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Got to admit, not a fan of Shakespeare with the exception of "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

O shame! Where is thy blush?

Just not my cup of tea for whatever reason.

You're supposed to be dead, Tolstoy.

Right, although in other books, things are changed in translations and stuff, It really drives me mad

>0 goals
What did Allah mean by this

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>in the past 5 years women of ages 18-35 have had the highest infection rate of HIV
>if current trends continue in the next decade 50% of 18-35 year olds will have one of several strains of HIV
>most are at the moment passive carriers and don't know they are spreading it
>most don't know the reason why they have miscarriages when they try to conceive
>there's no cure for HIV or AIDs, just treatments to slow it down
>new treatment resistant strains are starting to surface in studies
It's fucking happening.

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honestly you virgins are coping so hard

i've shagged so many people and never had a problem that couldnt be treated in a matter of weeks

I should be so lucky.

>>in the past 5 years women of ages 18-35 have had the highest infection rate of HIV
>>if current trends continue in the next decade 50% of 18-35 year olds will have one of several strains of HIV
Where the fuck are you getting this from?
HIV has been in decline for the last few decades even in African shitholes

Sexual disease is nature sorting itself out.
Weak, pointless genes get them.
If it wasn’t for medicine most gays would be dead.

Thank you population control!!!

>*tries to work whether you mean lucky as in to be Tolstoy or luck as to be dead*

Pick one.

>Our ancestors would have fought to the death that's the principle that's been lost even to the right wing
theres nothing worth fighting for, perhaps there was in the past or perhaps it was more the case that people just didnt know any better when sent to war.
you know now youve said it, thats just thinking about foreign wars, who are all of these ancestors who fought i keep hearing about?
at the end of ww1 we had just spent 4 years being butchered by the aristocracy in trenches, were watching everyone dying of spanish flu, war in ireland, were reading about socialist revolutions all over europe and had millions of rifles in the hands of a population living in total poverty.. we didnt do anything, we begged to go back to the slums and workhouses.

any of our supposedly brave and honourable ancestors played their part in shaping the world we see around us, like we are shaping the future world to come, they were just as inactive as we are. patriotism is goalposting, the first people conquered by the british empire was the english, anyone worth their salt fucked off for adventures abroad during the colonial era.

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Done a big poo poo lids

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why is sinn fein more popular in NI than ROI?

do people in ROI even give a toss about sinn fein autistic screeching ?

there getting it from africans and drug use

Because they do the biggest pee pees and poo poos

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jesus christ can you faggots please stop posting the cringe defeatist shit

The only way forward is with big poo poos and cummies

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This.

Remember that time when there was the stirrings of a Socialist revolution up north so an invasion force was set up there to put it down?

>Muh whites will rise up and create the ethnostate LARPing bollocks
>Not cringe

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also populations were much smaller and average peopel actually had a fair amount of power as the primary producers of food. Peasant revolts were put down so brutally since they terrified the nobility. Nowadays you'd need 100k people at LEAST to make much difference.

In wartime you would rightly be tied to a post and shot for defeatism and demoralisation among the ranks. Id happily do it myself too.

Post a picture right now with a timestamp of the colour of your hand.

The war is over. We lost decades ago. Probably before you were even born.

Why should I do what you tell me? Too scared to admit there are white people that don't think an ethnostate will come along and sort everything?

250k+ uk based people signed that petition to half all immigration into the UK. The sentiment is there - it just requires the right catalyst to be set into usable action.

*halt

when ?

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i dont get this? if you have no hope, believe it so bad why even live? you wouldn't allow children in this world so why even post or even live? and dont reply with "im a pussy"

Lool post a pic with timestamp so we know you are not a LARPing paki

A new war is on the horizon. A continent wide "civil" war - highly localised and sectarian.

Go to bed Sargon.

Back again.

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I miss Yugoslavia as well lad.

You should have been a pair of ragged claws

Mail it to your local MP

Why is Brit/pol/ full of nonces

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You really think that will happen on a continent swarming with American military?

I'm not going to kill myself over a nation that's been dead for decades.

>In wartime you would rightly be tied to a post and shot for defeatism
how often do you interact with the general public? who is it that you think are worthy of any of our personal sacrifice?
over a weekend i meet a cross section that includes millionaires, boomers, goalposters, junkies, foreigners of all shades, the natives etc and every one of them has scummy elements, its why im not a white supremacist/nationalist like the american larpers.

we are in a decline that has been fostered from the bottom of the food chain, those on the top are merely giving the people what they want, there is no exploitation at all, nobody has a gun put to their head and forced to buy endless kebabs or ngubu shirts.

churchill put tanks on the streets of glasgow at one point.
we still did nothing.

Oh my, people like you two are still around? What more do you need to take the blackpill?

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Sucking dicks for 30 quid xx

then what hope do you have? move to another shithole and wait for to get worse? if is truly is so bad that it will never change then you can't want to have a child. so what are you living for? just to the walk in to your grave?

Same for mw. Also go into any working class pub or working mens club on a weeknight and see what the topic of conversation is. Its on everybodys lips. Only those who dwell in the transmetropolitan bubble are unaware of it.

'Cor blimey some good news after all, rite bargain that.

Absolutely nothing is going to stop war in Europe

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Most of that american military will probably side with the native europeans.

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You are an insufferable clit-cock-arse

Why do you have hope? What do you see happening to this country that will change things for the better? Consistently incorrect decisions for over a century by a ruling class elected for by a stupid, selfish electorate. What will change this?

>Absolutely nothing is going to stop war in Europe
America conquered Iraq in 3 weeks. They could easily stop war in Europe.

I already live in a shithole.

Where's steerkike, cope and eddie?

The only people worse than the defeatists are the ones who think Europe will magically "avoid war forever"

Unironically question your intelligence if you think Europe will never see war again.

>American military will side with the native Europeans

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>just moved into a new house for uni
>sink in my room
>piss in the sink every day

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The increasing problem is the automation of the military, within the next 10 20 years or so maybe they would be a chance, due to mass defections, but as humans mean less and less in wars it will get harder

Maniac.

lets say nothing. what are you living for? clearly not your country or people or hope that will change, so why even talk about it? make your self miserable? i just dont get it

I'll stop when you pol tards stop ruining britfeel

why are there so many activist larpers on here tonight?
i have to admit enjoying watching them crash into the blackpills and being really angry about it but the series of posts highlighting ((defeatism)) are un natural

Absurd

>dead again
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There might be war, but not how you see it. It'll be an absolute slaughter of the natives.

The US will also be experiencing the same conflict. You have to remember niggers all round the world will turn savage once videos of Kraut death Squads slaughtering them go viral

War isn't necessarily beneficial

Unironically question your intelligence if you realistically think anything can revert the damage done to this country over the past century.

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Ah, the classic bedsit urinal.

With defections will come tech though and we are capable of improvising. Im optimistic we stand a fighting chance.

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>videos of Kraut death Squads slaughtering them
This guy...

You can rationalise all you want, the Anglo Saxons of antiquity were brave warriors who shed their blood to claim and defend this land, that is the meaning of blood and soil, your very BLOOD impregnates this SOIL it's a sacred bond you are sworn to defend at birth. It's not about if there'll be 'anything worth' justifying the fight in a material sense, it's about our ancestral link to this country. You can besmirch your ancestors pretending they shared your cowardice to make yourself feel better about being cattle but it doesn't fool me.

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first of all I am not an incel. I literally went on a date a week ago, so I’m not incel. Second, you don’t even know that there are different extremities of incels. I want an egalitarian world, not a gynocentric world. Third, there is a common misconception that all incels want is sex. Yet I am not even ready for sex. Fourth, don’t assume someone’s ideologies based on one thing they said. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you should go out and say “I’m wrong” without validly proving your point. I was mainly going off of science, and apparently most people in the world don’t agree with science if it doesn’t fit their ideologies, even if science is true. That is like even if Trump appeals to you and you agree with his viewpoints on issues, you still vote Clinton because you call yourself a Democrat. So if you could kindly educate yourself a lot more about Incels, TRP, and other related topics before you say stuff, I would appreciate it. But as I know of how stubborn you are, you won’t even consider looking deeply into topics and act like you know so much about them. This is what separates people like you and people like me. I look at both sides of every argument, and choose the one that is most rational, not go off of what other people say is “cool”. I rationally choose what I think is best for myself, my family, my community and my country. If you would like to know more about what I believe in, ask me (I know you won’t and you would still make stupid assumptions about me that aren’t true) in what I believe is right or wrong and not just say random shit that doesn’t align with my ideologies. Ya so please stop saying shit about me that isn’t true.

Loool Wtf are you talking about. From who? The niggers are barely armed and aren't good at warfare and the muzzies are outnumbered and outgunned no matter how many automatics they have got tucked away in the mosques

>don't know anyone here

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>lets say nothing.
Why are you arguing then?
>so why even talk about it? make your self miserable? i just dont get it
To educate ethnostate/Europe in civil war LARPers that nothing's gonna change this country for the better

>brave warriors who shed their blood to claim and defend this land,
Not really. The Normans conquired an entire nation with only a single battle on a single field.

There and back again.

oh i get it. your miserable and want everyone else to be

An Unexpected Brit/pol/.

Tripfag purge.

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But the increasing amount of tech in the army means that they would need less people actually enlisted, meaning the government would only have to deal with a smaller amount of potential rebels and they can afford to filter for obidence more.

Perhaps even in the worst case scenario it can be controlled by literally only one person
Not saying something isn't possible it would just need come before automation takes over the military and police

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>MUH COUNTRY

Loool you are tripping up over your own talking points. Britain is irrelevant. Europe WILL survive.

>The niggers are barely armed
More armed than the natives.
Just having a single pistol puts them as worth a clip's worth of natives.
> the muzzies are outnumbered and outgunned
Outgunned with what? You admit they have automatic rifles in their mosques, do you think we have rocket launchers tucked under our beds.

But more important than that they have a group cohesion, meaning that in addition to weaponry they have a united front in order to better use it. So while natives are killing each other for a mouldy sausage roll, they stand together and plunder an entire town.

Tripcunts are the only thing that make Brit/pol/ funny

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(you)

Speak for yourself, you're on the UK politics thread of a Filipino bamboo steamer forum telling us that the UK is dead; shitting on people who are pointing out possible solutions and suggesting future occurances (smug laughter not included) and not contributing anything useful.

Off yourself you waste of entrails.

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>But more important than that they have a group cohesion
yeah until they win. have you never seen Laurence of Arabia?

Are you retarded? We have ARMIES...... Yuno.... Heavy weapons... Armoured vehicles... Air support...

europe wont avoid war forever, but know that whenever it comes it wont be the one you think it will be.
we are 20 years from a majority foreign police force and military, 10 years away from a total firearms ban and already existing in a world where everything online is archived and any real decent is nipped in the bud long before something happens irl.

the real blackpill is in south africa, where almost half the white people are liberals who want to 'heal' the country, despite their group making up 10% of the population and live under an openly hostile government who want them dead. even under those circumstances people never question the law, theres been no reprisal attacks for farm murders, the military have done nothing.
in the usa theres hundreds of millions of guns, a lot of money, the friendlies police force in the world to right wing people (they just shoot nogs for anything and nobody cares), have seen entire states demographics flip within peoples lifetimes and still they are the most kiked nation on the planet and they are now dying. even on this board theres entire human trafficking maps posted with pedo dens in every small town, no civilian has ever taken action against it.
white people grow old and move, then die. they do this everywhere.

Mass immigration to fundamentally change our country was devised under new labour and a literal Jew was at the forefront of its creation and implementation. Every, fucking, time.
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War then was between elite volunteer troops

The average Anglo Saxon would be toiling in the fields

>this thread
I've seen more cheer in a graveyard.

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>pointing out possible solutions
post them, i havent seen any besides
>war is coming i swear