HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH I

>Twitter bans Trump
>Trump uses presidential alert instead

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He will name the Jew.

>be Trump
>get tired of Twitter pushing screeching mongoloids to the top of your feed
>stop using your account
>shitpost on the FEMA emergency network instead

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I'll be ready Mr. President.
You make the call for Patriots Mr. President, we can put a million rifles on the Mall.
We're ready Sir!

Kek
People autistically replying.
Furiously texting a number to express their disdain.
My sides are braced for it.

MARTIAL LAW WHEN

When has he done that?

new message from: DRUMPF

Hey rubio this ones for you. Big Deal!
presidential dick pic

>Youre out in town
>busy running errands
>phone starts buzzing/going off in pocket
>you pull it out and see this from Trump

wat do?

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Aww its scared

"No one has ever done disaster relief like my administration, we're sending help to your location right now, believe me!"

Tell him to get off his fat ass and kick all the illegals out already.

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I will die from uncontrollable ejaculation if that happens

I agree

How many retard lefties do you think will throw/break their phones out of anger.

>what da fuck. Dona Trump be texin me an shiet. Fuck dat yo.
*throws phone*

I could actually seeing this happening. Then the faceberg/new reports will start to flow, begging for sympathy. It'll be fucking hilarious

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Lmao this is all you have left
HAHAHAAAA

A lot of memes. Remember the wwf meme? Just like that.

6 MORE YEARS

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I look forward to this

Laugh my ass off thinking about all the reeeeeeing the left will do.

>A system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S cellphones
>Most not all
Is he going to call for a holy crusade against the commies.

Doesn't the new I phone cost about 1,500 dollars? I think they will want to break it, but won't have the balls to do it.

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Non stop shitposting direct to their brains
Shitlibs abandon mobile phones en mass
Tech stocks plummet

> This interaction
This is why I love this webzone

UNLIMITED SHITPOSTING
BASED TRUMP

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Bing bing bong

trying to incite conservatives to riot when he gets impeached, at which point they get mowed down by Delta squad lol

>To each and every citizen. I confirm, as your President, that our system is working

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trump is making liberals question the government and its motives. 4D chess.

>Drumpf care about working class hes soo based
>he get me second job at Walmart to help pay off muh hip operation

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>FEMA
into plastic coffins we go

based

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Great shitpost, would be a trump level troll

POTUS #46 after the coup, the chaos, the 'real' martial law (soldiers enforcing the law across the country, even in medium/small sized cities). It's getting closer.

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>Daily tweet from commander emperor delivered daily
>Daily tweet
>delivered daily
Gee. I thought daily tweets only posted on Fridays...

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Just thinking of catching a glance at some of those replies puts a smile on my face.

Why didn't we have this 10 years ago? This is a very useful tool for emergency situations

/!\ EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL ALERT /!\

I am Q, and the storm is upon us.

/!\ EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL ALERT /!\

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whiny jew

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guaranteed he uses it to tell people to vote for him

>This is the president of the United States. It has come to my attention that you are in possession of copyrighted materials protected by the Digital Millenium Copyright Act. I have personally dispatched an enforcement team to your door, which should be arriving any moment now. Lay flat on the floor and hold your hands behind your head.

"Niggers"

How do I get them as a brit?

Wait the US doesn't already have a way for the government to send messages to their cellphones?

We do, but this is a direct line from President to the People

"my name jeff"

You can't, it's super secret only for American eyes. Only sent to those with years of shitposting for verification.

i'll tell hiroshimoot to forward trump my post history then

Yes this already exists since Obama. This is just the first time they're testing it. Look in your phones settings under alerts (same place you see amber alert settings).

>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

>Ban Drumpf on Twitter
>He orders FEMA to send his daily messages to every single person in America with a cell phone
>Lefties all end up losing their minds and smashing their cell phones.

Sounds like a win/win to me.

>Good morning, from your favorite President (Me, Donald J. Trump)

Every morning.

>jews are smart