>Stormy Daniels writes in her book Trump's dick is "like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"
theguardian.com
Drumpf BTFO!
David Gray
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Eli Anderson
She willingly alsucked it tho. Filthy whore
Hudson Hill
Rubio was right about the hands
Gavin Gray
and lets remind her about that
Jordan Martin
Toad is hands down the best character in Mario Kart and as far as penis shape goes, I'd take it.
Xavier Anderson
>"He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
dicklet btfo
Grayson Jackson
How much money has this man made for people that hate him ?
Daniel Barnes
Typical woman scorned. Goes straight to the dick. Oldest strategy ever...
Brandon Kelly
trump should show us his dick to dispell these rumors. haha. wouldn't that be crazy? i want to see trumps dick.
Justin Taylor
What is with all these maniacs writing books about Donnie that nobody is going to read?