I nominate this movie to be one of Jow Forums's approved movies

Ever wondered what a liberal world would be like? This is it. Liberals by and large have no regard for laws unless it benefits them, right? I will try not to spoil this movie too much, but in this movie a veteran woman enters this quarantined hellhole to study it. The laws of nature do not factor in this hellhole and it has some really freaky shit. Other than that it seems to be devoid of cliches and mary sues.

>inb4 this belongs in /tv/ faggot
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Natalie gets blacked I'm not seeing it on principle

She immediately repents, faggot.

You're right. This isn't /tv/ faggot. So "spoil" the movie already. Tell us the plot because you know most of us aren't wasting our time or money going to the cinema anymore.

No excuse. She cheats on her loving husband. Naw senpai.

Shes a Jew, so its fine as long as they black their own.

>what is renting from the library
If this movie was poorly made, I would. But I am not purely because the amount of thought put into the environment and characters is deep(er than an average movie) and the concepts that it provides are imaginative and spoiling it would do it a disservice. So I suggest you just watch it. The library is free.

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>Bitch feels hurt because her boyfriend left her
>Boyfriend shows up
>Bitch feels hurt because her boyfriend showed up
>Signs up with team of other bitches to check out a strange and mysterious land
>Immediately start dying and quitting their duties in the face of slightly different than normal wildlife.
>Bitch's boss gives birth to cancer
>Visual interpretive dance scene
>Bitch comes back to her boyfriend, looks like she feels hurt.

This movie sucked. Complete babble.

A rare miss by Alex Garland, who is one of my favs

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Never forget the sticks bullion

>slightly different
>death #2 was slightly different

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>Other than that it seems to be devoid of cliches and mary sues.

Are you fucking joking? The entire cast are Mary Sues and the whole thing is feminist propaganda.

Terrible script, one of the worst I've ever seen.

>devoid of cliches
The main character is literally a Jew LaRping as a white woman who happens to be a coal burner ffs.

>literally the second scene of the movie
>black guy introduced
>I fucking bet this somehow evolves into a cucking scenario
>it fucking does
I mean, I'm not even surprised anymore but fucking hell.
Movie has some interesting concepts and cool imagery but aside from that it's another mediocre film with a streamlined metaphor (wow the film is really about cancer so deep) and mediocre writing.

>Can't deny the single dimensionality of the protagonist.
>Points out inaccuracy in unremarkable drone #2's death
I'll be honest, I can't remember who died second.
I did enjoy the movie though, but as a visual thing.
It left too much as just strange weird shit in the strange weird shit zone where things are strange and weird for shit reasons.
Still can't remember or care how person #2 died though.

this should have been the new ghost busters.
at least i would have respected the fact they went so far away from the source material.

>Roadside Picnic/Stalker/s.t.a.l.k.e.r with women

she blacked herself by being a cheating whore. then blacked herself by an ayy. absolutely fucking not our movie. havent seen anything good since bladerunner.

Do explain.
Are jews and niggerdick the only things you ever think about?
Latino(?) bitch v skull-faced voicebox bear.
I bet you didn't watch past 3 minutes

>Immediately start dying and quitting their duties in the face of slightly different than normal wildlife

the prism fucks with their brains just like the men.

>the [plot device] fucks with their brains just like the men.
Fixed that for you.
>Everyone acts strange because it's written that they act strange.
>If you don't understand the meaning behind their actions, you just don't 'get it' user.
>The movie is really brilliant and philosophical. It's totally deep.
Obtuse does not mean it's deep.
Just that you can't get through it.

!!!SPOILER!!!

The final scene with the doppelganger confused me. I assume what came out was an assimilation like her boyfriend? Didn't like the forced ambitiousness.

>Terrible. God awful film.
>Baffling epic weirdness for two long hours, all to say, in essence: we are incapable of forgiving and forgetting, so, though we want to move on as though past transgressions and hurts never happened, we will never be able to unless we anihilate how we see each other and ourselves.
>They call the shit “The Shimmer”

I wish my thumbs were longer to better reflect the greatness of conviction with which I have hold these two thumbs down.

There was literally no reason to post here and not on /tv/

I watched it completely, you goddamn retard.
The movie is just a gigantic metaphor for cancer. The movie starts with the jewess talking about cancer cells forming tumors.
The Mcguffin is the jewess husband which in reality might not even be himself due to the dna refracting resulting in multiple versions of himself, just like how cancer cells reproduce and harm the host.
The black biologist even says how she doesn't want to "fight it" and fucks off, which is an allegory of cancer patients and getting or not getting chemo.
Hell, the fucking ending is Portman burning the alien and thus burning everything created by it, another obvious reference to chemo.
Don't assume shit just because other people didn't like your mediocre as fuck flavor of the month movie filled with obvious Netflix's Kosher certified undertones, dumbfaggot.
Hell, I even said that it had some interesting monsters and cool concepts/imagery and you went all defensive and shit. What a little bitch.

>because it was written
Wow. No, you are a shallow faggot, leaf. The prism physically manipulates everything.
>If your intestines start moving around it would go without saying that your brain is doing the same shit too. If your brain is squirming around, most likely the neuron pathways would get scrambled thus contributing to the amnesia.
>Lesbian loses her crush and then slowly loses her shit after seeing a bunch of extremely foreign and unsettling crap while realizing her body was turning into soup. Who wouldn't lose their shit after everything that happened? Seriously.

>Doesn’t get that cancer is the metaphor
>confuses the metaphor for part of the meaning

Really? I hated the movie, but at least knew what I was hating.

I have a hard time taking anyone who constantly focuses hard on petty shit seriously.
>da joos
>muh coalburners
That is 1% of the movie, holy fuck.

Interracial propaganda.

>Da joos
So you defend the actions of the jews?
You do know it's OK to kill Jewish children right?

The fact that the guy she fucked was black, was a symbolic representation to the cancer of her transgression, and her “death wish,” which ultimately is borne out by her desire to compensate for that transgression and make up for her mistake. If anything, her being blacked is the greatest source of her pain and regret, and that of her missing husband. The transgression is symbolized also by “the shimmer,” which despite being edenic paradise, is a dangerous haunted house hell on wheels. The struggle with duality of everything unfolds in this grand epic nonsense. But, never mind that, the notion that it’s interracial propaganda is retarded.

No, I just hate nigger-brained faggots. Talk about something intellectual rather than subjects that get brought up every 5 minutes.

>da joos
You might as well post a photo of you wringing your hands.

Yeah and the fact is a white actress rubbed her body against a nigger for money.

She's a race traitor for that act alone.

Or we can discuss the fact that you just downplayed the crimes of the kike.
This makes you suspect instantly.

I don't focus hard on it, dumbfuck. It's actually the opposite, this kind of shit is so prevalent in media and specifically in fucking Netflix that I ACTUALLY STATED THAT I EXPECTED IT and moved on to actual, valid criticism. Dumbfuck.
Also, you proceeded to assumptions and when proven wrong you instantly delfected it with muh Jow Forums boogeyman. Which is hilarious because you clearly advertised it in the OP as a Jow Forums approved movie.
It's a shit movie, stop being so butthurt about it.

Okay. If jews are a problem, then go fix it.

I can't watch this because I don't feel represented. My face is literally not in the movie.

Same. Scene where the bear came into the house was the only saving grace.

I came for stalker shadow of Chernobyl the movie, and was disappointed.

That film was terrible.

I already have in my town at least.
There are no longer any jews in my small town.

Jow Forums still thinking Liberalism and leftism/progressivism is the same thing eh? It's fucking not, so stop saying Liberal everything you disagree with - every Liberal I know is for free markets, some social safety net, and immigration but not 'open borders' - they are for getting rid of making drugs illegal and want to regulate corporations so they don't screw over people.

So why do they only vte for laws that benefit them? They are willing to pay more in taxes to help people they have never met before and make life better for people.

If you aren't hating Jews you are doing it wrong.

But they're still a problem. So go fix it.

Shit was retarded

>Hey there is a watchtower. So let's sleep up there. I'll take first watch!
>goes down into ground level hut in middle of forest to "stand watch" instead of elevated and defensible watchtower.
>gets eaten by bear

It's only slightly "redpilled" by virtue of the source material blatantly ripping of the Srugatsky Brothers and J.G. Ballard.

So just go read some books by them, you'll have a way better time.

Uh-huh.
All the characters walked into an impossible to describe situation.
They then all decide to start acting strangely. Why? Reasons ...
>But user, it's because their brains were all messed up.
Then what meaning do ANY of their actions have? Any motivations the characters have get eroded by the prism effect. What's left are automatons that could conceivably do anything and it would mean the same thing. If the director decided to have Natalie Portman start throwing up gang signs and eating a rock made out of ice cream, there would be no good explanation as to why that sequence would be better or worse than the sequences that played out. Because anything can happen in the writer's fantasy realm, nothing can be surprising. So then one must ask if it's good: it's okay at best. The weird things that make the weird place weird are showcasing how weird things can be, nullifying any dramatic tension in the characters completing their normal mission. Except they basically do complete their mission, and it ends on such a fucking "So?" note that the final five minutes of the movie are just the director waving his dick at you and giving you the finger.

Just a bastards retelling of a roadside picnic

That doesn't change my point but whatever. Go pretend you contribute to society.

The irony is that the charachter hates herself for the same act that you hate. Perhaps, deep down inside you, there is a little Jewish princess with a jungle fever death wish, too.

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>I know is for free markets, some social safety net, and immigration but not 'open borders' - they are for getting rid of making drugs illegal and want to regulate corporations so they don't screw over people.
So globalist progressives then?

I can only do so much.
I cant kill their kids and them without a distraction, like a civil war or such.
Well I can, but it seems wasteful to kill such a small number before security forces arrive and kill me, when under optimal circumstances I could operate for years.

I know why it confused you. Garland intended for it to be in the cinema, in the end the studio decided to put it on Netflix.

This means that you cannot see the doppelgangers eyes shimmer in the final scene, cos your monitor was too small and/or stream quality was shite.

I came for an interesting concept ended up with a trainwreck of a script due to shitty writers and an even worse ending because spooky intentionally vague ending.
Might as well had ended the movie as "it was all a dream".

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Good movie. Actually, terrible movie but the last few minutes of it made up for it. Also the whole supportive cast of women actors were pretty uninteresting. The lead actor carried it all on her back.

Lol now that's some projection.

>Are jews and niggerdick the only things you ever think about?
Kind of hard not to think about them WHEN THEY ARE LITERALLY IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE YOU DUMB FUCK

Eh it's wasn't completely shit. 7/10 original premise.

Fucking bullshit french snail. Ohohooo

Lmao what kind of fucking passive agressive reply is that?
You're talking about movies in a white ethnonationalist basket weaving online forum, dumbfuck. Are you 12? Or is your brain filled with estrogen so your immediate response was a completely abhorrent and emotion based reply?
Your train of thought is so bizarre I can't fucking believe this thanks for the laugh mate, really.

fpbp, bitch gets blacked while her husband is away on duty.

Movie ends with both of them "changed" by the magic bubble zone and she never tells him nor repents which tells women it's OK to cheat and its for the best since there's no repercussions.

Movie was liberal propaganda.

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Oh shit yeah I remember watching this on Netflix a year or two ago. It did have high production values but still was pretty shite.

Also

>Hey there is this weird zone. Let's send some people in!
>They never came back out. Let's send some soldiers!
>They never came back out.
>There are two ways we can do this:
>Option 1: Find a soldier, give him clear orders to take one step inside Shimmer and then step out. Tie a rope to him so he can be pulled out if he doesn't come back. If he does manage to come back, then repeat process, this time with two steps in, two steps out. Keep repeating process until you get a more solid idea of rules. Always send in large teams, with dozens or more, and always have them connected to external rope systems to be withdrawn if they miss the "extraction deadline"
>Option 2: Find a couple roastie lesbian retards without training, give them high-powered weapons, and send them in with no clear mission, goal, or parameters and no way to communicate with or extract them if something goes wrong.

Stupid people doing stupid things makes a stupid movie 99.9999999% of the time and this movie was not the exception.

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>7/10 original premise.

It's not original in any way, it's almost entirely lifted from the "Snail on The Slope" by Strugatsky Brothers and "Crystal World" by J.G. Ballard.

Sad but true. I'm always having to remind my gf to reject her Jewish programming.

I thought it was roadside picnic.

Funny because I don't have a problem ignoring them. Both of those issues can be easily solved. Amazing what a little bit genetics and demographics knowledge can do.

>t(>.

don't bully the cuck, he gets off on it

>It was roadside picnic

They're pretty similar books, but Annihilation (the book) in particular takes cues from the "Snail on The Slope". Snail is like "Roadside Picnic" on acid, it's a much weirder and abstarct book.

This is a christian board. Natsoc are the two screaming kids in a room of well-behaved children. They drag the board's average IQ to just below /mlp/.

Nah meng, it’s pretty clear. You’re clearly ruled by a latent unconscious desire to slurp up purple dong juices. Obviously the only recourse is to accept your warranted shame and self annihilate.

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Children of Men is more the future

? No I want to kill Jewish children. I don't mind black people particularly.

Kill yourself retard, holy fuck you are stupid.

Fell asleep while watching this its absolute shit

Tear apart a fucking israeli child!

>Jow Forums interpreting everything as some sort of left leaning propaganda

its a good movie you cunts

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Consequences>intent

So you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about? Good to know. Eat a dick.

It's a movie about self destruction
Her husband went into the zone to kill himself.
Regretting fucking a nigger also made her go into the zone, to kill herself.

Whatever about propaganda. It's not a good film outside of the visual effects and artistic direction it took. The script is pure and utter shite.

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>babble

The world can't help that you're a brainlet.

I thought Bladerunner was a 4/10 movie. I really don't understand why people enjoyed it.

Thank you for posting this short but complete answer to my question, user. I can't stand most Hollywood crap anymore. I won't be seeing this one.

Damn dude, fucking S A V A G E D him right the fuck up. Now I want that wall even more.

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if she cut off her clit, I would consider that a good enough sacrifice.

Bladerunner 2049 was okay, but everything with Harrison Ford sucked and Jared Leto was overacting and his monologues were forced.
They should have made a totally different story that was only tangentally connected with the original Bladerunner, like mention the Tyrell's maybe but don't bring in Deckard or the android chick, don't make them the android babies parents.

Also don't have a retarded scene where the main character is talking to the revolution leader chick and he's like "you and what army?" and then a bunch of people come out of the shadows and pose. Because it's super gay and it makes no sense. Did they plan it out before hand and say:
>Okay guys you all hide here in the shadows until he says something like 'You and what army?' and then everyone walk out of the shadows and pose, it'll be badass.
I hate it when movies do that. Easily one of the worst tropes.

beat me to it

To me the best part is when 5 women in an open field armed with ar15 were not able to kill a bear, and they were instead capable of having one of them snatched raped and killed by it.

It is so.pathetic it redpills.

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i went in with really low expectations, i hated gosling before that, but loved the original br. decent scifi is pretty few and far between these years. ford was fucking awful in it, i dont think he gives a fuck anymore. also enjoyed watching house of cards bitch get rekt.

I didn't think the original Bladerunner was all that great, either. Slim story at best. Past 10 years or so, the best SF is being made by independent movie makers. (Really, indie movies in general are 10X better than Hollywood shit.) Top indie SF movies:
Primer
Timecrimes
Safety Not Guaranteed
The Man from Earth
Mr. Nobody

>The laws of nature do not factor in

There is nothing too strange for nature.

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The Southern Reach Trilogy was not a satisfying read, the movie was somehow worse.

wtf i love judeo-christian poorly veiled degeneracy propaganda now

Mary Sues love techno-bable, it makes things like Science not totally out of their reach

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This is feminist propaganda film, no thanks
Upgrade is pretty good though

The Garland write it? He’s great writer if The Beach is anything to go by.