It's that time again, lads. Let us post cultural and political phenomena exclusive to the United Sharts of Amerimutts.
In this webm you can clearly see the American's exotic and extravagant culture - too fat to walk for more than a few feet - the United Shartian will make use of the special 'Mart Cart' (Now emblazoned with instructions in TWO languages) to peruse the wide selection of expensive Propagandatainment articles. One is not truly free in America till one has cast off the shackles of 'healthy BMI' and 'mobility' and placed ones arse into the Mart Cart. This is what it means to be free.
In this Webm one can lay their eyes upon another truly American hallmark - the burger sacs.
Years of inbreeding, the importation of hundreds of thousands of Congolese and Somalians in the past decade, nuclear waste dumps being hidden from the populace and all sorts of industrial and medical waste seeping into their heavily fluoridated water supply What we are seeing here is the end of the human race and the beginning of the next step in evolution Note that this Yank has evolved to have Burger Sacs, a specially adapted pair of buttocks which the American can use to store half digested burgers. When it is threatened by a natural predator such as the North American Pavement Ape, these sacs will contract and fire a greasy, foul smelling chipotle infused Burger slick out a modified anus to both confuse and blind its assailant and allowing it time to mount its motorised scooter and escape.
In this Webm we can see the Americans infatuation with the state of Israel and the Jewish peoples. It is considered a deep seated honour in the United States to offer at least one child up for the blessings of the Chosen People and to die in battle assisting in the creation of greater Israel is truly a privilege and many Americans every year choose to sacrifice themselves in this utterly selfless manner.
For time immemorial, humanity has asked itself: What does it truly mean to be free? Many people and cultures throughout the ages have tried to answer this question with varying degrees of success - but at some point in the 21st Century the American people finally found out the answer that humanity itself had been searching for so long.
Then The United States gifted us with the Big Bounder Bariatric Sports Wheelchair. (A gun mount can be installed)
This is not just Freedom, this is Peak Freedom. This is living life on the edge and to the fullest without need for such frivolous things as necks or the ability to stand. This is 62" of padded seating for your burgeoning ass, this is comfort, speed and support for when you reach the All American Milestone of 1000 pounds.
With respirator shelves and O2 bottle holders you'll never be short of breath as you scoot-scoot around the aisles of Walmart or at your local cruising spot.
Even the bags of snacks on the top shelves are no match for this incredible machine - it can be installed with a 13" seat elevator and lights so you can always spot the hamburgers in the dark.
Soon, I will be casting off the shackles of "recommended daily calorie intake" and self respect to join the ranks of my American brothers and sisters - who have bravely made the step into the realm of Peak Freedom. I can only imagine what it feels like but I hope that the rest of humanity will join them in their glorious future.
Here we can see two of America's world champion puppy throwers - hurling defenseless animals is a popular pastime in the United States and kicking cats remains a cultural favourite.
The NORF man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. He is an absolute UNIT. His commanding bulk makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is stocky and wide, as a result of his high levels of calorie consumption. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink gammon skin. This reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the biting cold, rain and endless darkness of Northern England, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The NORTHERN MAN's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of Albion (S*vvern fairies)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his belly. The NORTHERN belly is largest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the NORTHERN man the most masculine of men. This large belly is able to arouse the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the empty space on the bed. Its capacity ensures that when he necks a few bevvies, he can consume up to more than three times his weight in weak alcoholic brews.
In total, the NORTHERN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and prodigious bulk upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the NORTHERN man is the epitome of masculinity
Wal-Mart is a lot worse than it used to be. It was a normal store in the early 2000s and earlier. Now with the fact that you can simply order shit to your door, go to a grocery store that almost always has better food, and shop Walgreens for household supplies, that only leaves people left in Wal-Mart that are too retarded to realize there's a better way. As time goes on, it gets more and more retarded because even the less retarded stop tolerating what happens in that place. Even when you're "done" with Wal-Mart, sometimes you find yourself inside of one anyway, because of someone else's stupidity. You're hanging out with someone and the closest store to them is Wal-Mart. You walk around, dodging motorized carts, nigging going on in the next aisle, kids screaming, shelf stockers standing in your way, rude and incompetent cashiers, and whoever you're with that dragged you there is just oblivious to all of it.
Logan Bailey
One... last... burg...er
Ethan Mitchell
bump for solidarity but also to raise awareness about the fact that some Americans are very fat and predatory drug companies have produced pills such as Orlistat to take advantage of them. What these drugs do is they prevent fat from being digested at a normal rate. Now if a person takes these pills and they don't eat much fat, that's not a problem, but if they could do that, they wouldn't need these pills, so of course they don't. This rush of undigested fat is then shat out uncontrollably. This is a major problem in American grocery marts, because this is the main public place frequented by a person who would use these pills. This is the history behind the phrase "shart in mart", and it's not just an internet meme, it's a real world tragedy brought about by pharmaceutical companies who pay for access to the people that write the laws that allow them to use couched language when marketing their horrible products to the consumers that they intentionally miss-inform.
EL AMERICANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR NEGROS..GORDAS... LIMPIAR BAÑOS `EL AMERICANO `LIBERA`` PAISES. NACIONES`` Y HACE TRABAJOS SUBURBANOS!!..el americANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA , NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE, CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES AMERICANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*`MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS`
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN AmericANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS 1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES 2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANGLOSAJONES 3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA 4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES 5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO 6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE AGUILA, O HALCON 7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS INGLESES LOS LLAMABAN ASI 8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS 9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES 10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE HAMBURGUESA
He lost control when he tried to skid over an abandoned shart, a tragic accident that needed not occur. Sad.
Joshua Gutierrez
Does anyone have the one with the fat black woman and the little meme text about how much she costs taxpayers to survive on critical care? I want to send it to my doctor friends. Mockup from memory.
youre an angel. i been waiting for this pic for weeks. thanks for coming in clutch user this shit is ... chillingly true for medical professionals.
Henry Jones
LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN americANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Franklin delANO Roosevelt, el ex-presidente americANO
Roosevelt: EL americANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ANGLOSAJON Y CULTURALMENTE CHICANO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor americANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. LOS ESTADOS, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN MISSISSIPPI DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE LOS ESTADOS LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL americANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LAS MUJERES AMERICANAS? UN MONT0N DE PERRAS QUE FOLLAN mexicANOs!!! UNOS ESTADOS CONDENADOS, POBRES Y ASQUEROSOS, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!
>Wal-Mart is a lot worse than it used to be. It was a normal store in the early 2000s and earlier. Now with the fact that you can simply order shit to your door, go to a grocery store that almost always has better food, and shop Walgreens for household supplies, that only leaves people left in Wal-Mart that are too retarded to realize there's a better way. As time goes on, it gets more and more retarded because even the less retarded stop tolerating what happens in that place. >Even when you're "done" with Wal-Mart, sometimes you find yourself inside of one anyway, because of someone else's stupidity. You're hanging out with someone and the closest store to them is Wal-Mart. You walk around, dodging motorized carts, nigging going on in the next aisle, kids screaming, shelf stockers standing in your way, rude and incompetent cashiers, and whoever you're with that dragged you there is just oblivious to all of it.
Depends on the location.
There is one notrious ghetto Walmart around here.
Almost all of them are intolerable on the weekends.
I tend to go early in the morning on a weekday for less stress.
Went yesterday during the evening and I had to deal with everything you describe. Almost got mowed down by an old lady in a motorized cart.
There are others in the area that are much worse though because of the number of non-whites there at any given moment.
Adrian Williams
Lost my folder.
Kayden Baker
When an obese trap that pretends to be white makes you think more of "la creatura" than anything else...
