Drinking these will protect you from Jewish mind control

Drinking these will protect you from Jewish mind control

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The only good Monster drink is Pipeline Punch.

OH SHIT BASED TUVALU POSTER RETURNS

Energy drinks are disgusting poison

>literally spells 666 in hebrew
>owned by jews
good goy

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indeed

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Sweet, just drank one before lying down in bed. I'm free now.

Ok dad

Correct. I am a learning computer.

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I'm gonna take a piss real quick to clean my system. Be right back.

>hiding Flag
>displaying german-ness
Checkmate goyim

caffeine changes your dna. i dont know what it does i just know it changes your dna? can anyone explain it to me since im a dyslexic retard?

Nice one

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Too late. Once it touches your lips you're they're cattle. You might as well start drinking tyrone's semen as it drips from your wife's pussy

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kys stupid native american blanket

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I never intended on hiding where I'm at. I'm a fascist and you gotta deal with it.

Oh yaah, that sounds good. Calling from Springfeel.... SPRINGFEEL. I wanna good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock!

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Silly goyim! Cock is too good for you! You'll be drinking tyrell's cum from stacy's asshole

Yes, drinking this will turn you into the devil of the Jews, Jews fear the devil, that's why they marked it in their language so that they know drinking these turns you into the beast that the jew fears

From goy to kyle

Was this the most successful viral marketing campaign of all time?

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I only drink Pepsi
Pay every penny, support Israel
stupid fucking goyim

Oh yaah! You just let it go into your mouth and you SUCK IT OUT. Oh yes. You're gonna DRINK THE CUM!

Like to get slammed in the ass too? Worship my cum.

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I drink pic related for energy

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>Zero Zucker
What did he mean by this?

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then why do they sell it?

Confession before this thread is deleted: I have unironically bought more Monster in the past few months since they spammed us with boomer memes than I have in the rest of my entire life combined.

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Yes. I actually bought some and I think they’re gross. I did give myself a nice chuckle when I bought and drank them tho.

possibly

Never touched one, never will.
I don't even have to look at the ingredients to know it's going to be pure poison.

is this some reverse engineering to make npcs of this board buy monster?

what are you trying to achieve

It means no Jew cyborg golems allowed in this can.

Iron Nails Right In. Two for the wrists, one for the feet.

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I don't even drink water anymore, only monster ultra

Monster is literally owned by a Jew. You're a bunch of fucking idiots and helping to blackpill me since it's apparently so easy to be subverted by literal snake oil salesmen

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Can confirm. Been on this juice and off the jews.

How is it? I don't recall ever seeing it in my area, would be neat to find if it's worth it.

Fuck yeah, I only cook with Monster Ultra my teas. Fuck that regular water shit

It’s like tea but more herbal if that makes sense. An Arizona is a third the price tbqhwy.

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Go bed soon, Zoomah

Tastes like tea but slightly more herby. Comes in different flavors, elderberry/blueberry one is really good.

It gives you a nice burst of energy, but a steady one. No crash like energy drinks. Clearer focus as well. I gave up coffee for this because I find it to be much better.

Why drink this and not black coffee?

You should be able to find them nearby as well. The company has a website showing retailers near you. Whole foods has them, as well as many other grocery stores.

Because fuck boiled bean juice and Leafs especially

Reminder drinking anything other than this means you gargle tyrones bbc for his jewish madters.

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You should be drinking water.

VITOOO

SPRINGFEEL

I would not be surprised if this drink is a GMO to make your half-dead testicles, die even more and not reproduce.

Drink it goy, drink some more.

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>t.

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water that turn the frogs gay? lmao gtfo (((((noseberg)))))

true, but why don't you tell me which beverage product that isn't run by jews.
>insane christkikes at it again

Haven't you heard? Olet Bangs is the new soda for white nationalists. White Monster Dew is so last year.

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It wasn't obvious to you from day 1 that most of the people here are gullible retards?
That's not to say that much of what is discussed isn't true.
There is truth here in SPITE of them, not because of them.

Everything is going to turn you gay.

Enough. You dare questioning the power of the golem?

You'd have to list the ingredients and study each one.
And even then, shit can be hidden under labels like "artificial flavors".
But, yeah, there's definitely going to be some harmful shit in it. Count on that.

More of an oliet bang’s guy to be honest

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Always appreciate a rare flag dropping in.

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