Be smol woman

I like you

Had a small girl but she was my age. Damn they could make miracles lads. Tiny does not mean bad. And she was not even close to bad. Plus if you have aome piercings and extraordinary hair color you are the jackpot.

also sage

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I would maybe date you if you dont look and act worse than the 1st purple power puff girl. Your LGButterQ flag makes me think you are a trap though.

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>Like smol women
>Get shot down because dick is 3 big 5 them
:|

how small? its is dwarfism or just lacking in height?

stop mocking men who are interested in you as being pedophiles and perverts and maybe you can work something out.

Just date a manlet you dumb cunt. Stay in your fucking lane.

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>be fat chick
>make thread on Jow Forums about being a boyish girl
>hope to get posts about how guys hate those girls to make myself feel better about being fat

git gud fgt.

>be sweaty weeb
>can't even talk to women
>fantasize about "bending them over objects and fucking them"
pretty pathetic desu

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Based and redpilled

Are you even white?

see OP thats the reason why small girls stand a chance, they're more fun, bubbly and funny, guys like that and that makes up for the rest. now vagina/gtfo I want to see your next funny response, or maybe just your actual vagina..... The point i'm trying to make is that you should post your vagina.....

show tits or gtfo

I love smol woman the most.

Most men will fuck just about anything, let's be honest.

Not true I don't fuck niggers or jews

Smol girls are the cutest.
How old are you?

this was bound to happen, let's be real this is Jow Forums we are talking about.

>tfw all women are out of my league

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yeah ok

basil'd

I'll put one offer for you on the table, I'll dox my faggy bishie hair if and only if you agree to go out with me, at least online. Otherwise, gtfo.

If you are fit and shapely you can still get a guy.
Some short chicks are hot.

Lots of shorties turn into little balls of fat though.

Horseshit.

It could just be a skype call, or a google hangout. etc.

And if you're the same poster I've been seeing a lot here lately, you might be interested to know I know a good deal about robotics.

I can sing you to sleep at night too. Could be nice,

find a guy that's your size. when I was in california I'd see these 5'2" subhuman GOBLINOS with their 4'9" wife and little monkey children. I'd say to myself "thank you based god for making me a human and not a disgusting homo heidelbergensis like these disgusting abominaciones"

Imagine how many diffrent ways you could fuck op.
You could probably have a front facing carrier with a hole on the bottom.

How smol are we talking about
Like Peter Dinklage tier tiny or just short in general

Look I'm only 19. I'm in college. I've never had a gf in my life, do me a solid OP.

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dw dw dw
ill read you a bed time story and wash all your Disney brand clothing during the weekends

>be 6'3"
>pretty much every normal sized girl makes me feel a little like a pedo

You get used to it.

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I am among the many anons who would be happy to provide you with a proper white man to love and care for you and ask nothing but you love me and occasionally help with house work while im away grabbing bread desu
user is here!

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All men secretly want a girlfriend like that. Especially chad. ALL of the chads I know go for the small titted girls.

How smol are you? I’m fucking 5’0. It’s sad.

I would also enjoy bringing you the metaphorical bread.

I want a smol wife so that she can be mistaken for my kids' sister.