How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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is it an efrican or european woodchuck?

why are they all called chuck?

depending on the tree species, moisture content and angle of the bite

the average white male squirrel could easily chuck 1,488 chucks of wood

chuck is slang for a toothed vice

better than sneed

a whole fire hydrant full of smegma

This. I don't understand people who argue with science.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and would chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck no wood.

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a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

A european one is called a Would Cuck.

>hey woodchuck feel like chucking some wood
>stares in woodchuck wiggling nose occasionally
Fuck you woodchuck cuck fuck
Faggot

If he had a saw
in his little paw
a ton of wood he could.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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However much he is able or till he were satisfied.

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Underrated

Fucking all of it.

Dumbass

Woodchucks don't chuck wood anymore, they subcontract that shit out..

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