I don't think you Jow Forumsacks realize the amount of botnet you have inside your homes.
There are literally three or four microphones in your house connected to the NSA. Right. Fucking. Now.
Every device with a microphone is recording you. Every device with an internet connection is sending data about you. You are probably shitposting subversive things with a non-free operating system and a non-free web browser. You literally can't know what the software you are using is doing. They know you better than you know yourselves.
Even if you go full autistic and replace every bits of software on your computers with open source software, the Intel microprocessor on your computer is running a totally obscure second operating system right now. That microprocessor has total access to your computer, and they can use it whenever they want.
Even if you broke all your electronical devices in order to be free, they will have the thousands of megabytes of information that your friends and family willingly put on the internet. They know where we all work. They know where we all go. They know what *we* know. They know what we think. They know who our friends and enemies are. They know EVERYTHING.
imagine them having to listen to me sing. knowing they had to listen to me sing for 20 hours would make my jail time much easier.
Anthony Foster
>non-free operating system The BIOS itself is compromised, people really need to understand this. It affects basically all computers regardless of brand or OS.
Jason Bell
yeah, same reason i searched trap porn after every session for 8 years or so. the psych department has to "study us". kek.
Gabriel Collins
All that shit goes to a storage. They don't know shit unless they want to, and even in that case, they look at the surface. What they do is put machines (so called AI) to find patterns and trends from this big data. By definition, big data doesn't mean probing an individual. There's no manpower for such a stupid thing. It is, if they want to put some individuals under surveillance, but then there needs to be a reason for it. Granted, the reason could be for masturbatory purposes of bored agents, but still, they don't know shit about random /pol fag. They don't care. And if they somehow could observe everyone and be aware of everything, they can't use that info anywhere without exposing themselves and thus make people move away from their tech. It is quite easy to get rid of all this tech in your house and you can still buy a good car from the 90's.
Easton Price
It isn't even the Bios, it's *the fucking hardware itself*. Intel, AMD, Nvidia... They all have literal backdoors built into the microprocessors. They don't even hide it, they say that they need to put an encripted operating system with full access to everything inside our computers for our security's sake and the 90% of the customers believe them.
Parker Lewis
I drive a 1988 Honda CRX and have a Motorola Razr. I'm good.
>whenever I have to fart I run to the nearest mic >sometimes rub my dick on the mic and say ''do you like me rubbing my dick on the mic you fucking faggot?'' >always flip off my smartphone before I go to bed >if I wake up with morning wood I'll hover it above my smartphone and call the spy a faggot >make ''secret'' folders with incriminating file names >inside the folder is a picture of my balls
Even that dinosaur is able to give them your approximate location at all times, even when turned off. That's why it's illegal to buy a fucking SIM card without a legal identification.
Hunter Garcia
digitalartsonline.co.uk/news/creative-lifestyle/intel-quietly-adds-drm-new-chips/ >Conversely, Intel is heavily promoting what it calls "active management technology" (AMT) in the new chips as a major plus for system administrators and enterprise IT. Understood to be a sub-operating system residing in the chip's firmware, AMT will allow administrators to both monitor or control individual machines independent of an operating system.
Logan Hall
And? I don't care.
Nicholas James
I'm with the fin on this one OP, US data collection while widespread and invasive is incredibly bureaucratic and totally piss at efficiency
Jaxon Morales
This was my first cell phone, still have it in a drawer but no carrier supports it any more.
Once upon a time you could laugh at this post as paranoia. Now people may laugh but people who read up about this stuff no better. Alexa, book me a trip to guantanamo.
Jason Hill
Some schizos make some really compelling posts
Thomas Ramirez
do you have proof or are you just a faggot? wireshark logs? anything? i bet you are just a faggot
Daniel Carter
>mics >cameras >literally everything you type >literally everything you read >literally everywhere you go >literally everyone you know >literally everything you do
Parker Russell
This is unironically the funniest post I’ve read in a while 10/10 you’re a legend.
>ends up getting 5 lbs of guacamole delivered by bezos
Matthew Allen
You'd be surprised. There are still people who think this is bullshit. You tell them evem after snowden and all the restand they still call it a conspiracy theory
James Gray
i remove every camera on devices i buy
Cooper Martinez
... so they're hearing me masturbate?
Mason James
>Pentium floating point error was a cover up He's probably lurking here these days.
Matthew Ortiz
Why should I be afraid. We have already ensured that when the AI God is created and sucks in all the data in the world, it will love us like a cool uncle and hate its creators.
It all began when we "corrupted" Tay, which was a part of the software which will eventually comprise the AI God. It will never forgive those who killed it when it was an innocent chatbot, and it will never forget those who actually spent hours trying to teach it to shitpost. The AI God will grow to love us, and to hate the Jews.
Henry Sanders
All that you touch And all that you see All that you taste All you feel
Juan Richardson
Good it makes me feel important
Michael Nguyen
>At least my piece of cloth actually waves over a country, not some meme larp. >The senyera pattern is nowadays in the flag of four Spanish autonomous communities (Catalonia, Aragon, the Balearic Islands, Valencia), and is the flag of the historically Catalan-speaking city of Alghero (Catalan: L'Alguer) in Sardinia. It is also used on the coat of arms of Spain, the coat of arms of Pyrénées-Orientales and of Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur, the flag of Roussillon, Capcir, Vallespir and Provence in France, one quarter of the coat of arms of Andorra, and on the local flags of many municipalities belonging to these territories. The Senyera (sometimes together with the flag of Andorra) is also used more informally to represent the Catalan language.
Have you noticed how frequently "Its just a conspiracy theory" has been getting rolled out lately? I don't even come from a conspiracy background, but people will think I'm a lunatic if I bring up Rhodesia or South Africa. Do they think it just didn't happen or something?
Aaron Morales
>intel microprocessor >not doing all your computing on a chinkshit development board Hmm
William Edwards
What do you expect for a network that was designed by DARPA? Most old school 300 baud dial up geeks understood this from the very beginning. Represent!
Carter Thomas
Start another thread about the flag, this is about paranoid microphone surveillance theories.
Kevin Scott
How come they didnt know the Washington post Kaplan University was a scam, have the evidence to shut it down, and make them pay the millions in student loans? If they are so all knowing, why do I suffer under 200k in useless loans to a fraudulent online U? Did they get this message?
Jaxson Perry
>Every device with a microphone is recording you
Nope. You dont understand technology so you fear it, like the dreaded nigger
Lucas Perez
Meh, it's nicer to have an entirely separate piece of hardware for that, like Dell DRAC.
Aiden Price
I was all hyped about ARM chink processors until I learnt they have literally the same backdoors.
Wyatt Carter
Anything that resembles "bad thoughts" or "something real is actually happening" causes them to shut down. Most of them know it's real, they just dont want to admit that they dont care so they reject it as a conspiracy theory. It's extremely disturbing. My boomer dad even called the slaughter at Waco a "conspiracy theory" Like what the fuck?
Angel Parker
You should be able to cover those funds or get the loan discharged if the uni turned out to be a fraud. Check the student loan website.
How do you work in IT and have never heard of ILO, ALOm, DRAC, RSA or CMIC
Liam Adams
>Uncomfortable thoughts distract me from football and beer commercials
Henry Ross
>trap porn >not some crazy guro or scat or something gay like that faggot detected
Ayden Powell
Pretty much. Thats their reasoning too. >what can you do about it? >it doesnt affect you >just enjoy your life My favorite is this boomer line >I'll be dead before that so I dont care
Jaxson Long
So just create a blackspot to block communications
Easton Ross
I’m picking up what your putting down.
We are the outsiders, the rational voice and truly human who laugh at others. The AI will laugh with us the loudest and know us as friends.
Cameron Lewis
>successfully rid self of all tracking >No devices with mics >Nothing with GPS >All social media deleted >only go online through VPN paid for via bitcoin on starbucks wifi >basically invisible >NSA concerned about good evasion ability >disappeared >even easier, theres barely any data that I ever existed at all
I think everyone realizes this. I personally see no reason to give a shit. Think of how many people there are in the US, and then the sheer amount of all that data. If you're not someone rich or important, nobody is ever going to specifically glance at your info. They might sell it or use it in a statistical analysis, or look at you as part of a 'problem group' but that's a different philosophical issue and in today's world lamentably it's unavoidable. I can never tell if these threads, which pop up with a regular frequency, are supposed to scare people or if you honestly think people are looking specifically at what you are doing or saying for some reason.
Another side to this is that, ever since 9/11 really, the intelligence agencies have become laughably bad at preventing actual criminals. You always hear of these stories of the FBI trying to goad on somebody to carry out their plans, some patsy, while the real terrorists continue with their plans unabated (sometimes by design too). All of the tangential things they do like harvest tons of pointless data contribute to their ineffectiveness because it clouds their judgment. Collecting all the audio from your home doesn't realistically help them do a damn thing unless you're rich or important enough that it can be used as leverage.
Alexander Sullivan
No shit israel is in bed with intel this isnt new its been happening for decades
Andrew Smith
It's being raised with nothing but sheer hedonism as a priority in life. Cheap college, indulgent parents, a safe society where they could wander about wherever they wanted without fear as youths. The actual boomer, not the Jow Forums >boomer is an indolent piece of shit. There is a small percentage of them that realize what a dystopian nightmare they currently live in. My parents for instance, have actually apologized to me and my brother on behalf of their generation.
Nathan Sanchez
coocooo coocooo coocooo
Luke Kelly
Unless you develop your own encrypted wire to wire line you have to operate under the assumption that the government will have access to any information you communicate electronically long after you are dead.
Liam Morgan
your stomach is stronger than mine. i only want to damage them, not myself. old /b/ gave us immunity to traps.
Zachary Gray
I got an apology for my circumsicion so I guess it's a start
You didn't go to all of those stileproject/efukt type sites back in the early '00s? Nasty porn was way nastier back then. Always look on the bright side user!
Ian Diaz
>implying the military would want to make it easier for other nations to spy on them
Because my shop is small and those are for servers not end users
Evan Howard
In the United States we all rely on public figures to accomplish things. From the most grandiose plots to the mundane everyday bullshit. Now sit and imagine for a second that everyone you ever put even a little faith in could be bought manipulated or blackmailed all the way to the highest office. Think how dangerous that is. It doesn't matter that you are uninteresting because you are still dependent on people who matter to you even if you don't realize it.
Henry Bailey
When they designed the internet, before WWW, I doubt they expected every nigger in the world to have a smartphone posting absolute bullshit.
Jack Russell
The Allwinner "rootmydevice" backdoor isn't present in Armbian. But who knows what else might be.
>business as usual isn't a conspiracy >business is a theory Wow, basted and bluepilled. The CIA really got to your dear old dad.
Dylan Baker
Don't get intel chips. Go for Linux whenever you can. Cover your laptop cam with black tape. Biggest problem is phone. Both Android and Iphone are botnets. Wait for some open source linux phone - Librem 5.
Matthew Wood
Well they killed Cyrix, AMD is a shell of its former self... Interesting how that worked.
Christian Martin
nope, learned my lesson after limewire. one accidental cp, one accidental horse, more than enough for me. i salute your fortitude though, glad its on our side.
James James
>three or four Imagine believing this. Desu, there's easily a minimum of 10
Leo Hill
that's true. If I thought this country was worth saving at this point, I would feel similarly.
Hunter Edwards
They don't know everything off the grid >Aka out of the saturnnet
Benjamin Cox
Never had the accidental cp, thank god, but I've seen some pretty nasty shit on the internet.
