"Le asian wife meme"

Reality meets fiction

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Crazy

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kek fpbp

lol that's pretty much the only type of Asian gf these weebs can hope for

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Shopped
But she is still not really attractive

OP's picture is shopped. Pic related is a real screengrab. Her teeth aren't anywhere near as prominent as OP's shop makes them out to be.

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Serpentza's wife is a qt, but he's much more of a Chad.

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What is it with asians and their complete lack of nose bridges? No wonder they draw all their animu characters with tiny noses and flat faces.

you call that a qt?

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She's kinda cute but better than that very intelligent woman with great sense of humor.

For an Chink, sure.

>qt
She looks like a 13 year old boy

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No one on Jow Forums has ever claimed to want a Chink wife. There are some people on here who like Gooks and Japs, but that's it.

Npc ant people.

>akshy
>akshy
>akshy

You say it as if that's a bad thing

>She looks like a 13 year old boy

nice

Fuck off op's picture is clearly shopped it's for the keks. Quit being a buzz kill.

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Well it's true. The portion sizes in the US can be HUGE. Often way too much salt too.

I'm an Amerimutt and rarely get desert when eating out. And yeah, way to sweet.

A Chinese wife? Really? What, she finds it weird that we have empathy? No dog on the menu? Cray-zee.

Asians look like monkeys too.

Shit I used to live on that road

>tfw Asians can balance a playing card horizontally between their eyes without it tilting over
what sort of environment made their nose bridge completely disappear?

you can usually get the penis cut off if you have the money which is probs what old mate yanky did

>What is it with asians and their complete lack of nose bridges? No wonder they draw all their animu characters with tiny noses and flat faces.


Amusingly, Asians complain about this because they can't find glasses that sit on their nose properly.

mic.com/articles/144878/why-asian-people-can-t-find-glasses-that-fit-and-what-they-re-doing-to-combat-this#.ZL2ZVuhDj

The libtard SJWs at Mic got mad because Oakley once used the term "Asian Fit" in their marketing. They then had to backtrack when actual Asians agreed that it's difficult for them to find glasses that fit their face.

Very rarely do you see an asian with such a pan-face that you could fry an egg on it

lmao, these are like totally my fav sort of 4chin jokes, tbqh. the queer rapey ones.

lmao fuck my ass

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Found the fanboy

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tfw no taped up Dragunov because eurocuck

I'd fuck the shit out of her

I saw an English guy with a Vietnamese wife and the jungle gook was all dolled up reading her facebook ignoring everything the white cuck was saying. He had the look of eternal cuckery like he made the biggest fucking mistake letting that cunt be binded to him. Little do these people know they always have family and friends overseas, once they get the ticket over they start associating with the locals and then start getting uppity soon, false domestic abuse charges. Every yellow fever fag deserves to be roasted and have their life destroyed by gooks if a whore is a traitor to their race what makes you think they are loyal to you?.

the absolute state of copers

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>implying posting a K/J-pop star in response isn’t the real cope

Create more Tenda Specers white man

Roastie begone

she actually doesn't look that bad she's dumb as a rock though

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NO AUSTRALIA NO

So... I don't get it, does everyone here have good looking asian wives or what?

I live in south Sac with one of the largest korean enclaves and all the girls look like total fucking shit. Most have five (more like 8 at some rates) heads, and live with really bad smelling families, but do pretty good in school.

How come no one posts their girls, or any average types?

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Who is that cute white girl crushing burger king at 1:45? I am a sucker for girls with dark nail polish, she looks cute as hell.

>qt

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>She's kinda cute

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all asians look like this to me. the lack of nose bridge, the wide nose, the protruding lips
like fucking orangutans

fuck off tenda spencer your days are numbered

Are you this much of a faggot in real life?

literally the top .1% of Asian girls

>implying your Asian gf would ever be remotely as cute

>she actually doesn't look that bad

The way their eyeballs extend out further than the bridge of their nose kinda freaks me out. It's like a frog or something.

Asian women are trash, but then again Asian males are even worse. They are the worst possible fathers for a children with their feminine low test genes.

exactly this. And girls like that always end up with men that look like this. Why? >Because they can.

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I don't get it...
Why would you date plastic?

A better question is why any man ever thinks any woman is or could be loyal

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random asian group pic

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random youtubers pic related

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he looks just as i expected him to

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how'd this fag end up finding and MARRYING one of the ugliest chinks in china. holy shit.

this.

I love flat faced Asians. Their faces are just a shelf for my balls and cock anyway. Besides most of the time she will be face down or in a 69 as I throat rape her. Not even being edgy.

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>Downs syndrome
>Asian face

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That's a 8-9/10 in East asian cunts though, EASILY.

It's one of the best I have ever seen, and I literally can't stop living around these fucking gooks my entire life.

Oh herro, rittle giru. Ruts roar rame?

Amerimutts explain yourselves

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WALCUM TO ANUDDA WIDEO

>that annoyed white bitch

lmao

Chinese girls are shit, only Japanese and some Korean girls are perfect.

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Utterly normal looking. A waitress from any Swensen’s in Thailand will get you a better looking wife. Penis or no penis.

Fucking perfect

Only the ass should be that of a 13 year old boy. The rest should be a girl.

Damn she's cute, was this supposed to make me not want to get RICED?

Thanks for ruining it faggot

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Scooby-Doo is hitting on her?

Still looks like a sour-pussed and flat-faced pongoid.

is it just me or does this chinese wife look more like a malay

are all teafags retarded?

>That ugly slanty-slitty pongoid pan-face.

please god please give me a hot gook girlfriend

>Goddamned ugly-assed stomped-banana face.

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Oh thank you this one is much better.

>Reality meets fiction
>Photoshopped photo.

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imagine being this much of a retard

First of all, I'm calling bullshit.

I lived in Shanghai. I've never seen such portions for food.

Dudes were having like a gallon-sized soup bowl full of noodles and meat for lunch.

what the fuck

Coming from an asian, that bitch ugly af, would genocide

thats still pretty fucking bad lmfao

And yet.... You memeflag, user.

Is it not you that should be genecided?

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Finally someone gets it.

There's a reason why the fattest, ugliest white men are found in disproportionate numbers in asian shithole countries like Vietnam or the Phillipines.

Only asian women are willing to steep so low. Most other (ugly) women of other races still have enough self-respect that they rather die alone than to date and fuck these shit tier men.

In reality, these men shouldn't even be allowed to breed because they will spoil any gene pool they come in contact with. Thats why so many hapa children are dysfunctional and borderline autistic.

WMAF is so commonplace now that if a white guy told me hasn't bleached at least one chank pussy I'd be surprised.

This happens when white Americans marry any foreign woman. Chinese, Russian, Mexican, they always meet a guy of their own nationality and they divorce.

lol nice shop.

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what evolutionary factors made gooks pan faced?

The absolute state of Jow Forums

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Enjoy.

Sexiest. Woman. Alive.