Duck Tales Theme Song

Is this so g trying to tell us something?
No seriously, I was listening to it on repeat wanting to learn it on guitar..but then one time it just spoke to me. Put it in context of everything we know about Hollywood and listen:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fx-jz_fldjA

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Doesn't matter.
Here, have a (you) just because DuckTales

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do, bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do, bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
DuckTales! Woo-oo!

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It should matter, no? If something, it shows that they've been trying to speak out for decades.

Scrooge is the white upper class fighting the oppressive jewish domination through financial means

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You need to import russian girls with nice feet for your single friends

I always thought the German translation was meaningless, but the original is just as dumb

All the White upper class are retards who loves jews for thinking they are rich by merit.

>Duck Tales

I wanna go back bros. to when I was a kid and everything was great. I'll take some Darkwing Duck, Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers, my GI Joe blankie, and some chicken tendies with chocolate milk too plz.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2lQVG7Gf7I4
It was basically engineered to be an earworm.

>Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
(((duckburg)))
>Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Signs of a fast life all about materialism, blurs reality
>Might solve a mystery
>Or rewrite history!
Ways of telling movies, or can be about exposing the underlying seedy belly
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
yeeee
>Everyday they're out there making
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Where's the lie
>Tales of derring-do, bad and good
>Luck Tales!
Again, standard Hollywood M.O.
>D-d-d danger lurks behind you
uhm...
>There's a stranger out to find you
wait...
>What to do, just grab on to some...
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
yeah fuck it let's just make another movie!
>Everyday they're out there making
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
>Tales of derring-do, bad and good
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Keep the hype going!
>Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
>DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Ponytails and cottontails are familiar with the layman... ducktails are something else..

The days of He-Man, Thundercats, and Transformers, then going out and playing stickball in the streets with the neighhborhood kids.

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Not disagreeing with what was presented here, was a very simplistic and memorable explanation.
Melodically it fits the bill perfectly.
The lyrics are what I'm curious about.

Oblig.
youtube.com/watch?v=MPkhhLC1tf8

Completely grasping at straws

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Ducktales and The Jetsons were my faves after school while I munched down on a bowl of Lucky Charms.

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Is this not a Jew's wet dream?

The finnish lyrics sing about crazy meth places and traps orgasming. It's clearly a jewish psyop.


Vauhtimesta hurjin on,
Ankkalinna Aina täynnä säpinää on,
Ankkalinna Arvoitus raukee,
Ja ansat laukee,
Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Uutta juonta aina sahaa,
Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Joskus hyvää, Joskus pahaa,
Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Kun vaara väijyy takanasi,
Muukalainen kannoillasi,
Mitä teen sen kaiken kertoo Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Uutta juonta aina sahaa, Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Joskus hyvää, Joskus pahaa, Ankat! Ooh-oh!
Ei sääsket eikä hyttyset vaan ankat! Ooh-oh!

RIP froggo

What game version is that from, my family had the duck tales on OG NES in 1990 and my son would never let me play he just liked to dance to the theme song which was close to op post

Rounded out by Voltron and GI Joe.

Jewgle translation:

It's the fastest way to fly,
Anchor Line Always filled with a clatter is,
Anchill The problem is limited,
And the trap stays,
Ducks! Ooh-oh!
A new plot always saws,
Ducks! Ooh-oh!
Sometimes good, Sometimes bad,
Ducks! Ooh-oh!
When the danger lies behind you,
A stranger in your stature,
What I'm gonna do is tell Ankat! Ooh-oh!
A new plot always saws, Ducks! Ooh-oh!
Sometimes Good, Sometimes Evil, Ducks! Ooh-oh!
No mules or mosquitos but ducks! Ooh-oh!

What the fuck Finnbro

Agree 100%

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I can't wait when Jews kill you like a dog.

>rewrite history
sounds like a holohoax to me

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Fuck off both of you. It's a nostalgia trap. You're remembering cartoons made to sell products to you. You get a dopamine rush from associating simpler times with a product. This is the trap bugmen fall into.

It's so obvious!

youtu.be/wITs43kUds8

Not a bugman or S O Y B O I, just someone who probably should have slept a good day ago.

Didn't call you one. I pointed out the brainwashing you were subjected to, and it's associated effect. Don't fall for it.
t.hasthesamememoriesbutdoesntletthemwin

It did (((coincidentally))) pop up on my YouTube suggested videos... even though I don't watch old cartoons on that platform

Nothing wrong with waxing nostalgic about cartoons one was excited to watch as a kid.
I never wasted my parents' money on that shit.
I mean yeah I had a couple transformers and a couple He-mans and whatnot. But I was never "tricked into mindless consumerism" by cartoons.
They were just fun to watch for an hour after school.
But then I was outside riding bikes and building forts and roughhousing and playing ninjas or playing "Vietnam" in the woods.
Or maybe throwing the ball around.
Last real generation of boys, I tell you hwat.

Translate the airwolf tune into morse code and you will shit bricks OP!

Back when the neighborhood was white you could do that. Now you'd be bacha boy inside an hour.

Here's the arabic version in english. Could it be used to trigger manchurian candidates?

Life is a storm here in a daisy

Cars and aircraft

Need .. Need Jinan

And bees Fawazir

She has a lot of time

Pathetic stories

Every day a new adventure

Pathetic stories

It has a game and a definite idea

Pathetic stories

And at risk around you

And the strange Piggy on you

Quickly and quickly

Pathetic stories

Every day a new adventure

Pathetic stories

It has a game and a definite idea

Pathetic stories

A laugh and a useful idea

Pathetic stories

>Those digits
Help me out
youtube.com/watch?v=PhOU89rCmTA

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
Fuck-tales
youtube.com/watch?v=Xqm8rwzPngo

Fuckin kek'd

you fuck off faggot. those cartoons were a single part of my childhood. not the only part

I must ask the attention of OP and Jow Forums

It goes way stranger than this.
Case point:

Prince Valiant: protagonist resemble young Hitler, the whole show is about crusades and finding the gral...then there is the opening...and this is where shit goes from weird to OMFG level.

youtube.com/watch?v=Aq7yB58r-88

Watch the arian girl at 1:00 , in that moment (the climax of the opening) the song says: in his heart he knows that Camelot exist.

The Italian lyrics are about prince valiant seeking to create a state (Camelot) with the help of Merlin and the round table...spooky.

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Is DuckTales popular in Hungary?

Missed my point. We were fucking brainwashed to be good little consumers by endless cartoons for products that just "happened" to always be on the only entertainment most latchkey kids had. (not calling you one, move on).
I have fond memories for all that shit. I think of sitting there watching cartoons before school and again after school. Literally spending hours enjoying cartoons for products. Seeing my point? Transformers and GI Joe were great ads. That's what they were. You have childhood memories imprinted on you that are fucking ads for products. People from the "lost generation" which is late gen x early millennial all have this.

Want an example? Hohoho Green Giant! When you read that, did you hear the pea commercial? What about: They're Great! Did you picture a tiger? Do you ever pick up a product in the store and hear the jingle in your head or think it? It's fucking gross. It's literally brainwashing.

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>not pony tales
DELET

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No I thought about the hustler cartoon ware the Joly Green Giants asked his lady is she will still love him when his leaves turn brown and his nuts fall off

Bugmen lack the ability to suppress dopamine rushes they get from the nostalgia kicks thinking of Transformers then collecting fucking funcopoos and having decepticon logos on their nintendo switch. This is the trap the bugman falls into. Be aware of it.

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>Here in (((Duckburg)))
>rewrite history
>out there every day making (((duck tales)))
My God, this user is right.

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The Finnish DuckTales theme is definitely trying to redpill you about jews.

>Uncut
Hmmm....

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>t. couldn't afford the GI Joe Mobile Command Base

Good goy.

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this is the best version

Sure there were toy lines, but lots of those writers took pride in their craft. They wanted to write and tell good stories through the cartoon medium. Look up one of the writers for Exosquad as an example. This may explain their lasting appeal; it's not just the toys.

I mean, you're not wrong...

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I understand what you're trying to say, and I'm saying not all of us were susceptible to it. Hell, I was probably aware even then of the gimmick.
I just enjoyed the cartoons for what they were. Stories.
Most of the advertised products, in my mind, were worthless shit that I didn't even want.

listen to my duck tales song I linked faggot

>1989: "My mom said marbles and action figures are tools of the devil, that's why I only play with sticks and sack cloths."
>2018: "S-stop enjoying memories of your childhood, i-it was all a jewish trick. T-think of the money your parents wasted on that nonsense."

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Morphine makes the holy known
Uncle Linna
Eye'n up and down that sappy nun
Uncle Linna
I'm going to stroke it
Your arms are broken
Uncut (Oh-oh)
Hoot on you and an anus uh huh
Uncut (Oh-oh)
Your school's stupid, your school's baja
Uncut

If I'm not avail you Taco Nazi
Look alive and count on Lassie
Meet and dance and bake a cake oh

Uncut (Oh-oh)
Hoot on you and an anus uh huh
Uncut (Oh-oh)
Your school's stupid, your school's baja
Uncut (Oh-oh)
And Sanskrit ain't got hoot to say about
Uncut (Oh-oh)

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>Pathetic stories
kek

fml user
i have had this 'song' stuck in my head for the last 25 years
no joke it just randomly would play just some part of the song
was good to hear it

but i also feel like it's some meme-mind-GATE related shit
please say another user feels this

I feel like a switch just flipped in me or something

That meme exists as a thought kill. It's set up to be annoying. IT gets introduced and spammed until everyone is sick of it. Then it gets used derail conversations that are insightful.
I don't know if you just used the image or your tone, but it's a text book example of how it's set up to work. You just did it perfectly.
>point is made
>somebody agrees
>somebody else agrees
>ad hom
>point reiterated
>catch 22 meme gets introduced to conversation
Now the conversation is derailed by a bullshit meme that basically always works as it preys on the insider/outsider social hierarchy.
I'm sure there's a fallacy for it, I just don't know what it is called. Sure, I don't look back fondly at your toys, and no, I am not jealous of a more expensive toy that existed. I outgrew them, like you should.

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Dolan was my fav dibsly character since i was a kid

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Not trying to derail you, but we're talking about the same thing basically.

ponyfags btfo

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youtube.com/watch?v=0yil4aK4JE4

no no all good I get what you mean totally
obs when we grew up they were already shitting things up
hence the artist would have some experience with the pedowood

if some faggot basedboy does a faggot basedboy video
and starts a post with
> basically

then it's def glowing nigger shit

You know how we make the left look ridiculous by getting them to latch on to white-supremacy ok hand signals? Yeah...this is the left trying to do the same thing to us.

Sage this horseshit.

You do realize the success of the cartoons led to production of toys, and not the other way around... right?

>Disney contract
Kek

I'm finding this to be interesting.

Jetsons sucked balls. You suck balls.

It's the music from the Moon level of the NES one over the start screen I presume to avoid copyright.

Morphine makes the holy known!
Uncle Lina!
Eyein' up, down that sappy nun!
Uncle Lina!
I'm going to stroke it!
Your arms are broken!
Uncut! O-Oh!
Hoot all you. And an anus? AHA!
Uncut, oh-oh!
Your school's stupid!
Your school's baha!
Uncut! O-oh!
If I'm not avail, you taco nazi
Look around and count on lassie!
Knit and dance and bake a cake!
Uncut! O-oh!
Your school's stupid!
Your school's baha!
uncut! o-oh!
And Sanskrit ain't got hoot to say about uncut!
O-oh!