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RIP Twitter
Jonathan Sullivan
John Flores
What could possibly go wrong?
Gavin Rogers
>yfw russia invades eastern europe (kicking of ww3) and the orange buffon invokes forced conscription via lottery system
>you will now receive your conscription orders via text message
god bless the modern military industrial complex
Zachary Nelson
lol what the fuck is this
at least I'm not American
Asher Sanchez
God I wish Trump would send me an sms
Landon Jones
Japan already has this and it's reserved for genuine emergencies.
Andrew King
gaaaad bless 'murica
*clap* *clap* *clap*
*tips you $5*
Gabriel Stewart
nice "privacy" you got there america lmao
Cooper Brown
>mfw trump passes a law to send all his tweets as an emergency sms to all Americans
Owen Murphy
How will they fuck it up this time? Remember that every EAS test in history has fucked up in some way.
Leo Miller
this
mutts and libtards are being brainlets again.
FEMA is trying to prevent hundreds of deaths of imbeciles who don't watch, TV, use internet or listen to radio and end up dead in the hurricanes
Landon Powell
Kek
Ryan Bailey
>sends first test of emergency sms to all american phones
>"Jeb is a MESS"
Carter Lee
as if that would be bad.
I won't get the sms or any other shit anyways because my phone is never active and even if it is I do have my own blocker installed which blocks and deletes anything from numbers I don't know because it is working with a whitelist.
Josiah Jones
As opposed to being sent as a meat shield because of 0 social skills.
Christopher Harris
Colton Mitchell
Chimp out on their free Obama phones as they receive a text from "not my President" we wuz kangs
Carson Roberts
Yeah man, that's totally not for life-changing emergency messages, but for Donald Trump's Boomerposting.
Leo Perry
better than all the zoomerposting already!
Charles Jackson
Doesn't the US already have emergency broadcasts and presidential alerts? How is this news?
Chase King
It's a broadcast dipshit, information only goes one way
Luke King
You know, this is the standard operating procedure to disparage me. That's fine.
Sebastian Davis
Just like North Korean televisions LMFAO.
Alexander Peterson
Emergency alert sent is just a picture of Michelle Obama's fat dong from the Ellen show.
Charles Walker
yes, and it's built in to the phone (not via sms)
you can disable it, though. I suppose you couldn't disable a sms unless you do as suggests
Leo Davis
kek
thats all i can say
kek
Hunter Butler
Lol! Would it even happen with my data turned off?
Kayden Baker
State enforced shitposting
Connor Murphy
My phone isnt made for the US.
Zachary Taylor
If you're using any network towers in the US to make calls or text then you will get the sms. It's not based off whether your phone was made here or in chinkville.
Isaac Wright
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. There is no realistic scenario in which the entire fucking country, from Hawaii to Maine and Alaska to Florida has to be warned about something.
Leo Morgan
Really...
Wyatt King
Ryan Howard
>realistic scenario
Christian Jones
You may want to start rethinking that...
Isaiah Clark
/thread
Brandon Lewis
How do Europeans show respect to a public figure? Do they just bow instead of clapping?
Noah Moore
ALERT FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
Fake News CNN (whose ratings are at an all-time low and which I never watch) says there are seven oceans, when there is clearly just a single uninterrupted body of water covering the entire planet. Very unfair and bad misrepresentation. Dems behind it? Will investigate!
Mason Ortiz
being this zoomer
Henry Taylor
Somehow I feel that if you don't watch TV, use the internet, or listen to radio, you're probably a tinfoil hat-wearing hermit who also doesn't use a smartphone.
Isaiah Wilson
Youre a retard.
Suh systems already exist in europe and can go from neighbourhood to country level
Ayden White
i can't fucking wait and checked
Luke Morales
If the United States is ever attacked and invaded, it would be very useful. Think Pearl Harbor except instead of retreating, the Japs kept flying inland on the west coast to bomb major cities.
Ethan Lee
A swing and a miss!
A terrible, terrible miss... So much potential squandered.
Parker Ross
Carson Lee
Well, yes, as a colony you have to give something back.
Evan Rodriguez
imagine having your phone's notification wake you up in the middle of the night and display an emergency presidental message
>"SEND NUDES LOL"
Benjamin Ortiz
soon..
Kevin Perry
Love how we're at the point where Jow Forumstard garbage is so retarded it's indistinguishable from parody
Jace Myers
Can you explain to non American?
Ryan Sullivan
>show respect to a public figure
yikes
imagine being THIS cucked
Mason Johnson
Super volcano under the park that erupts every bajillion or so years like clockwork and covers the entire planet in darkness for years that's way past due and could blow without warning any minute now.
Ian Taylor
Time to work on my bomb shelter.
Julian Mitchell
I can't wait for the Daily Shitpost
Oliver Anderson
>mfw this was passed by the Obama Administration with literally zero media coverage
Nathaniel Hill
the bethany beach volunteer fire department uses this type of siren
Colton Barnes
Won't help if you're anywhere within a thousand mile radius of the thing, you'll be buried under a hundred feet of ash.
Landon Bailey
>has to be warned about something.
let me guess: no collusion, no collusion, build le wall, maga, maga, killary, obongo?
Jackson Wilson
this will be the 1st transmitting: youtube.com
Lucas Reed
>not having oxygen generators in your underground lair
shiggy
Christopher Hall
There are few cases where the entire country needs an alert, but there is certainly a use for sending statewide messenges. Suppose a hurricane hits like Florida to NC area. It would be reasonable to send a hurricane alert to all cellphones in those states
Camden Stewart
They all knew what was coming and when it was coming, those who stay for shit like that deserved to die.
>lol last storm was a pussy, this aint nothin to worry bout
Brayden Roberts
I'm across ocean, so I'll be fine just before freezing to death.
Matthew Watson
>all these illiterate retards
It means he can send emergency messages to almost all Americans simultaneously, not that he gets to know your phone number and what CP you've recently watched, you stupid cock Jow Forumsoblins. Literally nothing more technologically-impressive than operators who send you ad messages.
Isaac Mitchell
Keking at the thought of all of the retards trying to texting back
Parker Wright
mobile.twitter.com
Hope none of you live in europe.
Gabriel Hill
Why does jeb have a black ham?
Christopher Jackson
>mobile.
Tyler Butler
> using twitter
yikes
> using facebook
BIG yikes.
Also I’m hoping the mayor of Manchester told those kikes politely to fuck off.
Liam Gutierrez
most countries have this as an alert system if some shit like nukes went off, Hawaii actually did this a little while ago and accidently sent out a fake message saying nukes were flying and everyone shit themselves.
Michael Robinson
Haha, I remember that thread
Cameron Cruz
>*tips you $5*
$5 tips is too low reeeeeeeeeeeee
Caleb Turner
Look at a map nigger. A single weather system can easily affect an entire country in Europe.
Leo Bennett
>subscribe to cellphone plan
>get countless spams from us gov
lel
Ethan Lopez
It'll be shitpost from the orange dude.
Jace Edwards
Obama already did that and it received zero press.
Lincoln Green
Lost
Jackson Myers
I hope it texts his profile pic too
Landon Smith
>getting spam from POTUS
the absolute state of amerimutts
Jackson Price
Based
Camden Sullivan
Great, now the president will be able to instantly tell all those millennials when the time comes to die for Israel.
Brayden Garcia
This is why we need to keep printing books and not count on ebooks taking over
Xavier Sullivan
I didnt get NWS/NOAA weather alerts.
Cooper Perry
they only send them to citizens
Dylan Phillips
>"Jeb is a mess"
>"Jeb is a waste"
>"Jeb is a big fat mess"
Adrian Ward
>"Jeb's guac recipe is a joke"
Noah Young
>war doesn't exist
are you fucking stupid.
Landon Ramirez
en.wikipedia.org
Basically, America is going to explode. Could be tomorrow, could be in 1000 years. But it will happen.
Ryan Green
I mean he's not wrong. Chicago style is a crime against humanity.
Elijah Martinez
good one
Brayden Murphy
lol, liberals are going to be FUCKING LIVID when Trump emergency alerts them over some inane shit.
Tyler Green
libs will turn off the alert, then when the time comes they won't receive the answer to the question
John Carter
I fully support this action.
Gavin Hill
blackforest ham is delicious
Michael Long
please, be it tomorrow...
It's fascinating. To live through such event.
Maybe, when times get really desperate, I'll get laid!
Ian Diaz
>use a water cooling system to prevent an eruption and also maybe as a power source
All of my yes.
Kevin Martinez
>ding!
>checks phone
Brody Collins
>TOO MANY COMMIES IN THIS GREAT NATION
>MANY SUCH CASES!
Oliver Hernandez
>phone beeps
>this is a test
i might even wake up for it, i forgot what its like to get a message
Michael Reyes
Fuck off Jow Forums