What would his message be?

damn bruvs imagine being called upon, all devices having a prompt. being summoned by the God Emporer himself to with the legions of demons...... or just a hurricane alert...

>fucking democrats, Gott mit uns!

Attached: 1521753259102.jpg (211x264, 54K)

Attached: ni.jpg (610x500, 58K)

WE ALL STAND UNITED

NIGGERS...

>In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally!

Can you imagine the salt? Imagine the text gets sent to everyone while you're in class and everyone starts groaning and crying in unison.

Attached: Starting-January-20-Donald-Trump-Can-Send-Unblockable-Mass-Text-Messages-to-the-Entire-Nation.jpg (710x328, 29K)

50% off everything.

>She lost, deal with it, MAGA t. Trump

Attached: 1456312435012.gif (64x100, 3K)

RARE FLAG GET

Its true.....Obama is a nigger

14 words.

Attached: CharltonHeston_Keks.gif (320x240, 1.47M)

Hi Bob, you don't have to type your name to post here.

Leave him, it's special

I wish a nigga wud!

Attached: Screenshot_20180916-221808.png (1080x1920, 1.3M)

Jews did 9/11.

Jeb
Is
A
MESS

Attached: file.png (296x258, 5K)

hello Fiji bro, its been a long time. im guessing youre an amerifatt on vacation. gud on u m8.

>I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.

i hope this happens or something like it.

Good Morning or Afternoon Depending on your timezone. This is a test message to the great people of America, I have instructed FEMA to put this together for me as we live in a time where the techonolgy exists to do so. It only makes sense seeing as almost every American adult has a cellphone these days, this system will be used in times of emergency and times of great action. Please continue with your daily routine and thank you for reading this message.

Your's Truly,
Don.

3 AM. Receive message from President Trump.

"you up?"

>Start killing journalists right now.

That would be the best possible outcome.

GET YOUR GUNS, RACE WAR NOW

Attached: nra.png (910x576, 1.3M)

Mom took away my phone.

Attached: 09.jpg (480x480, 32K)

Most likely just a test message.

"new phone who dis"

If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

I still haven’t figured out how to make an account here

I would blow my lungs out with the force of my kek