I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Name one reason why a straight male jacking off with other straight males is gay in any way... >Protip: you literally fucking can't In fact, the only reason why anyone would not want to jack off around his bros is because he is secretly a faggot and is scared that being around all those hard cocks and semen loads will turn him on. The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I'm not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I'm focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. It's not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isn't a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, it's one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8-man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football. Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet faggot and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. It's fucking 2017 for christ's sake, nobody gives a shit if you're a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass faggot.
Kayden Wright
Are you retarded or just a jewish shill?
Chase Morales
rip in peace
Julian Myers
>implying hypocrites who "love japan for being traditional" but move there don't exist
It's been a while since I saw this, feels nostalgic.
Some do, but most of the time the kind of people I hear about doing this are weebs and lib faggots who spend most of their time complaining about how backwards Japan is. I would never move to Japan, I hate expats on principle and would never be one anywhere. Hopefully that's the mentality of people more people here.
>i'm not personally that way so i'm sure they don't exist and have no reason to be called out on their bullshit black pigeon speaks is the most famous of these filth
Jason Allen
What is black pigeon's deal? He drops blackpills and says everything is hopeless constantly yet never offers any single sustainable solutions?
Matthew Morgan
because he's a defeatist who's jumped ship to japan while saying japan is great for not liking foriegners his obsession with japan will just attract more people to move there and his views the current state of western culture don't even come from a place of objectivity. rather bitterness
William Howard
Murican education right here. So you do not realise that there are millions of germans live in france and million of french live in germany? Do you realise how many polish people live in russia, ukraine? Even white people migrated all over the place and interbred with each other, and it didn't lead world to en end, on the contrary we have most diverse skin, eyes and hair colours. We white people do not try to destroy contry that we are live in, or migrate to. If someone celebrate nip culture it doesn't mean he looks like dude from oppic, you live in Jow Forums too much. And white immigrants doesn't mean japan people going to become niggers from your pic. >implying hypocrites who "love japan for being traditional" but move there don't exist How the fuck going to japan ligaly and playing by the rules strips it off it's culture?
Easton Clark
You would be better off dressing as an African to fit in Tokyo.
>comparing whites who have lived as neighbors for millennia to someone from the other side of the world walking in. especially when they are completely different races
Brandon Hughes
everyone here is too young
Jackson Peterson
And there is a difference between them?
Adam Reyes
>french in germany >germans in fance >polish in russia >russians in ukraine All neighboring countries. >hatians in japan Not comparable.
Jaxson Brooks
>hatians Who?
Carson Anderson
Ken is dead fuck off. RIP hero.
Carson Gray
>I'm a 27 year old >moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School you're fucking retarded
Joseph Rodriguez
yeah. there kind of is
Grayson Peterson
Sad isn't it. It's just not the same. They don't understand and it makes me angry that theyre self righteous They don't understand user. And they never will.
Japs will never accept you as a Jap and in fact they will think that you're a retard.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Hello welcome to Jow Forums Want to see something EPIC!!? *LE TROLL FACE* haha! Epicly trolled my family!!
Isaac Bailey
*dabs*
Jaxson Hughes
at least fucking try
Sebastian Perez
Haha!!!! Oh man he got me xD YIKES!!!!! *inhales* Not so fast.... *Does the floss dance* NOW IM VICTORY ROYALE xP
Blake Miller
Hello, my name is Ted Cruz I’m a 45 year old Canadian conservative (the only true conservative for you Trump supporters). I write speeches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my campaigning and studying superior American political principles. (gun rights, flat tax, border security)
I travel with my campaign staff every day, my superior platform is the only one that can defeat Hillary Clinton because it is backed by over a thousand delegates, and is vastly superior to any campaign on earth. I started my political career twenty years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak American English fluently, both Appalachian and the Southern dialect, and I tweet fluently as well. I know everything about American history and the constitution, which I follow 100%.
When I win the Republican nomination, I am traveling to Cleveland to attend the prestigious Republican National Convention and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become the nominee or American president!
I own several business suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the White House, so I can fit in easier. I wave and say, “God bless America,” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
niggers loitering outside 7-eleven, who would have thought
Asher Morris
People from Haiti. I use that example because Naomi Osaka is half Hatian.
Lincoln Richardson
he's a shill, literally no one thinks that. everyone would agree that immigration is good if it's like 0,1% immigrants, like it always happened. retards equate that natural migration of several individuals willing to integrate with importing hordes of million people with different mindset, moral values.
Juan Bennett
>he's a shill, literally no one thinks that. everyone would agree that immigration is good if it's like 0,1% immigrants, like it always happened. its more of a case "its okay for me and my kind"
Austin Peterson
and i told you, in years of browsing i've never seen such thing, and everyone said BPS was weeb. you're making stuff up. get the fuck out.
James Jackson
old fag but just happened to not notice the yellow fever hypocrites we have every night
