Australian man, still buttmad about Australia losing the Great Emu War of the 1930s, runs over at almost ten emus in his motor vehicle, prompting the start of the Second Great Emu War.
>The video, shared on social media late on Wednesday night, has been shared more than 6,000 times.
>The 41-second video, filmed by the apparent driver, shows a 4WD with P-plates driving 120kph down a dirt road.
>"F***ing emus," the man can be heard yelling.
>About 20 seconds later he comes across a group of emus, running away from the vehicle.
>The driver runs over about half a dozen of them, counting along and laughing.
>"This is f***ing great," he said.
>Before the video ends the camera turns around to show a young man with a moustache, wearing a cap and sunglasses, continuing to laugh, screaming "yes" at the camera before the video ends.
Based. Where were you when the second great emu war began?
>Based. Where were you when the second great emu war began?
We have subjugated the beasts and they work for us now, there will be no war. Hence the reaction in the media like a nigger had been harmed in the US. Any chinks here should think twice about invasion you have been warned.
Someone (not named me) should add this slamming Primus track to the emu slayer video. When was the last time Primus toured bongland? youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
Isaiah Perez
Best ride at the emusement park
Blake Miller
>/Fabio.Galletti78/videos/10215427822520395/ By my count, he slayed 14 emu.
And JewSA got blown out by jungle monkeys in the 1960's and desert monkeys in the 2000's.
Thomas Bennett
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Jow Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Jow Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
William Nguyen
It's really fucking happening! A flock of emus just flew over my house!
Do these things reproduce like crazy such as the wild hogs in Texas? I need a reason to not be outraged at this dude for merkin' a few flightless birds.
emu taste any good?hell if the second war really does kick off i will go to aus just to see if that is the case....hopefully the roo's dont lose before i get there.
Lincoln Rivera
This is an act of Terrorism against my Avian Friends!
Landon Young
If an all out war between animals happened, which one would be the deadliest and come out on top?
Emus could take over Vietnam within 10 hours if they tried. You got no idea what this cunt just started. We had peace for many years with the emus now we are all fucked. You got no idea how many Australian refugees will be lining up at your border now.
Oliver Gonzalez
>which one would be the deadliest and come out on top? Deadliest: Kangaroo Comes out on top: Wombat
>has been shared more than 6,000 times. So all of Australia has seen it about 2.5 times.
Isaiah Parker
You can't fight two wars on two fronts, make peace with the carp queen before it's too late.
Ryder Wood
They're useless cunts of things, dont feel bad. Only women and poofters would give a shit, if they're too stupid to side step off the road, they're too stupid to live.
He was obviously paid off as part of a plot to destroy Australia.
Grayson Parker
Since when does anyone on Jow Forumscare about sympathy and empathy? People only like animals cause they cant talk or judge you. If they could people would realize they're asshole just like humans
This type of Aussie is one of the ones I hate most
>white but with brown eyes >Drives a ute of some description >Grows a moustache >Dresses poorly >Goes pig hunting >Always drinking >Only occasionally has an actual trade >Has never worked on a farm or lived off the land, but considers themselves 'country' because they go and kick up mud with their utes on the weekend
>lawful excuse doesn't include self defence isn't that the only lawful excuse lmao?
Gabriel Allen
No but more importantly Q is pointing out the calls for Trumps assassination in Deep state operatives tweets Comeys twitter pic of himself under Abraham alincoln at Rushmore for example
Ever had a pissed off emu come at you? Or a goose? Seagulls, stray cats, animals in general are not nice fluffy disney things. If you protect an animal by law when it isn't in any danger of extinction, particularly when they're noxious pests, you are doing the same things Swedish women do with refugees. You're placing unwarranted trust and anthropomorphisation on things which aren't human, and that will have drastic long term consequences. If you're too stupid or emotional to understand that, then you deserve all the >leaf >poofter comments you get. Go get your eyes pecked out by a goose, or watch your pet or child be killed by a mountain lion, or have your livelihood destroyed by emus, deer, or some other thing that only exists in problem numbers because of the overly emotional faggots like yourself legislating them undo protection,, then maybe you'll understand.
Samuel Thomas
>come to Jow Forums after eight o' clock >it's all edgy teenagers after school
yup, checks out
Jose Ross
Ever heard of reah? My uncle has some on his farm. Theyre mini south american emu. They have established a perminate colony in germany, we will not survive the rarite uprising.
Elijah Sanchez
Not being edgy. Just not an emotional cry baby faggot like you
Landon Lee
Having respect for nature isn't anthropomorphism anything you failure of an english teacher. Japan must really need filthy gaijin right now, jesus christ.
Nolan Green
This Nip gets it
Isaiah Cox
Fuck outa here, im pretty sure any human with any respect for native wildlife finds this disgusting, but fuck you and ima wreck an antifa member JUST for this fucking comment.
Fucking sock puppet.
James Sanders
Uncensored vid for people w/o a fagbook: youtube.com/watch?v=Enou0CWaDVE You can see some of them get sucked underneath the car lmfao
Colton Phillips
kek
Jeremiah White
You may see immigrants, but i see a doctor, an engineer, a physicist, a chemist...
Nah, he really doesn't. It's a protected animal and he's literally being chink-tier by killing things without using the animal for anything useful. Chinks leave animals hurt and suffering for no reason. People who defend this are edgelords kek
John Cruz
What a piece of shit. Part of being a civilized person is having respect for nature. Really no different than a shitskin subhuman.
Michael Sanchez
Here that's most of us. Used to be at least Thanks lad
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Keep alert and pay attention for any magpie nesting sites. Travel in groups where possible as the birds often target individuals. Keep an ear open for their distinctive calls. Wear sun glasses and with a hat to protect your head and eyes. If a magpie swoops while you are cycling, it will probably stop swooping if you get off your bike and walk. If you spot a magpie nesting site then stay well clear and even plan alternative routes. Remember magpies are urban species too, so there is generally no escaping them! If you get swooped then tell others, log the attack here and inform your local council. Do not provoke the magpies, they are very territorial and will protect their nests. Try making friends with the magpies by feeding them with raw mince, slithers of steak and some readers have suggested cat food works too. Wear a wide-brimmed hat or carry an umbrella. It is important to try to stay calm, if you panic and flap then this is more likely to appear as aggressive behaviour and provoke a further attack. Try to protect your eyes with your hands, those large beaks are very sharp and eye injuries have been previously recorded. Magpies seem to have very good memories and have attacked the same people over subsequent seasons and others they just leave alone. If it's attacked you before probably a good idea to use an alternative route next season! Face the magpie they tend to attack from behind so facing them should avert an attack. See our stories section for details how I faced off at won!
