L-O-fucking-L from Stormy:
“He knows he has an unusual penis … It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”*
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
L-O-fucking-L from Stormy:
Ian Price
Austin Reed
And she willingly sucked it off? Ew.
Nicholas Peterson
This'll give me a good chuckle when traitors are drowning in their own blood, when their best shot was penis gossip
Ayden Rodriguez
>body shaming
Luis Richardson
still hit it
Kayden Smith
He's POTUS she's known for being a whore. Suck on that toadstool.
Juan Nelson
Think of if a man talked about a woman in this way.
Kayden Brooks
implying men don't? especially mexicans, we give no fucks
James Butler
This, left needs to practice what it preaches
Bentley Davis
You guys are all missing the point here.
All of this stuff is projection from the left. The left don't think the same way that we think, but they're too dumb to realise that that's the case. All of their insults for us are things that, our positions reversed, they themselves would find extremely insulting.
If you want to counter-troll the libs on this, start a discussion about left wing figures who you think might also have a mini toad-penis.
Like, take Joe Biden. That guy has toad-penis for sure. So does that Chris Cuomo guy. I heard that from some chick once. She was in the 'in' crowd and knew all kinds of gossip.
Joseph Morgan
So he has a large penis? I don't get it. Is he supposed to be ashamed? Are leftists making fun of him having a large penis?
Chase Jackson
Mm yes a very normal, intelligent thing to say... What a fucking faggot you are lol
William James
If people on the right start raising awareness about the left wing toad penis problem, the left will completely freak out.
Liam Ramirez
>Whenever she saw Trump on television for years afterwards, Daniels writes, an internal monologue would play out: “‘I had sex with that’, I’d say to myself. Eech.”
STORMY DANIELS CONFIRMED PC
DRUMPFLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Jonathan Morris
You're not trusting the word of a whore, are you?
Mason Lopez
This is it for Drumpf un-ironically.
Kevin Gomez
Stormy has a penis
Asher Rodriguez
>We
Fuck off back to your shithole, Pablo
Wyatt Bell
>whore
>standards
lol.
That's rather ironic.
Also, I wonder if she ever fucked Ron Jeremy.
Henry Powell
And trump hit it. Gay.
John Nguyen
>Be Stormy
>destroy marriage and lose custody of child because you're human garbage
>be seen a week ago having rummage sale for your personal belongings because even strip clubs won't hire you for guest spots now
>"I GOT ME A NEW BOOK COMIN OUT SOON AND YOU GONNA WANNA READ IT BECAUS IT ALL ABOUT DRUMPF DICK!"
Literally, going to sell 1000 copies to cool wine aunts as masturbation material for dreaming of what it's like to actually get a cock for once, but that's all.
Samuel Harris
Literally /ourguy/
Alexander Lee
A whore thinks insulting the penis of the man who fucked her is worth listening to.
Josiah Baker
Noah Adams
If it's a woman's penis it's not gay you faggot
Noah Hill
Still smashed though
Owen Myers
I think its cool Trump has a mushroom penis.
Who wants a boring penis?
Adrian Sanchez
Oh okay we are at the point were a whore is getting quoted by the press saying things about the penis shape of a countries president.
They are talking about a man's penis in public but locker room talk is sexist.
Okay.
Justin White
Yes, millions of liberals are fascinated with the size and shape of a man's genitals.
Also, they think he shouldn't be president because of that size and shape.
Colton Fisher
It's okay when women do it
Caleb Richardson
O B S E S S E D
Bentley Morales
Ck.
You are correct.
Cameron Diaz
>when they go low, we go high
Tyler Gomez
>body shaming
i literally cant even
Jason Jackson
Imagine how many libtards have toad penis and are secretly devastated by people making fun of this.
Easton Powell
Go to /b/ and you'll find plenty of discussion about women's penises
Joshua Foster
despite every so called liberal I know hating me I identify as a liberal
and think body shaming is bullshit regardless but also acknowledge
that promoting obesity is not cool either. Quit huffing your farts and
diet.
Ryder Myers
Liberals are nasty fucks. IF trump replies to this, they'll mock him for talking about it. If he doesn't they'll mock him for having such a fictitious penis.
Liberals are fucking EVIL. i'm convinced now. They are demonically inspired. This is not normal human behaviour.