What should Trumps first tweet be?

What should Trumps first tweet be?

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evidence of democrat collusion

Still president motherfucker

Not tweets. Text messages. Also, the first one will be a testing of the system.

Ligma

team snipers on foundry faggot i fucked your mom

He should just send 2 letters

NI

>you literally cant ignore the president of the united states.

lol internet

9/11 was a Mossad job

Jews killed Firefly.

jews did 911

>Trump sends out two letters in an unblockable text message to the entire US
>NI
>the left begin to meltdown trying to figure out what he means
>leftists assume he meant nigger
>he did, but there's no way to prove it
>blacks accuse dems of racism and then the race war happens
>basketball americans vs smug liberals

DICK PICS

>there are 60 inbred child sex slaves in HRC's complex underneath the deserted mall in X!

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>This is your president
>Donald J. Trump

>"My first announcement is that everyone gets a big tiddy goth gf"

...

Treason?

MAGA

"I farted"

He should declare Martial Law, or declassify bomb shells by texting them to the entire country

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>yfw

WARNING:

MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT
THE CABAL IS BEING ARRESTED
STAY IN YOUR HOMES AND LOCK YOUR DOORS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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simply:

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
- Your President
Donald J Trump

simplicity is effective

force Brat pics on the american public

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Hillary arrested for treason.

1488

>Shadman

The bigger question is, how will Jow Forums respond?

>trump message
>Mein Fuhrer!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Would drive the left crazy.

Purge the left and hang the traitors.

>jews did 911

Grab her by the pussy

I want to remind everyone - democrats, leftists, communists (but I repeat myself) ALWAYS PROJECT.
They accuse others of things they themselves do or desire.
Trump won't abuse this.
Leftists will.

This is a test of the Emergency Alert System Bigly.

> “Hey faeggits”

A dick pic.

so do I fill in the bubble with Donald Trump next to it or put an x

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I don't know but I wish we would receive them also.

GTKRWN

That was just ordered to be declassified.

It should be.

"Here comes the pain"

a link to an image file of dickbutt

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I would do everything I could to make him dictator for life if he does this.

WWG1WGA

gas the kikes

WE

new phone who dis?

Checkmate traitors.

He texts every American a dick pic of his massive hog.

if it was covfefe i would donate my savings to him.

Q predicted this

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He should solemnly turn the phone powers over to Baron, and allow the young man to do whatever the hell he wants with it. Amen.

good Morning everyone

"God Bless America"

libs would go apeshit for a month

WE

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>"Rosie O' Donnel is a fat mess LMAO!"
>"Also here is evidence for the murder of Seth Rich"

underrated

GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!!!!!!!!

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DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

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This

It's okay to be white.

>team snipers on foundry

Laughed harder than I should have.

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A picture of him as the God-Emperor.

CHECKED
i would honestly lose my fucking shit if this was sent out en mass by the goddamn president

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>"garlic bread"
>"oops wrong app"
IMPEAAAAAAACHHHHHH

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Oh shit Richard and Mortimer were right, pedos are cool

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niggers tongue my Angus

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2 scoops, 2 nominations, 2 terms!

A Russian Il-20 has gone missing off the coast of Lebonon/Israel.
If foul play is discovered, there may be a chance the Russians may flip and a Small chance they may do something stupid.

Regarding Trump.
We REALLY want to start thinking about making Friends with the Slavs. China is taking over Africa and we are doing What?
We need to consider Tactical Neuclear weapons.
If the Chinese take over south Africa.... Whites Will Suffer catagory5

All Might is so fucking cool

Important announcement regarding my ties with Russia
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The Frazzledrrip video. And the full Hot Shit Video.

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it's missing one thing
>Sad!

Fuck off with your unfunny shit

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>What should Trumps first tweet be?
fuck the jews

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On Thursday, Q predicted this

Kek

I’m glad you mentioned that. Leftists DO already posses this technology and they do ABUSE THE FUCK OUT OF IT WHICH IS WHY I GET SPAMMED WITH THIS LEFTISTS PROPAGANDA ALL DAY EVERYDAY FUCK I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS IT JUST STARTED HAPPENING ONE DAY

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kek

(You)

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A link to the Fisa documemt for all to read

>What should Trumps first tweet be?
MAGA

I have evidence that will lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton

Pleeeeese let this be real.....

They’re ripping us off on trade.

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disable it, you fucking boomer

The Emperor protects.

Something like "You have to go back" but in Spanish

If you don't reply to this text your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

U up?

Actually he should just send “Test”. Imagine how pissed off people whoulf be.

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oh fuck.

>Sends CP.
>Nukes America for being pedophiles.

it was shot down by Syria thinking it was an Israeli or US plane returning from launching its payload.

Nibbers from Chyna.