Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

btfo lawl

so.... cute as hell?

She has a waistline like a truck driver

Gamer MILF porn? I think we got ourselves a new category!

Will Nintendo sue her for libel?

Toad is the best though, so this confirms that Trump’s dick is the best?

Also:
>body shaming is okay when we do it

President Toad Dick. What a timeline!

DRUMPFL IS FINISHED, IMPEACHMENT COMING

>Stormy Daniels

What kind of name is that.

Thursday.

then why did he bring up dick size during his presidential campaign

Toad is based

>Also, I was abused to the point of rape when he rolled it around the inside of my cavernous vag yelling "Do a barrel roll Luigi!"

Immaterial distraction. Move on.

This is what Trump's enemies say about him, epic

IT'S OVER DRUMPFKINS
THAT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE
IT WAS HER TURN
>to be a prostitute

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His penis looks like a mushroom? FUCKING WEIRD

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dont the red mushrooms make you big?

and her roastie looks like arbys

In the thumbnail she looks like Emma Stone.

Oshi-

>body and sex shaming

The idiots who care about this shit show are the same ones who will turn around and blame us for lowering the level of political discussion

kek

The name of a porn star? It isn't her real name

Mutilated jew cock confirmed

IMPEACH. NOW.

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So who cares what a porn star says..

Nintendo is going to sue her now.

DRUMPPPPPPPPF

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Shes got a cunt like a gas station sandwich.

Anyone who has Toad memorabilia is now a white supremascist.

Don’t let this die this can strike into the gamefaggot territory.

It's actually kind of endearing.

>Also the actual size ratio is terrifying.

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That's why I support American Jews. Degenerate American goyim are disgusting inferior animals and their culture should be destroyed.

Tfw no fat mushroom dick for big cums

HA! Dumpf has a dick shaped dick!!!!1

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Literally a HELLO FELLOW KIDS moment for her.

I will never understand why Trump would stick his dick in a porn star if he has a phobia to germs.

Go back to pakistan, mahmud.

This ×10000000

OSHI-

imagine defending the dick of another man in a anime website

YIKES

This. I keep waiting to hear about her sleazy lawyer fucking her, getting her pregnant and then forcing her to get an abortion. She goes public but no ones gives a fuck. The trump curse is real and will get her eventually

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This is the state of things? Dick insults? Fucking really? This is where we are?

Anyone got that pic of her wearing crocs and sitting in a lawn chair?

She still rode it. Can’t of been that bad. Or... she’ll fuck anything for cash because she is a hoe.

well, toad is the size of a small child, so that's a compliment?

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It's not like they aren't already called mushroom sticks

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imagine a world where a porn actress's menopausal ramblings about a sitting president's penis makes headlines

KIKES

>yfw first Presidential Text Message next year is a picture of his penis

wow epic

>Reuters
top news

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America,
>such class
>such culture

Yep. The desperation is palpable.
>2016
>OH MY GOD, YOU CALLED HER FAT, YOU MISOGYNIST PIG
>2018
>HA HA I HAD SEX WITH YOU FOR MONEY, I YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE A TOAD
Oh, how the times change.

Cheap? Who wouldn't be Donald's prostitute? It has to pay well, right?

>tfw gay and other degenerates will criticize him for it

>Mainstream discussion of your leader's penis size and shape
This is where we're at as a society. Everybody stop and think about that for a minute.

Trump Is circumsised?

Bing Bing wahoo xD

Reddit is gonna eat this shit up with a spoon.

No, this is how maxed out the kike desperation level is. (((Journalists))) do not reflect the society, you know better than this.

>believing a whore

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Crammed that giant shroom right into Stormys' clam.

>mfw

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I can imagine one of trumps aides knocking his phone out of his hand to keep him from replying to that when they realize he saw it.

AFAIK, never in the history of recorded civilization has this been a topic of relevant discussion.

Don't all of them do? Is she fucking dogs or ducks or something?
So it's THICC as fuck?

Body shaming

inb4 tweeted dick pic from trump

I never knew, I thought it was more like a bowser or DK. Not Toad the smallest character in the whole game. Whatever shall I do. Guess I need to burn my MAGA hat with those NIKE socks I finally found

Please, if there is a wise kek, let trump say her vagina looks like an arbys classic roast beef

What part of
>(((Journalists))) do not reflect the society,
don't you understand?

Just because (((journalists))) publish absolutely deplorable shit doesn't mean the world's gone to shit. Stop being a braindead goy and wake the fuck up.

So like a penis?

She's obviously working for him

Left sammie?

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>it's okay because he started it

>modern political discourse
We're heading towards ww3.

Top tier news

Q predicted this

It would be funny if mods made this a "sticky" it would be "Trump's penis sticky"

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And her cunt looks like Hiroshima

pic sauce, not article

Rare burn from Ukraine.

ok, now its all becoming more obvious. the kavanaugh treatment

such a brave women to only remember this now

I see the play. She says this. He doesn't deny it. He tells the world he had a botched circumsicion. The kikes all die.

Tfw Trump has a literal Kek as his dick! Blessed be thy name Lord Kek of Egypt!

oh look, people are still talking to this washed up hooker. we truly live in tabloid world. i'm checking out.

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