India is now Launching satellites for Bongs

Why can't Bongs even launch their own satellites?
Did Bongs spend all their satellite launch moneies on foreign aid? Or do Bongs lack technology and man power to run their own space mission?

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Bongs don't have loicence for satellite launchers.

EU wouldn't let them have their own rockets.

Even scarier is that India is launching their own satellites...

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rockets have sharp edges and are therefor classified as knives

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Why can't Bongs even play in their own natioal team?

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Americans can't even get into space without the Russians

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All that money they saved by not using toilet paper and having indoor plumbing finally paid off I see

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>the absolute state of the bongs

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We have private space companies and the Orion capsule.
Checkmate.

When did your meme private space company ever send an astronaut to space?

They are working on better stuff.

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We are working on sending Brazilians to space at this time.

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Here are the top secret pictures from that project.

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OH...the space-X scam.
Hope it goes better than the trump wall.

It's getting there.

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I hope too for the sake of your kind.

Bongistan's geographic location is far away from the equator. This makes it harder to launch into the orbit . Hope you understand xoxo

I love this meme

After seeing Musk blazing with Joe Rogan i am convinced he is a scam artist

time will tell

my kind?
Brazilians that have no desire to go to the USA?

Space X has already successfully sent supplies to ISS though. If he's a scam artist he's pretty convincing.
And we still have NASA working on the Orion heavy lift stuff.

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Here in America we can read it, the poor EU fags have it censored. Another great Pepe!

>SCATSAT-1

>Scat Sat

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