I recently went to see Sargon's presentation at Conway Hall in London. When the event ended...

I recently went to see Sargon's presentation at Conway Hall in London. When the event ended, everyone was chilling out at the venue and casually chatting. I saw Sargon just vaping by himself so I went over to say hello. "Hi Carl", I said. "Mr Sargon", he replied. I was like "Huh, pardon?" He said "Call me Mr Sargon." I responded, "Oh, ok. Anyway, I love your videos, I'm a big fan." He just continued vaping silently. "So, how are you?" I asked, making smalltalk. He took out a CD and said "Check out my mixtape." I was like, "Oh, ummm, I didn't know you write musi-" and then Sargon just started bobbing up and down and loudly rapping: "Yo, it's ya boy MC Sargon, check it out, yeah yeah..."

>i'm a classical liberal and i'm about to wax lyrical
>my bars are so woke and my rhymes are so empirical
>i'm a centrist individual, a political miracle
>i'm three times your intellect, i'm like genius tripled
>they call me the liberalist, the modern john locke
>they call me the BQC, the 'Big Quadroon Cock'
>when i'm not online or dropping hard beats
>i'm dropping bitter red pills out in these streets
>if you run your commie mouth then you're gonna raise my ire
>you're gonna get burned coz my youtube vids are fire
>your lying mouth is rotten so go see a dentist
>i got no time for lying coz i'm the based centrist
>if you call me autistic or call me a jew
>i'm gonna shut you down with my righteous horseshoe
>i got marxists to the left of me and nazis to the right
>white privilege ain't real coz there's no such thing as white
>you're just an amerimutt, you're not even aryan
>you're 56% white, not pure bavarian
>repping all my niggas in my country bongland
>i'm square in the center and i'm here to make a stand

When Sargon finished rapping, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and just started doing push-ups. It was really weird. He was grunting throughout the push-ups and saying stuff like "We got this, baby" and "Unstoppable". I didn't know what to say so I just left.

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i know how it feels to spend a lot of time on a post no one cares about so I thought I'd pop in and say not bad.

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hmmm, try it at /cow/

nice work op.

It is sad how the Scrotum of Fake Blackdad has literally destroyed himself with smug chuckles and calling Jim a pedo.

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just so you know i did the rap with beastie boy vocals

Lmao

Groomed child soldier of Big Boss Jimbo reporting for duty.

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Jim won that exchange pretty decisively if the numbers are anything to go by. Both in terms of stream views and unsubs.

Kek imagine being that of an autist like op

kek

Same

I giggled

Why does this board suck Jim's cock so much? Are you really all teenagers?

lyrics are boppin my nigga!

>He pointed out the numbers
>Why does this board suck Jim's cock so much? Are you really all teenagers?
I think I hear your stepfather calling you.

its not oc
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"Call me Mr Sargon."/order/asc/

this is good shit

Guys, has Jim been rusing us this whole time? Has he been hiding in plain sight from the very beginning?

Listen to this video and memorize his speech patterns, that nasally voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=7c26cBFZanA

Now listen to this, where he sounds exactly like he does in that video.
youtube.com/watch?v=nFvzyXk7kzE

It's fucking him, my dudes.

Inb4 public ban

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Jim is a voice actor. He has the ability to change the way his voice sounds.

Clean out your ears buddy.

I want sargon to do this for a video now.

Iron Pill user here. Gonna do a recording of this now lol. Which song should I use as the background track

youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

Tasty pasta OP

It's fucking terrible

big if true

Delicious pasta

Don't listen to the faggots in here this was amusing. *chuckles smuggly* they've not even read locke

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Thanks for the chuckle, have a (you) user

>(((Rap)))
I got the vibe that it wasn't nigger rap

Mfw

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Haha thanks for the laugh. My day has been shit so far and that really cheered me up.

I have never watched one of this fag's videos and I intend to keep it that way.

I guess I technically am.
t. 19 year old zoomer

This board loves Jim because he is a Jow Forums oldfag who hasn't turned THAT faggy over the years.

At least you got some sweet trips

Because /rdt/ has taken over every page of the internet.

Remember when bloodsports was a real thing and every thread got taken down? Now it is a shitshow of Jim faggotry and Mexican shitslinging but remains up.
What does this tell you?

So you opened the door, he got on the floor?...