/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAST EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: One of the Wettest We've Ever Had! 9/18/18
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>Pres Trump Press Conf w/POL Pres Duda 9/18/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/POL Pres Duda 9/18/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greet POL Pres Duda&wife 9/18/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Outside Pentagon 9/18/18
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>UNAmb Haley on UNSC Presidency 9/18/18
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>USSpecRep On Syria Amb Jeffrey @UNSC 9/18/18
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>CommSec Wilburine on CNBC 9/18/18
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>NSA Bolton/HHSSec Azar on CSPANRadio 9/18/18
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>DoJ/ICE/CBP @Senate on illegal kids pol 9/18/18
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>StateDep/DoD @Senate on US/Russia 9/18/18
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 9/18/18
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>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 9/18/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #50 (Lara) 9/18/18
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>USAFSec Wilson @AF Assoc 9/18/18
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>DoD Press Conf on Hurr Florence Response 9/18/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief (InhResolve ArmyCol Ryan) 9/18/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 9/18/18
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woo

Very impressive! Thanks for the bake

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That is one fast awoo.

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Cut the crap.

KAVANAUGH OOH NA NA

No problem. I'm about to take some cold medicine and go to bed so NEW BAKER NEEDED.

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OH NO NO NO

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What's the next step in Trump's master plan?

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There are two possibilities

1) the Democrats believe the truth will incriminate the Democratic party
2) the Democrats know there is nothing there and that even if there was the average voter isn't going to read all that shit, but the mere fact Trump is releasing stuff will lead the average undecided voter (aka morons) to assume that Trump must have nothing to hide and therefore must be innocent of wrongdoing

nice awooo

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Nami

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What did she mean by this?

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>BUT IT'S NOT TRUE COMMUNISM

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I hope those fucks get paid per post, it would be a shame they waste so much time here at night trying to get attention

The reason why they're so afraid of the declassification is it's so close to the mid terms. They know this will knock them down a few points which means bye bye house.

SHE TOOK ME BACK TO EAST ALTANTA NA NA NA
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Collins: Ford needs to show up on Monday or not at all

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Blunami

She won't

Whats the difference between Normie and NPC?

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>we just have to keep failing
Souffles suck anyway. Like a halfway between omelette and custard, and worse than both.

I think we need to open an investigation; it's the only way to be sure. While the investigation goes on, not Booker-T over here should be relieved of his duties as a US Senator

The world needs more dead Antifa

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NPC is a horrifically overused meme. In the accurate sense it refers to dumb plebs who are incapable of thinking in language or higher forms of symbolic thought.

>implying Kavanaugh would want a fat bitch like her
If he wanted to fuck a fat chick, he could've called Rosie O'Donnell

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Normies aren't incapable of comprehending competing thoughts.
NPCs are incapable of it.

so how do you get paid finnkikexican?

NPC is only overused right now cause it's new. It'll fade into rustling jimmies territory eventually

>Throw their weapon into a dumpster, where we get 3 square meals a day from

wtf

>just try harder this times goys; remember, It’s Not True Socialism If It Fails :^)
>F*R*E*E*
there’s that word again

Gimme a quick rundown boys, so who's this Kavanaugh guy and what does he have to do with our plans to MAGA? I'm too lazy and dumb to read news, so all I know is that he's some guy Trump likes and people are giving Trump shit for it.

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lurk more

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NPC is like a Mexican - too dumb to know how their government is fucking them, too lazy to care.

every week someone close to trump goes under media scrutiny and disappears to wherever they dump everyone else, it's tough keeping up with this shit dude

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Commies and their food mythology. Sad.

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nothing. break the conditioning. we're pioneers. we're explorers. and we're awooing!

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>Tfw voted for Meade

Why won't you invade us, what's stopping you?

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No way, Flake will get like 5%. His approval rating is like 20% in his home state. If McMullin triest o primary trump then you might see utah go for him and nearly go for the dems again thanks to vote splitting

Lindsey Graham is getting real tired of the Democrat's bullshit

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It all hangs on Flake, Murkowski, and Collins.

>Socialism
>"And let them eat Souffle"
I'll stick to cake, thanks

Lindsey Graham, Bush, Romney, etc. aren't people they're meat sacks who do what the donors want and the donors want Kav. Trump made the smart choice. People wanted him to choose Barett but the big money wouldn't have shilled for her.

There are a lot of people registered in the wrong party. Plenty of RINOS will vote for Flake

Flake will vote without a doubt. It's on Collins and Murkowski. Murkowski is extremely unlikely to vote against him because Alaska is a very conservative state. I really don't see us losing this.

>voted for Meade
I see you are a man of culture.
>Why won't you invade us, what's stopping you?
I don't think the gringos have anything to gain from invading us, that shit would only give them bad rep and lots of unnecessary problems, instead, they just manipulate our government, just like they do to every other country.

Alaska isn't as conservative as you think. It was like 53% GOP in 2016. It has a very strong libertarian presence, and has been getting close to flipping blue because of increased hispanic migration and changing demographics.

Flake and Collins have pretty much told her to fuck off if she doesn't show on Monday.

Is Senator Graham so catty because he is gay ?

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welp, we're doomed :-/

>Lindsey Graham is getting real tired of the Democrat's bullshit

You know shit is about to go down when you piss off Lindsay "Totally Heterosexual 63 Year Old Single Man" Graham off

>the mess is 20mil christians

barett comes after ginsburg kicks the bucket next year.

can someone shoop diane feinstein as a chink?
i've already renamed her Lyin Fongstein

sigh

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Either way it's still clearly a conservative state, and considering Kav is popular overall I would guess his popularity is over 60% there. It's easily the no brainer move for her to make.

Barett comes never unless we gain a big edge in the senate. We don't nominate someone like that with a 1 seat lead. If we can get a 5 seat lead we can talk about her.

Player Characters - Have free will, imbibed with human intelligence, operators in the game world

Non-Player Characters- Controlled by the DM directly- guides, quest-givers, imbibed with artificial intelligence, passive tools in the game world

Bots- Controlled by elaborate scripts- chatbots, trigger word alarm bots, sagebombbots. No intelligence at all- just a bundle of nerves.

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>bye bye house
Don't worry they've always got cuckservatives to insure the uniparty doesn't falter.

>We're letting space niggers post scot-free

Is this what Project Blue Beam looks like?

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also with mctumor's death, he is now a widow. he's hurting on the inside

graham must be worried about re-election

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The undersea fiber cable to India should have been called Project Poo Beam.

>Don't worry they've always got cuckservatives to insure the uniparty doesn't falter.
I wouldn't be surprised. The conservative side of the deep state has been getting more and more behind Trump lately. I think they've decided that he isn't disrupting things as much as they thought he would. You can see that Lindsey Graham has been felating him for months now. The 4.1% economic growth probably helped with that.

>You know shit is about to go down when you piss off Lindsay
Why do you faggots put this guy on a pedestal all of a sudden? Uniparty member, right into the trash he goes.

Sorry that shouldn't say I wouldn't be surprised but rather I wouldn't be so sure.

If we keep the house and gain in the senate, Trump better have a sit down with Jim Jordan and McConnel and explain that he is in charge and they WILL push his mandate

Normies are people who lack any redpills. NPCs are people who can't internalize dialogue. They exist as animals, their minds filled with feelings and their lives jumping from desire to desire.

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>The conservative side of the deep state has been getting more and more behind Trump lately.
Not a good thing, ask yourself why all of a sudden?
>I think they've decided that he isn't disrupting things as much as they thought he would.
If that's the case, again not a good thing. That means he's no longer seen as a threat and has been co-opted. They aren't dealing with "False song of globalism" Trump but "I'm not here to rock the boat, carry on" Trump.

We lose, not them.

Lindsay Graham is an upstanding moral character. Something about him makes me confident he's never forced himself upon a woman

What is Scalia thinking about right now from Heaven?

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its fucking OVER for Beto in Texas

but he really never had a chance

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McConnel already is dude. McConnel is unironically a top 5 senator. He is a fucking hero. The amount of judges he has pushed onto the courts has broken all records. By the ends of the year Trump will be nearing the amount of judges Obama got in 8 years. By the time Trump leaves office nearly half the total judges will be Trump judges because of him.

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Too much ass

Gabagool and Gorsuch

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test

How can flooding be real nigga haha. Shits upside down here it just flies into the sky.

>Retards who can't even write 'McConnell' correctly and think they know anything about politics
MY. SIDES.

how the fuck and why the fuck are the spics getting all the way up there

Give. Mcorrell.

Honestly you're behaving like a leftist right now. Our goal should be to stop cultural and economic marxism and to decrease immigration. If the deep state is going to let us do that who gives a fuck if they are leeching money off the boomers to enrich themselves?

its all

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During Summer they get super long seistas so they love it

love trump

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>Our goal should be to stop cultural and economic marxism and to decrease immigration.
>If the deep state is going to let us do that
Run that back one more time and then respond to me because those two are not compatible.

Republicans have to hold the Senate to continue this

Give. FINEStein.

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>They thought REAL, HEAVILY CATHOLIC Mexicans (Shitcanos need not apply, thanks) would fall for a literal 56% mutt who's very clearly a homosexual sodomite and literally treats them like special-ed children by LARPing as "one of them"

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