/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MELANIA! EDITION

>Spend a month living with a bartender user

It must have been hell living with a deaf/blind person

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what?

>and thats a good thing

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You ever try ordering a drink at a bar?
They can't hear nor see very well.

Melania ever do lewds?

>leaf-baka split
is real beans

>A lying retard that is putting Kavanaugh through a smear campaign is going to face a full-scale smear campaign

She said tonight
>Tell the FBI I refuse to testify until after the midterms

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I love Kellyanne!

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>deep state leftist group
>"dumbledore's army"
>slack channels

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You have to take screenshots.

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>You ever try ordering a drink at a bar?
no because I don't drink.
And If I did drink I wouldn't pay 3x the cost of the drink just because it was at a bar.

Reposting
Can we all agree that this was the worst political strategy in history? Bringing out a very clearly sketchy rape accusation against a man loved by the establishment and somehow not expecting she would ever have to testify about it? They actually thought she could just say "he raped me" without ever showing up to the senate or answering any questions? This is unironically the most pathetic political blunder in the history of the country. This is what happens when your party is run by niggers and women. At this point I think the deep state might just give up on them. It's not worth it.

AWOO

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AWOOVEMENT!

Too kind, fren, but /ptg/ must not descend into chaos

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>no because I don't drink.
Muslim?

>that last paragraph

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4th thread made already?
fucking why
are the mods pruning or are you idiots making new threads to sage the other ones?

wow, I need to go to bed

Agreed, and someone should go to jail because of it happening twice.

>former GOP activist

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it's a fucking op by libtard faggots

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Sandnigger muslim detected

THIS IS A SPLIT
USE OTHER THREAD FIRST

>fake news

but chinky announced baking didn't he?
see

>BEST BAKED BREAD
IM THINKING ABOUT THE BREAD

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Knee bending commences & this time it isn't May

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Just a one off bake, unfortunately and there's a juden bread going. Use either one as recycle. You're in charge now

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And otherbaker has 2 posts and a gay OP

Abolish abortion
MAGA

>Gotcha goyim!!!

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because roasties cried "rape" one too many time and people are no longer just doubtful, but angry at their lies

pull a Saddam and execute them in their Chamber seats

>aayo hole up

Are they trying to say the President doesn’t have access?

The Jew has no shame.

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Do these dipshits not understand the POTUS is the only person in the United States entitled to a security clearance?

>You're in charge now
No, I just want to keep you from comfy sleep

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das rite

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She’s in for a “proverbial” gangrape.

She kvetched so hard when she realize she got played right there
Trump jewed the jew.

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Furs are murder

AJEWOOOO!

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They just outted Rosenstein in conspiracy.

based and redpilled

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I’m in processing to get job as counter-terrorism consultant, should i take it?

In case you all weren't keeping up a second "witness" has denied the party took place. She claimed there were 4 boys so that means 2/3 "witnesses" have already refuted her story.

i aint answering that shit, nigga

We call ourselves the Trump toads. What do you think?

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Can't judge the way another man makes money, sorry

>based and redpilled

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YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:

THIS WAS A ONE OFF BAKE, PLEASE RECYCLE THIS ONE AFTER

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No, I'm not Muslim. It's just drinking is a pain in the ass. I have to drink and drink and drink. And it is just empty calories and dehydration. I get headaches super easy as it is and normally drinking alcohol is a one way ticket to migraine-ville. And vast majority of it doesn't even taste objectively good. I do like a beer with dinner, given the right kind of food with it. Or a beer after doing manual labor or something. But alcohol as an intoxicant is just so laborious and unhealthy compared to much better forms of intoxication. And also you can't "shrug off" being drunk. If you are drunk, you're drunk. Everyone can tell, you can't drive, you can't do anything but stay put until you are no longer drunk. It's just such a shitty form of trying to get an altered state. It sucks. I wish I could trade my right to drink alcohol for a different drug.

>AJEWOOOO!
pic related

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Posted in the split thread. R8 my 1 am chicken.

Hey, Schlomo.

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7/10

>“Like most of those kinds of things in this town, somebody cooks up a headline, they then call to a normally chatty class of people, they find a couple other things to put in, they add their rumor, somebody on the other coast starts writing the same thing, next thing you know you’ve got a story," Mattis said. "It’ll die down … how many times have we been through this now, just since I’ve been here.”

>“It’ll die down soon and the people who started the rumor will be allowed to write the next rumor, too. That’s the way the town is, keep a sense of humor about it,” Mattis said.

There is not a single man in the Trump administration better than Mattis. He is truly a mans man.

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

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>twitter.com/starsandstripes/status/1042267035281940481
Wtf is this, a Chinese 5th Column inside the US?

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he was joking

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kike

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Leftists are really obsessed with a person's physical form, aren't they?

>OBAMA IS BLACK?! WOW SO COOL OMG!
>LOL DRUMPF IS ORANGE! TINY HANDS AND DICK LOL!!

Like, a lot of leftists look goofy as all shit, but I'd rather attack their shitty ideas rather than their shitty bodies.

>PRAY

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This lying cunt apparently wants an FBI investigation before she testifies. They should do it, Comey/Hillary style when Kav is exonerated in a week. Then wait for the next excuse.

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9/10
im hungry though

They are going all out. They are scared. Something is coming and it’s gonna be HUGE.

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So Rosenstein promised them that he he wouldnt give the president certain documents?
They really just outed him like that?
Jesus christ.

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I just took four diuretic pills. Awooo, I'm thirsty

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Make your own decisions.

Somebody should move a class action against roasties on behalf of all murdered foetuses in the past 50 years

I want to lick the face of an acne ridden qt

What are you try to say?

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Danke schön, if I didn’t have tomorrow off I’d have just gone to bed with some cereal. The chicken came out nice and juicy at least.

B-but the (((NYT))) told me he won't suck Trump's toadstool

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>unmelted cheese

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Voters elected political newcomer Pete Flores to the Texas Senate on Tuesday, flipping a Democratic district red for the first time in 139 years and bolstering Republicans’ supermajority in the chamber ahead of the November elections.
Flores defeated former state and U.S. Rep. Pete Gallego for the Senate District 19 seat after receiving backing from some of the state’s most prominent politicians, including Gov. Greg Abbott, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, and U.S. Sens John Cornyn and Ted Cruz.

Damn. Libtards btfo...
youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s

Yeah let's sue them for the total cost to society (adjusted for inflation).

Based leaf.

>Run a website with a paywall
>Defeated by pressing X before page is completely loaded
noos sites is dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=wq85A0p-an4

Black women would probably get a refund

>Unmelted cheese
>No veggies
>No bacon
>No egg
Fuck off with your cosmopolitan bullshit, that's not from a real american

I think i will take it. I have an degree in that area. I will just work with police dept, LEO and etc and plus i will get to travel a lot.

cooking is one of the major redpills

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