joins fill him in on the scheme so he'll pretend to look like your fwb, now you have a friend to perv on women with

go out of your way to make the company great, when it's competitors (local probably) are finally starting to fail because of your work, quit without warning and stop taking their calls

What is the purpose of the start up?

>quit without warning and stop taking their calls
the only way I have ever quit my previous jobs

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The best way to quit

This is like my high school anime

Fug the negress and tell the with wimmin you don't date whites.

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Clearly you've never been to university. You'd be used to being outnumbered by wamyn by about 10-1 if you had.

Friend everyone in the HR depot. So when someone accuse you of something, no-one will believe them.

That doesn't answer the question. It's great that you're used to it, but what do you DO?

Up to you, it's a hypothetical.

Um, fuck white people, ami rite?
First day promotion

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>dating coworkers

Retard

The only thing wrong with this post is the meme flag

dong copter so hard all their clothes get blown off

They mistake that as you advising them to procreate with white men and they scowl at you.
Wat do?

>360 degrees
But that would result in you walking towards them

ffkmfk

>dong copter
Is this an Aussie term? In the states it's a helicockter.

Ask if they would be interested in doubling staff in 18 years.

180 degrees, jesus

Present penis on table
Remind laddies this is strictly for child making and not some fun toy to be played with they can purchase such things on ebay
Sit back down rubbing chin and give most interesting man alive look
wait patiently for haywire woman brain response about sexism and harassment
Remind them what you physically implied is that you are not a sex object but are there to simply work and this was the only way to get the message across to them
Continue rubbing chin until police arrive
Be a faggot in jail = profit
laddies lost their start up due to bad publicity of sexual deviants working within company = profit

Hit on the Asian one and start looking for a new job

Cool I'll fit right in

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Working with women is like a roller coaster

What you did thre, I see it.

leave

pretend to be gay so im not accused of rape by looking at one of them 1 second longer than they are comfortable with

>burger flag
>I'd just fuck em, bro, they won't be feminists when I'm done with 'em

Every time. You've learnt well from your negro overlords

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Newfags

How so? Is there a minimum height?

Do my job and ignore the thots. Career women are not worth marrying and flirtation will only get me fired.

>when another guy joins fill him in on the scheme so he'll pretend to look like your fwb, now you have a friend to perv on women with
This the point where the new guy long dicks a different one of them each day and laughs about what a sperg you are while doing it.

>Simultaneously go into a room alone one by one with them within the period of an hour.

>Touch each and every one of their shoulders, give some a massage

>Stare at each and everyone of them and make borderline sexual comments

>look at the black one and lick my lips

I quit my last job and blocked nearly all of my former coworker's numbers. I hated that place so much that I gave a "2 day's" notice - "2 day is MY LAST DAY" and I was not going to let them contact me again asking for my help.

Do the normal thing. Apply your Male work ethic and intelligence and eventually take over the company because of those women will slowly turn on each other and start looking to your for advice and how to solve problems. You've made it, congrats.

At will states rock. I just did this and head of HR sperged out saying I made her look bad, and I can’t leave. Filed complaint against her with HR and had other managers sign it just for lulz

Seven way, duh

This is how literal niggers quit their jobs. You sound like Subway employees.

Bong wtf are you on about

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Tell the cute bitches that you are guy but you are trying to get cured. Shit will probably work!

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Walk out immediately.

I worked with only women as a trainee (mandatory for my degree).
I made it 1,5 weeks in after I left without saying goodbye.

Right now, the majority of my motivation for earning a higher degree is to NEVER work with women again.

All Americans think and act like niggers.

I'm guessing you're a shitty low level manager who all your employees hate, or you've never had one. We don't owe you shit.

Protip: People don't quit companies, they quit management

This is what I would think:

I'd be doing all the fucking work while the gossip circle has another "meeting".

The other guys are probably at a cubicle getting shit done.

At least they're good looking and not fat.

Fuck off you dumb nigger.

So your next employer didn't ask for your reliving and experience letters?

Top Kek, Anders

"Well this won't do. What do I need six secretaries for?"

>Imagine the smell.

I am, user. I am.

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