Redneck shootout thread - The Spirit of Doc Holliday Edition

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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orange guy got shot again? what realm did he die in this time?

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AARON NAAOOUUUUGHHH

NEOUAUUUGHGHGOHGHGOHGHO

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why didn't cletus just blow rageman's kneecaps off? he didn't need to kill him.

>Alex Jones died valiantly fighting globalists

the women screaming made me lol

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LETTER OF THE LAW
>>LETTER OF THE LAW
LETTER OF THE LAW
>>LETTER OF THE LAW
LETTER OF THE LAW

>dumb burger getting shot by dumb burgers
Just your average day in the States. Nothing to see here fellas.
Carry on with your day.

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Anyone defending these two redneck spackers is a retarded mongoloid.

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this

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You shoot to kill, if not you will go to prison or get sued.

Orange Rambo forfeit his right to self defense by provoking Randy and Randy Jr. In addition, his use a bat is arguably unlawful as well.

Seems like Randy & Jr. are safely within the confines of self defense law in Texas. Someone with a real law education please correct me if I'm wrong.

What you gonna do, shoot me? Tough guy!

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what an idiot, deserved every pellet

If you don't kill them then you get sued. They can make the arguement that lethal force wasn't nessasary if you had the option to not kill them.

I want her to look me right in the eyes and say
>> "I must break you"

>using deadly force in a non deadly way
How do you know he didnt try? Even the leftists here have stopped saying shit like this.

based val poster

>im your huckleberry

He either
>hadn't rewatched Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) this month yet and could not recall proper tactics
Or
>wanted to kill a guy
Everyone here wants to do it at least once I think.

>If you don't kill them then you get sued
Those are some fucked up laws you got there.

this was the most american webm ive seen this year.
>stupid 80iq trash brainlet tries to steal someones trash with his shit wife and brainlet kids
>2 Cletus 300lb homeowners come out with their shotgun and pistol and tell him to fuck off
>doing the GTA 5 jack emote to a T
>LITERALLY BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT infront of his kids and wife because he wont fuck off and tries to fight them over THEIR TRASH

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I'm so proud of my race

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Why in the world would you chuck a bat at two guys with guns?

You can only shoot if you feel like you're about to die, and where you shoot them indicates how threatened you felt.

Don't hate the shooters, hate the law for making it legally impossible to defend yourself with legal force and leave the attacker alive.

He wasn't stealing, he was dumping his trash in their driveway.

His name was Ed
And he was big mad
When Cletus stood calm
With a gun in his arm
So Ed being mad
Swang at Cletus his bat
Cletus was calm,
Shot Ed with a gun
And a retard named Ed
Is now cold and dead

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Poor marksmanship is that frowned upon here.

not really. what is the solution? make it so if someone injures you you can't sue?

Wait, I can't tell what happened at the end

there were... warning shots? what for?
then bat was thrown...... doesn't exactly seem like deadly force/grave injury....... then orange guy was shot...

was the old man possibly attacked into firing his first shots??

he and his family is the trash
>is
was

Why does hearing that woman scream put such a big smile on my face?

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No matter how retarded you think they are or how idiotic you believe their escalation of the matter was, those two gentlemen are red blooded patriots defending their land and themselves through exercise of their 2nd amendment rights. The raging cajun hooting and hollering ruined himself the moment he decided to attack two armed yeehaws. His fat roastie wife wasn't helping to defuse the situation one bit and if you look closely she tries to get a hit in with a stick or something after the big guy throws his bat or stick or whatever it was. The guy threw the bat first and turned it into a self defense situation and everyone knows that is the best possible excuse to blast someone away. Just ask Sam Hyde.

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Holy fuck. The fat guy was an incel! And the father divorced. Its all clear now.

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new fortnite emote when?

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Randy Sr. shoots Orange Rambo 2-3 times.

Orange Rambo throws a bat.

Randy Jr hits him with the shotgun.

End of fight.

Any force is potential deadly force when they can take your gun and shoot you

Thanks to the rooty tooty pointy shooties a superior alpha male lost his life to 2 manlet fat fucking losers. If guns didn't exist those 2 bitch faggots would have been rightfully put in their natural their place below that courageous Chad dad.

RIP orangelad, valhalla awaits you for your bravery. At least your superior genes will be passed on.

>Orange Rambo forfeit his right to self defense by provoking

He was being vocal, that's no reason to shoot him. There wasn't imminent danger. The old guy with the pistol could have backed away a couple of paces.

I don't think he shot him before he threw the bat. You only hear shots once Cletus Sr gets hit

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If they don't respond then you've proven you're the alpha male and betas won't attack even with superior power.
What a mistake!

>He was being vocal,
he was encroaching on private property
he was asked to leave peacefully
he initiated a fight
he trespassed
and he assaulted the landowner
one of these events alone is enough to get killed, let alone all of them combined

It would have been an outrage if he had shot a nigger instead

awful

he threw a bat at him

THATS REASON ENOUGH TO RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS

but i guess you're a brit, getting your head chopped ff in the middle of a street isnt reason enough to shoot back

he may have fired a warning shot, which is illegal

I don't understand how you can get confrontational with someone who has a gun

Checkout the letter of the law. Randy Sr clearly stated his intent to defend himself, defuse the situation, and his intent to leave.

"Go back in your home." said Orange Rambo
"You go back in yours" replied Randy Sr.

That's arguably stating his intent to retreat when he feels safe enough to do so.

>you are not going to shoot my husband

>AHHH AHHH AHHHH

TOPKEK, FUCK YOU WHORE

Brap hog

This is why we don't let bongs have guns

>may have
i dont hear it on the video. i only hear a few shots AFTER he threw the bat.

>nigger stumbles onto the scene
>white men put aside their disagreement temporarily and lynch the nigger
how far america has truly fallen

yeehaw

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The anti-gun shills are out in force on this.
and
Dear Europeans, this is what self defense looks like, maybe if you guys did some of it then you're children would be Ahmeds personal cum dumpsters.
Orange shirt was 100% in the wrong and only a cuck would say otherwise.

honest to God self-defense situation desu senpai

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Orange Rambo was approaching with a Bat screaming "Give me that gun. I'm going to kill you."

Randy Sr fired.

Rambo threw the bat.

Randy Jr fired.

The End.

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Reminder that the woman might as well have been screaming worldstar during the whole altercation and both of them egged on and were beligerent at 2 armed men as they dumped a mattress probably behind their property. The two armed men should have tried to deescalate but the reason the man in the orange is dead is because of the man in the orange.

>superior alpha male
>literally diagnosed with schizophrenia and a welfare leech
>so stupid threatens two men with firearms
lol based cletus and son rekt that piece of shit. fuck him and his annoying cunt of a wife

People often die very quickly when shot in the leg.

Granted not as quickly as when they're shot in the face.

Just because you have the opportunity to kill someone doesn't mean you have to. They're obviously in the wrong here. The fat manchild's dad should've restrained his son because the other dad clearly has mental issues (and has posted about them on Facebook.) Now three kids have to grow up without a father figure.

You don't piss off a guy acting delirious and expect him not to retaliate. Literally coaxing him into acting rash so you can have an excuse to blow his head off. It does not qualify as self-defense.

I hope these two fatmasters enjoy getting their asses reamed in prison, that is, if they're not given the death penalty. I would've sent these two reeling into a coma if they weren't lethally armed.

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this and only this

Could have just walked the fuck away and called the cops, instead Orange Rambo decided to talk shit to the guys with superior firepower. Guess Darwinism really does still work.

The son is going to prison though, dad might get off.

Don't threaten to kill people: The Lesson. Just because you don't put value behind your words, don't assume others do the same.

He tried to attack the guy with the bat, got shot twice moved back, threw that bat then got a shotgun blast to the face.

What prompted them to shoot him? I'm too tired, just got back from work and i can barely focus on the video for details. did he also pull a gun on them or what. who's in the wrong here, with all your gun laws i can't tell

>When we first talked to Box a week after the murder, she didn't have a message for the Milers. However, that has now changed.
holy shit what a bunch of biased cunts
news outlets are a joke lately

They did try to deescalate the situation, by standing very still, not making any sudden moves, warning the man several times that they'll defend themselves if attacked. They asked the man to go back into his home. They even said they'll wait and speak to the police when they arrive.

Orange Rambo was screaming "I'll fucking kill you. I'll kill you. Give me that gun. Shoot me, fucking Shoot me. I'll kill you."

>The son is going to prison though
None of them are going to prison for shit.

The police have commented and they said that Cletus Sr. went out to confront Orange Rambo and took the handgun with him. That's how it all began.

If you watch again and actually pay attention this time, you will quickly notice that it was actually Cletus that threatened the use of lethal force first.

are you asking this unironically?
do you have any idea how much damage a firearm does, especially a shotgun.
shooting to wound is illegal for a reason.
if the rednecks had shot the man in the leg he would have been crippled and in severe pain for the rest of his life.
furthermore, anyone who has had actual firearm training knows that you only shoot to stop an immediate threat, and when you do you shoot to eliminate that threat.
cops are trained to shoot until the target stops moving, otherwise there is still a chance the target will continue attacking despite the wound and end up killing you or one of your fellow officers.
ever seen some of the shooting vids on here? adrenaline is an amazing drug.
people will continue to function despite ultimately fatal wounds for several seconds, more than enough time to inflict fatal injuries on another person.
if shotgun man hadn't fired his father would likely be dead too

Orange guy said "give me that gun, I'm going to kill you" then rushed them with a baseball bat.

You cant just run around shooting people in the legs, shouting "didnt mean it!" lolol

you're not going to shoot my husband :^) tehe

>Now three kids have to grow up without a father figure

yeah a literal schizo "explosive personality"

and the whore wife would probably divorce him anyway, so your arguments are all shit

and they will walk, and you will cry about it, and I will enjoy it

Attacked them with a bat

He tried to attack the old guy with the bat and got shot.

Show your flag, memeflaggot.

>He was being vocal, that's no reason to shoot him.
>"I'm gonna kill you fucker"

kek you tattie

dont think that counts as a warning shot then. no jury will indict.
they're both going to get off. probably won't even go to trial

Big question goys, did Dale Jr. use buckshot or slugs and why do people still insist on pistols as adequate self defense firearms?

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No its not

>old man: come within three feet and i will kill you
>crazy man: alright *steps up*
>old man: *shoots*
i think that's what happened. i didn't see the crazy man swing his bat. also i'm not sure if the pistol shots hit him. crazy man then threw his bat, and the kid killed him with the shotgun.

The two manlets gave this roidrager plenty of time to just gtfo, call the cops and calm down, or use something better than a fucking baseball bat.

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Can someone who knows how to use computers stuff do a side by side of NPC jr. and GTA NPC doing jack off motion?

6'7 orange shirt attacks armed men with a bat, that implies deadly force. Anyone insane enough too attack someone who is armed and willing to use their weapon, is equally capable and willing too continue the fight until one party is dead.