NEW MANDELA EFFECT ALERT

NEW MANDELA EFFECT ALERT

Holy shit bros, I’m scared af. So today I found out that Hitler had BLUE EYES but we all know he had BROWN EYES before?

That was part of the irony of it all and why people thought he was part Jew since he had black hair and brown eyes

Also, New Zealand is located south east of Australia, when it used to be north east of Australia

Also, the capital of Australia is now Canberra (WHAT???) and not Sydney!

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quora.com/What-was-Hitler-s-eye-and-hair-colour-Was-he-what-he-expected-out-of-Germans-blonde-and-blue-eyed
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The brown eye thing was misinformation that grew wings. He always had blue eyes

The other two have always been that way. Mistaking the largest city for the capital is a common mistake, people do it with U.S. states all the time too

New Zealand aint even a real place

stop sniffing glue lad

Australia is not real you niggers why do you think they only post at night

>t. Berenstainigger

fucking retard
sage

>but we all know he had BROWN EYES before?
No, you just fell for shitty propaganda.
Also if you think NZ looks weird, check out what happened to South America.

You've only seen photos and footage of him in black and white.

[spoiler] AUSTRALIA ISN'T REAL SEND HELP [/spoiler]

He always had blue eyes faggot,

Npcs get so angry about the thought of multiverses. Read “Our Mathematical Universe” by tegmark op, lunopolis is a good movie too.

The biggest things that fucks me up is that we’re no longer on the outskirts of the Milky Way on the Sagittarius arm, but now we’re on the Orion spur.

youtu.be/t51Ei496sso

Look out, we've got a live one here. Bazza, get the truck.

Nothing to see here folks, Australia is most definitely a real place I swear.

This just proves you're a dumb cunt and nothing else.

Yes our capital is Canberra
Most populated cities stick in people's heads more, it;s understandable.
Also, the capital of Switzerland is Bern, not Zurich
The capital of South Africa is Pretoria, not Joeberg
The capital of Turkey is Ankara, not Istanbul
The capital of Canada is Ottawa, not Toronto.
Then there are the US states: Albany Sacramento, Olympia, Harrisburg, rather than NY, LA, Seattle or Philly.

Quite often in history, they chose smaller towns or even started them from scratch because they didn't want the big cities to have too much power.

He had green eyes i'm more sure about that more than anything else about him

He always had blue eyes retard

You're a liar its either Sydney or Melbourne I refuse to think otherwise

Goddamn cia niggers

>admitting to being a newfag
go back

Sidney was never the capital of australia, it always was melbourne.

>its either Sydney or Melbourne
in this case, these two cities were both bitching too much about how they should be the capital and not the other, so they ended up building a new city from scratch halfway-ish between them (canberra)

its sydney. these are all cia niggers being cia niggers, trying to make me think it isnt sydney.

fuck off mate

Switzerland's capital isn't Zürich anymore but a city called "Bern"

This is a great example of the way of the eternal Melbournian
We were the first city, largest population, old capital before Queensland and Victoria broke away from NSW, most iconic, already had all the embassies and shit here, every other state thought it should justbe Sydney but no, fucking Melbourne had to be all
>EH! It's not fair! I wanna be the capital!
and they just started screeching until we graciously agreed on a compromise.

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He always had blue eyes, the brown eye thing was a Jewish leftist psyop.

>"Its not ME thats wrong, its the UNIVERSE!"
Yep, sounds like some kind of retarded liberal NPC to me.

This. Confirmation bias.

Wait...does this mean Crocodile Dun Dee isnt your king?

holy shit fuck the public education system, fuckers straight lied to my face repeatedly for years about this apparently
not surprised

businessinsider.com/weird-facts-about-hitler-2016-2

historum.com/threads/myths-about-adolf-hitler.22990/

quora.com/What-was-Hitler-s-eye-and-hair-colour-Was-he-what-he-expected-out-of-Germans-blonde-and-blue-eyed

rarehistoricalphotos.com/rare-color-photo-adolf-hitler-shows-true-eye-color-date-unknown/

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Hitler was a vegan.

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>So today I found out that Hitler had BLUE EYES but we all know he had BROWN EYES before?
No, you're just retarded.

NPC here server update has moved the "New Zealand instance" south.

Your entire reality is counterfeit and merely a plaything for entertaining forces beyond anything you could even hope to comprehend. With things closer approaching the singularity all will be revealed in due time, which in itself is a fallacy and a construct of feeble minds. There is only one truth and that is the still silence of eternal nothingness. All else that "exists" is merely a trick of the light.

fuck off retard no kids died at sandy hook the earth isnt flat there arent tree stumps 50 fucking miles wide and you dumb fucking shills destroyed the truth movement
archive.org/details/HQWeNeedToTalkAboutSandyHookFullVideoInHigherQuality

imagine being such a retarded atheist that you believe in "multiverses" but not God

>implying I’m an atheist.
The thing about science is the more you study it, the more proof for god you get.
Kys cia nigger

Lsd makes me sui.
Life is a very limited game
Time to turn computer off
Go do something else
That is death
No end
Every atom scaling to solar system
To galaxy and universe
Spirals
Everything follows spirals

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Always blue
I noticed the new Zealand shit a wile a go
And its always beem Canberra

Isn't this a technique in writing multiple choice tests? Where one answer is completely off base, one falls within the subject, but is still incorrect, one is incomplete, and the final is the right answer?

Isn't it possible that, instead of "two truths and a lie", OP is couching one legitimate change within two falsehoods of varying blatancy?

I mean, dude was azenkazi descended. Eyes were brown like shit.

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I thought black hair wasn't a white trait?

This.

There are plenty of documents that describe Hitler having ‘brilliant blue eyes’ which many people said were almost enchanting.

The obvious propoganda of him having brown eyes has been pushed alongside the rhetoric of “Hitler wanted to kill anyone who wasn’t blonde with blue eyes, despite him having neither :^)”

What the fuck are you talking about he always had green eyes and brown hair.

Nope, all three of those things are common knowledge, particularly the NZ one

OP is a complete retard
All fields

>The moment when you realise Jacksonville, Florida is West of the entirety of South America

is this bait retard

you must think like a dacgid

fuck off meme flaggot

Did you know that the closest US state to Africa is Maine?

Fucking retard, the confusing comes into play because Sydney is the most populated city and Sydney and Melbourne had a battle pretty much for which city was going to be the capital, the government said fuck this and made a whole new city instead.

Andy Warski can make a better story and he lost his fucking mind, this is just libtard bullshit

Confusion* I’m not a chink, I swear.

the internet truly lets its retards shine

I'm sorry you are scared. The world is a rough place. Not for everyone. If it ever seems too much, just remember you can always kys.

kill yourself kike nigger

Why is OP always a retarded faggot?

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???

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give them a round of applause
they are here to stay

moron

Truth!

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I think the "nz being to the north of Aus" thing comes from northern hemispherers forgetting South = colder in the Southern hemisphere
Otherwise they must associate nz more with hot weather than they associate Australia, which is clearly retarded

Yeah, I'm from the timeline where hitler was the main character i the film Clerks too

Dumb ameripoo, everyone knew hitler had blue eyes.

he always had blue eyes user, it's just b/w photos you braindead murrican inbred muttfag

Hitler never existed

always had blue eyes

based.

I'm from a brown eyed Hitler time line. Portugal had moved twice. Mona Lisa had changed. Fuck this shit.

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>Free blue eyes
I don't see a problem.

>photoshops are now Mandela effects
Neat.

then post the original photos or gtfo

>wanted to exterminate people without blue eyes to maintain a superior race of blue eyed people
>OP thought he had fucking BROWN eyes

Based and redpilled

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Fucking newfaggot! Hitler always had blue eyes, you just received a red pill, dipshit. Finally waking up huh? Snow white.

There’s multiple Mona Lisa’s, lad.

Peak burger education right here

He literally always had blue eyes. Holy fuck Americans are dumb.

I knew he had blue eyes when I was like 8. Granted my dad's a WWII history buff but no, this isnt Mandela effect. It's a combination of innacurate casting by hollywood and allied propoganda.

Holy shit.... your right... but the funny thing is I remember both. Except the capital of Australia thing... I thought it was Brisbane. I never paid much attention to Australia tho

>Also, New Zealand is located south east of Australia, when it used to be north east of Australia
retard, was always like this. why do you think NZ always had a cooler climate than aus?

No its just you being retarded mutt, I knew Hitler had blue eyes since I first saw an uncolored picture of him.

Hey brown

Shut the fuck up retard

This. What the fuck are the niggers that thought he had brown eyes. That has always been post war jewry.

i think it basicaly boiled down to the people that colorised the pics
i'm not going to look for pictures of hitler simply because my country is obsessed with busting it's people over literaly anything and everything and putting them behind bars for years

Hitler was an north-atlantid from Austria he obviously had blue eyes faggot, ffs you think people had grey skin back in the day as well because of black and white photography

Rothschild has blue eyes as well = master race decided to wipe out the master race because he is a self hating master race

>Also, New Zealand is located south east of Australia, when it used to be north east of Australia
Boomer here. One of my earliest memories is looking at a world map and noticing that NZ was below Australia and to the right.

>MUUH CONSPURACY

Deep blue eyes + black-white photos
Most blue eyes are light toned thats why you immediately think "brown" instead when you see them with no colour palette

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A lot of the mandela effect stuff is just people being retards.
I do like the idea of time travel tho

New Zealand barely qualifies as a country, it has fewer people than Alabama and is left off a bunch of maps. Frankly the fact that so many people even know it's close to Australia is amazing.

Not only it is a real place but its a whole other continent as well

He always had blue eyes, it was a stupid meme by teachers to tell you he had brown eyes but was a hypocrite.

Wtf! The whole continent is way farther to the right

>Holy shit bros, I’m scared af. So today I found out that Hitler had BLUE EYES but we all know he had BROWN EYES before?
Retards have been making this mistake for years, I remember 3 years ago I read almost the exact same post. It isn't new.
>Also, New Zealand is located south east of Australia, when it used to be north east of Australia
It looks north east on a globe, but south east on a flat map. Simple mistake.
>Also, the capital of Australia is now Canberra (WHAT???) and not Sydney!
The capital of Australia was never Sydney. Sydniggers wanted their city to be the capital and melbourniggers wanted to be the capital, so they literally built a city halfway between the two and said it was the capital. I thought Americans thinking Sydney was the capital was a meme, but you really are just dumb. It's like if we thought NY was the capital of the USA.
Anyway, you're clearly either black, a woman or a child so I'm not offended.

>New Zealand barely qualifies as a country, it has fewer people than Alabama
It was going to be a state of Australia but they wanted women's rights so we decided to leave them out of it
>and is left off a bunch of maps.
really? lmao
>Frankly the fact that so many people even know it's close to Australia is amazing.
Our flags are pretty much the same thing, so it's easy to remember.

Wasnt Melbourne the capital for sometime tho?

Not Mandela effect, just everybody believing propaganda. I guess you could use it as a litmus test, if someone tells you Hitler had brown eyes then you know they just believe whatever they hear and never check.

Only temporarily while the country was being formed. It was the capital of the biggest state in Australia, which was essentially the same thing before it split up.