PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MASTER OF DISTRACTION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Giuliani on Hannity 9/14/18
youtu.be/zWrj0HJAUwM
>CoastGuardCdt Adm Schultz On FoxNews 9/14/18
youtu.be/hNM5tRaIcjs
>StateDep Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 9/14/18
youtu.be/z4lI_GVbYwA
>This Week @State 9/14/18
youtu.be/8rmCMJPG768
>AG Sessions on Law&Order in Kansas City MO 9/13/18
youtu.be/GAe84q5dHME
>Pentagon Press Brief on Hurricane Florence 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451430-1/
>NSA Bolton/DNI Coats on CSPANRadio 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451421-1/
>CommSec Wilburine on FBN 9/13/18
youtu.be/wuiUoh_i_EM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 9/13/18
youtu.be/eWe8ZVV5M5A
youtu.be/hHTq6wnZQK8
>Treas/StateDep Officials @House on Sanctions 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451413-1/
>AdminOfficials @Senate on Agriculture 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451412-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 9/13/18
youtu.be/LMAHTYIFg6g
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Somalia 9/13/18
youtu.be/duG6dfqhcjA
>Pres Trump hosts Cong MoH Society Reception 9/12/18
youtu.be/64e75jB08wM
>TrumpWave: The Storm 9/12/18
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>TrumpTweet: Hurricane Florence 9/12/18
youtu.be/XZ4w3YYByFA
>TrumpTweet: Never Forget 9/12/18
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>VP Pence @Mill Steel Co in Grand Rapids MI 9/12/18
youtu.be/jUcE1vCvbjo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Peacekeepers 9/12/18
youtu.be/PsTHHZSPXCE

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MAGA

>The first nationwide wireless Presidential alert system will be tested this week
A new age is almost upon us.

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>he grows his own vegetables
this will NOT end well

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Trump lost the popular vote by 6,000,000. Can you quit with the 'Silent Majority' crap?

MAGA

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BODADO BOKS

When will the elevator tape be released?

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I'm going to Awoo first!

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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He's going to say "IT'S AWOOVEMENT" because then Sarah could try to pass it off as a typo

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He lost by 7,000,000 can you stop with the 6,000,000 crap. Remember the 8,000,000

You win this glass of chocolate milk!

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i hope he sends pics of joe's dead intern

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This is about the extent of the allegations Involving the SCOTUS nominee

>loves munching carrots
>shilling vegetables
BUNDO?!

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Congratz.
Next time, I'll get first Awoo.
Be Ready

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be careful fren
do not spil

Awoo!

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TRUMP IS GOING TO KILL CHINESE ECONOMY, AND WHY THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING!

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Is Michael Moore the only liberal with common sense left?
I'm shocked that the left just dismisses the shit he says.
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>Rarely am I fast enough
You're
You're on!
(;_;)

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I hope you all had a wonderful day.
Awoo.

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he's going to release all the information on the ayys

The population of America is 350 million, plus another 40 000 000 undocumented immigrants and 10 000 000 tourists. Drumpf only received about 12% of all the votes in America. He performed worst with illegal immigrants, minors, visitors, and the recently deceased

i'm not admitting to anything

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Not if I get it first

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>he fell for the nesjew
MILK IS NOT FOR RACEMIXING

Trump would probably help China take it self out of this recession if they stop spying on us and buying off Apple and google.

Alright /ptg/ we're gonna do a little roleplay. You're the democrat in this situation (I know, I know), and you're up against your republican counterpart in a debate for your house/senate seat. He says:

>The economy is booming, jobs are growing at an exponential rate, our military is stronger than ever, our border is more secure than it's been in years and taxes have been lowered across the board.

Your turn to respond, what do you say?

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No he's simply a drunk with brief moments of clarity. His segment calling out NYC libs laughing at Trump's biggest expense being ball caps was good though

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10 million dead Chinks for every dead sparrow.

DRUMPF
and then everybody claps

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Buy a Jow Forums pass and you can obliterate your enemies at lightening speeds.

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this if i were a leftist i would use that as often as possible

>Hollywood is still trying to make celebrities like there was in the 80s and 90s
Those days are over.
No one has any idea who the "new" actors are.

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>I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

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IT WAS HER TURN IMPEACH BOTEY BIBE HIS NAME WAS MARMALADE GARLIC ME TOO

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Moore is a really bizarre creature, he carries water for the narrative of the day more often than not, but he's smart enough to identify problems as they are even if his interpretation of them is warped.

Actually, if you count the votes for independents and 3rd party candidates, he lost by around 10,700,000 votes.

Has RBG put in her reps today?
She looked ill a few days ago

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shot

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they reaaaaaaaaaaaally like those 3 dumbass girls from ovarybusters

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How long is she going to McCain around for?

The economy would be doing better if we accelerated the deportation rate to protect working class jobs and labor unions.

Giving that glowing hirojew money... are you fucking retarded

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I agree but I don't think a democrat would say that.

Pretty much, they need to rush it through now

>tfw dems are so lost that they are coming to /ptg/ to seek advice

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If the FBI won’t uphold the honor of the law, then we will. I have asked Assistant Rosenstein to begin a review of the Kavanaugh allegations effective tomorrow.

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How can we win over the based dead guys?

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Where's that wall?

He'd have to wake up from his nap to do that.

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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And what is Aleppo?

Never forget the 21,400,000.

Live with it you white bastards.

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It's the age people begin to recognize Mary and the Choir of saints as venerable and not idols. It's insane people still consider it idolatry, but that seems to be changing as of late

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JUST LIKE LORI EH JOE?

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None of that matters. We need to abolish ICE and give amnesty to the entire continent of South America.

Hate crimes are up. Antisemitism and Racism is rampant. The President is complicit in all of this from his rhetoric on the campaign trail to supporting white supremacists in Charlottesville. I would gladly trade a subpar economy being tarnished by Trump's tariffs for decency and respect for all Americans.

They'll run out of fetal blood for her two days after the election

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That would be quitr the first Presidential text, I have to say

chaser

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Do wolfgirls get the wolf intolerance of or the girl tolerance for chocolate?

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You will pay for your crimes

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What if the FBI comes out again and says something to the effect that there is not enough evident to warrant the opening of an investigation in the Kavanaugh affair? Would that shut the Dems up? They are always talking about attacking this country's precious institutions.

>inb4 they already shrugged it of
I know. I'm talking about another statement post-"""victim""" reveal.

>mexican intellectuals

He will give you great power for a very small price.

>Secret Memeflag
>EXTREMELY FAST POSTING
>No ((Google)) captcha
>[secret] /vip/ board full of elite hollywood pedophiles and government agents.
>Best of all- it would help President Trump

Do it! It's worth it!

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>It's just a picture of the Okay hand sign
this is how the world ends

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>want to go to sleep
>also want to wait up to congratulate the cat
What do frens

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When will Trump break up Amtrak and let it be run like the cruise ships? Goddamn I just want to see our beautiful country without the shitty service. Fuck even airlines do better than this.

He's getting confirmed on Thursday. Check em.

But my friend the largest increase in hate crimes has been against white Americans and it appears non whites are a massive net drain on the system.

>hate crimes are up
nonsense
Black on black crimes are holding steady in Chicago and Baltimore

Dude free weed and college.

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>implying Doug Dimmadome isn't full-on ancap

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Millions of Americans without healthcare are dying
Puerto Rican holocaust denial
Nigger tapes
Peepee tapes
Russia
His name was Merrick Garland
Popular vote
Tax breaks for the 1%
White supremacy hand signs

RUSSIA

kek

What if he’s late?

the girl tolerance. Some of them go overboard

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And overturn Roe vs Wade, Congress just passes some new legislation, and do away with the old format and begin anew with post-partum abortions

Cool, another 2 year long special counsel

>4.3% ( 13% minus one half, it isn't the women and minus two-thirds, its not the young or elderly) of the population is responsible for half of all crime

We can wake him up and fill him in on the details.

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>race war starts because of a shitpost of a fake white supremacist hoax that was created on a laotian crochet forum
All because a humble steak salesman with a reality TV show wanted to save the world

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40 years ago they would have. We need to Make Democrats Great Again. Otherwise it's HEIL ONE PARTY RULE FOREVER.

But not until after the midterms.

Democrat here- voting full (R).

give him a hug and be there for the next time where he'll definitely make it

Do any of you seriously believe that the midterms are looking good for Trump?
Canada seems to be betting on him losing much of his power after the midterms, so they're waiting on that before continuing to negotiate.

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Only 12% of black men are over 65 and only about 23% are under 18.