who can you thank as the savior of all of humanity?
ME.
We fucking did it
Lincoln Miller
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Cameron Morales
and i even did it ALL FUCKING ALONE.
do you have any idea the amount of effect i just had on you all?
Andrew Johnson
oh yeah, just to make clear. this is me.
this is the fate you all hated on. and now this is the fate that safed you all. next pic will be my actual look, sort of.
Josiah Murphy
pic related
Thomas Ortiz
face* FUCKING SHIT
Carson Perry
im so fucking proud of myself like now, like HOLY shit. ahahahahaha
Cooper Ortiz
What did you do lol? Or are you just larping
Christopher Bailey
right now?
i fucking did it, Jow Forums. i defeated the illuminati all by myself. not even sure if there was any kind of prophecy involved..
Gabriel Fisher
right now**
i just woke everyone up.
Jaxon Williams
I can see
>You're giving yourself false sense of security.
Even if they did give you the impression they are still there.
Jason Peterson
the war is offically over guys. we did it. but dont be too happy too soon now. give yourself a few hours.
Justin Gomez
they will now be jailed. no one will be fooled by them anymore. its literally over for them. we did it dr. freeman, we DID IT!
Kevin Rodriguez
Stop autisming for 2 seconds and tell us wtf you did.
Adrian Fisher
You're being played
Lincoln Flores
and they dont even know whats happeing yet.
Jonathan Myers
all odds stood against me, Jow Forums.
i want you to remember who saved your ass.
Liam Nguyen
ok, i raised your mental frequency and now everyone will wake up and the illuminati are literally powerless. thats what i did. i just saved all your asses on the whole world and i did it all alone. ALONE.
Jason Scott
videmus
omnia
Brayden Moore
Checked. Nice trips.
How? How did you single-handedly raise the IQ of everyone on the planet?
Ian Wilson
Paranoid schizophrenic threads are a rare treat, but always a favourite
Jayden Perez
Joshua Nelson
oh shit are you the guy that cured my back pain and removed the jew illuminati telepathic block on my brain that made me not think clearly?
Gavin Allen
Does this mean you're going to stop posting nonsense trash threads?
DUDE VIBRATIONS LMAO
Sebastian Wood
Posting in potentially ebic thred please put me in screencap
Brayden Davis
That’s exactly what I was thinking, Beelzy.
Benjamin Rodriguez
jetzt lass doch endlich mal diese schwuchtlei sein junge
Daniel Roberts
I think we got static.
sleep is for the dead
Bentley Brown
Thanks Hanz!
Ryder Bell
no one cared who i was till i revealed my face.
Michael Smith
all me. feel honoured.
Isaac Gray
Why have you not thanked a zoomer today for saving the world in the future?
Parker Gomez
cups are now fully primed
drain of all cups for harvest has begun
Christian Lopez
Well done hanz, now go beat islam out of Germany.
Brody Wood
hans, you alleviated my anxiety in the last thread, could you please send some good vibrations my way to help me just this once?
also could you give a little more detail on what is to happen next?
Logan Howard
I am not even human , kindly fuck of savior
Chase Murphy
BOY IF U DON GETCHO
Alexander Davis
I MADE A VIDEO EVERYONE TO CELEBRATE THIS DAY!!
REMEMBER IT!
Mason Bell
Jace Green
Look at me i doxed myself . the Goal of a anonymous board is to stay anonymous
Elijah Powell
im afraid you have lost your power, shills. even if you try something, i will prevent it.
Oliver Campbell
not if i want the whole world to know who saved your souls. thank me later.
and remember, stay awake.
Ayden Davis
Dude there are some dangerous forces at hand here never show your identity . I am literally Satan do you think i post my face ?
Nolan Cruz
everyone go here
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
leave comments and celebrate. the battle is over. dont even let them make you think they won or some shit. the fight over and they will vanish. they just tried a last time to leech on me, but they failed. now they are really defeated. prepare for a better world, Jow Forums. shield yourselves.
Cooper Adams
well satan. one sentence.
YOU LOST.
William Adams
beelzebub trips reveal treats of insanity..checked
carry on german nutlog....save us all! BUMPIN
Camden Brooks
Oke they are already standing in front your house it was good to know you , remember when you get tortured the more you scream the more they torture
Jack Lee
Lel don't ever change Jow Forums this is why I love you
Anthony Russell
No, you've done a great thing here today, Hanz. You saved everyone! Your heroics will go down in history and you will be remembered as "Hanz - He who saved the entire world from the illuminati by himself from inside his house."
In fact, we have marked the date down and this will be made into a worldwide holiday in your honor! It will be known as Saint Hanz day. and it will be celebrated by skipping a bath to show thanks to you, the messiah.
Luis Phillips
He actually just posted his face you can remove that paranoid
Jordan James
I had a similar psychotic episode back in April, OP. I got some bad news for ya. Get yourself ready for some "treatment". You will feel like shit about all of this soon enough.
Enjoy while it lasts I guess.
Owen Carter
??? what is happening lads
Anthony Price
I expect a thread to be made on the 18th of September next year to celebrate Saint Hanz day
Christian Hill
Is this what advanced autism looks like?
Bentley Richardson
No no no you have lost
Owen Butler
No, just good ol neglected schizophrenia.
Blake Morris
my work is done. mission accomplished.
Owen Cox
You have failed hanz you don't even know it
Juan Ramirez
It more than that. There is a schism occurring in Christianity as we speak. There are people who no longer see Jesus of Nazareth as the messiah. Now they only believe in Hanz. A new branch of the Abrahamic religion is forming as we speak. The dawn of Hanzianity is on the horizon!
Sebastian Miller
>Saint Hanz day
holy florian day, if any.
>skipping a bath to show thanks to you
id rather if you spend some time with your loved ones.
Thomas Bennett
Cure the beast, or he will rise
Aiden Taylor
he is already cured. weird how you say that.
Angel Rodriguez
Mods need to ban you Hanz, seriously.
Between this thread and your hunt for GF you are useless to this board.
Samuel Gomez
damn you knew that.
Evan Cruz
Please listen to me carefully. I am an elder of the anti-illuminati society and am relaying you this Very Important message. The Illuminati have not been defeated. I repeat, the Illuminati have not yet been defeated. The only way to defeat them is to physically remove them. We need your help, Hanz. Please find out when the next Illuminati meeting is, and please try everything you can to stop them. A certain sharp tool that is commonly found in the kitchen is very effective. See if you can find Angela Merkel, she is their top leader and is the most harnful.
Jeremiah Myers
This is a pretty sweet thread we should all post a clear selfie of ourselves don't be shy
Justin Nelson
HANS
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
ACT NOW
Jack Thompson
fuck of Jean-Claude Juncker
Dylan Wood
>tfw Hanz is still not autobanned
Joseph Wilson
thank you Hanz…
seiyaku.com
Chase Jones
This is me. If you're wondering where my eyelashes are, I pulled them all out because the illuminati put them there to troll me. Only women have eyelashes. I am a man.
Lincoln Rodriguez
til im whiter than germany
Juan Watson
you look like Tony D.
Liam White
May I join the anti illum thing.
Carson Butler
i stabilated the earths mental field. they have no foundation anymore.
Cooper Ross
side view now please
Henry Bell
would you like to?
you can come to me and have it happen to you.
Juan Brooks
like this?
Jeremiah Allen
lmao this kids tripping his face off
have fun
Nathaniel Bennett
Proove aren't a larp with evidence . And also how do you feel about jews in power?
Austin Rivera
based, more please
Justin Price
Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2018 17:59:59 No.20377341 Report
Quoted By: >Hanz put his families address, phone numbers and pictures, on Jow Forums. He has spammed peoples doxx on various Jow Forums boards.
>Hanz expressed his desire to stab people to death and attacked his mom with a knife. Hanz destroyed his ipad because he believed that mia was getting mind controlled.
>Hanz has no eyelashes. He plucks them all out because he thinks the illuminati put them there to troll him.
>Hanz tries to hook up with girls whenever possible, even posts to craigslist etc. He got locked up for sexually assaulting his childhood friend.
Some quotes:
"I will ram my head into wall 78 times and pay the neighbors' kids to stone me to death
I'm going to kill the neighborhood cat if you don't give me back my wife
I WILL KILL SOMEONE!"
Hanz threatened his mom with a knife, she called the cops. They told him to put down the knife, but he refused so and run to the roof of his house. Before he did that he opened a thread and opened a livestream on uni chan, so people could see all this stuff happening live.
Sources etc about the "roof & SEK" incident Hanz had:
Here are the links to the archive from the thread he posted the livestream:
agh.net23.net
mediafire.com
the SEK came for him (special police force) like the swat, you can see them in video:
Angel Martinez
Mfw a mossad jewess is on their way to op's house rn lel.
Don't fall for the milkers!
Brayden Barnes
LOL WTF PUT YOUR EYELASHES BACK ON STUPID
Carson Fisher
>Thank you for saving us all. You're almost as awesome as Qanon
Xavier Campbell
You're going to blow up the EU/kill Merkel? God speed Kraut
David Brooks
It is weird. Because you cured nothing. I'm still here hanzel.... I'm still here... Inside you...
Daniel Cruz
HANZ! this cunt is trying to take you out, kick him into another timeline or whatever tf it is you do!!
Ryan Bennett
does any cute and nice girl want to leave society and live in the forest with me?
our destination would be south america. you would have to meet up with me and i would pay for the flight to brazil. pic related, my face. we would be living off nature. i would be looking for a nice comfy spot near a waterfall and wed just chill there and make love all day. occasionally go and explore the world. sounds dangerous?
its not if you trust in yourself. and i will protect you too. anyone interested?
i have the Jow Forums in my blood, the Jow Forums in my heart and the /x/ in my aura. i have the /dyi/ in my flesh and the Jow Forums in my dick.
Ian Watson
>kick him into another timeline or whatever tf it is you do!!
Good luck with kicking out the prince of darkness ... Are you crazy ?
Sebastian Rogers
Hanz is this your awakening? or are you just larping with intense autism?
Nathaniel Gomez
>Wat he got swatted by Sek
>MfW Mohammed raided Sek
Tyler Robinson
schizophrenics should go to a mental hospital. stay away from them, know 1 who stabbed his mom.
Josiah Edwards
jews are powerless now.
Brayden Perry
What about the scanners Hanz? The scanners!
Logan Parker
this was a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotion. wow. ty hanz
Ethan Rogers
dont mind the subliminal messaging there with the eye, my mistake. still under their influence. trying to remove it now peace by peace.
Evan Harris
help me hanz! the devil is BULLYING me!!!
Austin Brooks
np.
Ian Hall
You know he is ethnic German if you can smell the autism
Benjamin James
piece by piece*