Why dont we just convert to judaism

I actually want to, but as a real Israelite not a Talmud Jew.

who is that?

It looks like all Jews today are Talmud Jews. I just wanna be an Old Testament believer which were Israelites.

and why do you reject the new testament?
Would not it be better for you to investigate all religions like Zoroastrianism for example?
I'm telling you because Judaism is practically a plagiarism of Zoroastrianism

Doesn't the Talmud say that abortion is like, really bad though?

I don't want to cut off part of my dick

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Give it here, goyim.
We will put it into the disposal bin, we promise!

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NEVER!
The only god I worship is Poseidon!!

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Israelites = Whites you nigger

reminder to normies and boomers this button at the top of the thread on the left hides said thread

always type "sage" into the options field whenever replying to shill/slide/containment threads so it does not bump them

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I don't believe Jesus was the real messiah. Christianity still has a lot of good about it but I just cant follow it knowing that. I do believe the God os the Old Testament to be true. I've looked into Zoroastrianism but I find the evidence to be lacking that it influenced Judaism.
The Talmud is just written by normal Jews, not inspired. Most Jews today prefer the Talmud to their actual holy book, the Old Testament (Tanakh).
Explain.

What about the Torah?

> Explain
I have to take a shower and eat homemade burgers my mom made
If this thread is still up, I will explain
In the meanwhile, i'll leave you with this basic gestalt video.
youtube.com/watch?v=fbbSVjVWX-4&t=2111s
This is the REAL redpill lad

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Muh "Israelites were originally whites" thread. Will christkikes ever learn to accept the fact that they follow a subversive religion made by Jews, for the sole purpose of making you weak cucks that let 3rd worlders from all over the place flood into your countries? You know, a religion that was created by non whites? Or, are they going to continue making up theories and excuses just to cope?

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Of course, the Tanakh includes the Torah, Neviim, and the Ketuvim.
Interesting will watch and look into it! Enjoy the burger.

Christianity is just a sect of Judaism. We’re all basically Jews at the end of the day.

>(((we)))

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for real?
They were the ones who invented monotheism, even the wikipedia itself admits it.
Not only that, the demonology and angels system is also native to Zoroastrianism. Judaism plagiarized that.
Zoroastrianism believes that at some point in history came a precursor of an era of peace. The first Messianic religion is Zoroastrianism. But seeing the interest you have in Judaism, you are blinded and you will not accept the truth

Jews are heretics. Christianity has just lost it's balls.

Because we are loving people with kind and open mind.

kek and the kikes come out in full force lads
Tell me what Biblical Prophecies the Kikes fulfilled to be the Israelites ?
Cmon kike

i'm back
well what are your thoughts user

How do you know they invented monotheism? And even if they believed in monotheism why do two religions with monotheism have to be related? There is no evidence that Zoroastrianism is older than Judaism and that a few of the beliefs they vaguely share are because judaism was influenced by it. It could have been the exact opposite. We do know that Abraham and Moses lived far before Zoroaster. Btw Zoroastrianism is technically dualistic, not monotheistic. They believe in two equally powerful competing "gods". Whereas Judaism believes in one good God. The devil is not an individual in Judaism as it is in Christianity (similar to Zoroastrianism).

>still thinks kikes are a religion instead of a Nation
>thinks you can just become a jew
get wise, stupid boomer

>convert to Israel
>become a rabbi
>travel to Africa
>convert millions
>all have the "right of return"
>send them all to israel
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1537219711904.webm

someone do this

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It would be cowardly and we would lose ourselves in the darkness of Judaism, subversion is the jewish way of doing things

>We do know that Abraham and Moses lived far before Zoroaster
We don't know that Abraham and Moses ever lived

I thought it was interesting. I found myself agreeing on some things. Modern Jew's don't believe in solely the Tanakh as the ancient Israelites did. Also, The word Jew comes from Judean - someone from Judea. Which was only one part of Israel. I find this strange. The Jewish religion today is largely based on genetics/ancestry (though genetically they are not the same ancient Israelites funnily enough) but I find ancient Israelites can be any kind of people (like Christians today being from all over the world). So to sum up interesting video and infographic but cant say I subscribe to it (even if it were true that Israelites were white - it means nothing to me technically based on my beliefs).

How was the burger?

>Abraham and Moses
proof??

el zoroastrismo de es monoteista.
Zoroastro plantea un solo dios y la lucha interna humana entre el bien y el mal.
Posteriormente esta enseñanza seria mal interpretada y se planyearia el dualismo cosmico de dos dioses.
No hay prueba de la existencia de Moises o incluso David o una monarquia unida.
Sabemos que el zoroastrismo influencio al judaismo porque un rey zoroastra libero a los judios del cautiverio babilonico. Justo por esos años aparece la demonologia judia
curioso??
como habia dicho esta segado y no me creeras diga lo que te diga
Zoroastrianism is monotheistic.
Zoroaster raises a single god and the human internal struggle between good and evil.
Later this teaching would be misinterpreted and the cosmic dualism of two gods would be planned.
There is no proof of the existence of Moses or even David or a united monarchy.
We know that Zoroastrianism influenced Judaism because a Zoroastrian king freed the Jews from Babylonian captivity. Right around those years appears the Jewish demonology
curious??
as I said this mowed and you will not believe me say what I said

That's not true. Ebla tablets talk about Abraham. It also corroborates a lot of biblical information like other gods and cities that nobody knew existed for sure because the Old Testament was the only source. Likewise there have been discoveries in Egypt in the last two decades that seem to indicate a Moses figure and the exodus. Give it another decade as more tablets and cities are discovered around the Nile and Sinai.

proof and Zoroaster, again, came way after Abraham and Moses. I'm not discounting that Zoroastrianism influenced Christianity (which I think it did) and some later apocryphal Jewish sources that aren't inspired (i.e. authentic).

>The devil is not an individual
wrong
In Judaism, the devil is an angel who defies God and when he can not defeat him, he offers him a pact where from that moment he would have humans.
In Zoroastrianism the devil is not a defined or corporeal being. it is more an ideal that fits in all people

Kek is bringing back the old gods

You know what carbon assessments, is it likely that Zoroaster lived in 5700 before Christ?

Great idea.

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OK, so I'm not Jewish but have Jewish heritage. My mother is Jewish. She's in temple doing prayers right now for Yom Kippur. My father was not Jewish, and he demanded that I not be raised Jewish. I wasn't. After my father passed away, my mom went straight back to being Jewish. She doesn't want to be buried w/ my dad (they bought a double plot). She wants to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. My mom swears up and down that Trump gets his orders directly from the Kremlin, and believes absolutely everything CNN says, uncritically. This is pretty much standard for everyone in her church.

You don't want to convert to Judaism, or at least join up with a typical reformed Jewish temple.
Trust me on this.
You're not going to fit in. The blue-pilled, sheepish, group-think is as strong as it possibly gets. It's cancer. Stay away.

Wrong. In the Old Testament the devil is not an angel. It doesn't even go by the devil but rather Satan. In Job satan, or "the satan" is not a proper noun but a descriptive noun translating to "the adversary." He's literally just a plot device. What you are explaining is Christianity's conception of an evil force of equal power to God which is almost identical to Zoroastrianism.

wrong
The name of that angel is Samael.
There are several important angels in the Jewish system where you can see a clear Greek influence.
As for example the metatron arcangel write of heaven which is very similar to the god Cronos of Greek mythology.
You do not even know the religions that have influenced Judaism.
The original Jews did not even believe in eternal life or the resurrection of the deaths that is a concept that they plagiarized. The same as the "logos"

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael
>Samael (in Hebrew: סַמָּאֵל, which translates as "Poison of God" or "God's blindness"; 1 also known as "Smil", "Samil" or "Samiel") 2 3 is the archangel of death , head of the Fifth Heaven and one of the seven rulers of the world, served by millions of angels. He resided in the Seventh Heaven (Araboth, Geburah). But in rebelling against God at the beginning of time he lost his position in Heaven.

>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Samael is not apart of the Old Testament. That's Babylonian Talmudic none sense. I wont be replying to you anymore because you don't even know the basics of ancient near east mythology, let alone Judaism, but so arrogantly think you do.

>jewish heritage

so you are a jew

XDDDDDDDD

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>I wont be replying to you anymore
And that's how it ends, leaving the dog to hide with its tail between its legs

Reform isnt the only type of judaism. Orthodox is redpilled

They no shit believe the only real sin of Sodom and Gomorrah was that they didn't accept God's chosen people there. Their spinning is mind-bending.

>In the last heaven Moses saw two angels, each five hundred parasangs in height, forged out of chains of black fire and red fire, the angels Af, "Anger," and Hemah, "Wrath," whom God created at the beginning of the world, to execute His will. Moses was disquieted when he looked upon them, but Metatron embraced him, and said, "Moses, Moses, thou favorite of God, fear not, and be not terrified," and Moses became calm. There was another angel in the seventh heaven, different in appearance from all the others, and of frightful mien. His height was so great, it would have taken five hundred years to cover a distance equal to it, and from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet he was studded with glaring eyes. "This one," said Metatron, addressing Moses, "is Samael, who takes the soul away from man." "Whither goes he now?" asked Moses, and Metatron replied, "To fetch the soul of Job the pious." Thereupon Moses prayed to God in these words, "O may it be Thy will, my God and the God of my fathers, not to let me fall into the hands of this angel."
Do you dare to deny the old testament?
XDDDDDDDDD

Because even kikes have their hierarchy and at the very bottom are niggerjews and other goyim converts.

Assumption of Moses is largely considered pseudepigraphical