Why are foreigners obsessed with American politics?

“America affects the rest of us blah blah blah.”

That doesn’t explain your interest in gun control, healthcare, and so on. You shouldn’t know the name ‘Kavanaugh’ if your stated reason is the effect it will have on you, personally.

One man’s theory: we’re just more entertaining. We put on a good show.

If nothing else, we at least look the part. Boris Johnson has the haircut of a small child. In a movie, nobody would cast that man as foreign secretary. But you might cast Mike Pompeo.

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>Why are foreigners obsessed with American politics?
Entertainment.

It affect us burger.
The only reason we allow fag-prides is your fucking ambasador.The only reason kosovo exist is Monika sucking Bill dick.

But i do admit that your politics is fun.

Well, at least you’re honest about it

Kek.
The majority of the immigrants shitting up my nation are all coming from nations you attacked since your "war on terror".
Still love you but it's pretty clear we need a good grasp of your dealings to not be fucked over by your bureaucratic machine.

>The majority of the immigrants shitting up my nation are all coming from nations you attacked since your "war on terror".

That’s a total coincidence. Also, your interest didn’t begin in 2015.

BritBong here who checks us polls every single day. US politics is more interesting than anything on television. You’ve got journalists calling the leader of the free world a Nazi and half the population unironically believe it. Absolute kino.

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Your entire culture and policy diffuses across the border and affects us directly. In fact whenever we try to do something without your expressed written consent like legalizing marijuana you shit on us and say you'll ban anyone who ever smoked it from entering the USA at all forever despite the fact that a few of your states have legalized it already. We have no choice but to care about your politics, because you harass us constantly.

We harass you constantly? Harass? Constantly?

You absolutely do, especially right now with the trade war bullshit you're pulling, you are being outright hostile towards us.

I should add that I was stupid to think Trump wouldn't be bad news for Canada, I unironically regret supporting him and wish Hillary won just so we didn't have to deal with your retard in chief threatening to destroy our economy because we have the gall to want to protect our dairy industry.

Morbid curiosity!

270% does seem excessive.

You know it’s not about you, right? Trump started a trade war with the entire world. Trade kerfuffle, really.

It’s all about China. Always has been. He just needs you to bend the knee to get China to bend the knee.

America is the world government.

:DDDD fag you fat amerigan :D

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boris johnson is the fucking man, if he ran id vote him king of america desu

good fuck trudeau

Well you can kiss NAFTA goodbye because our entire population and government is unwilling to "bend the knee", this has been repeatedly established, this isn't how trade works and I know for a fact that Trump knows this too, but he is trying to look tough and you guys are buying into it. I really just wonder why the dumb faggot would turn on us like this when we have had almost no track record of ever fucking you guys over, at least since the fucking War of 1812. Your government seems willing to engage in outright economic sabotage because they want Walmart to sell their garbage swill milk in Canada.

>Superpower's politics doesn't affect the world
nice one politiclet

>We have no choice but to care about your politics, because you harass us constantly.
Leaf we don't give a fuck about you fags, other than to drive your faggotry off Jow Forums.

>you are being outright hostile towards us.
kek

>Well you can kiss NAFTA goodbye
>Thinks we want nafta.
How are leafs this delusional? Go kys faggot.

It is just a massive shame that the long-standing cooperation between our two countries has been soured by your piece of shit president. And this thread is about why I care about US politics so I said it.

Let me introduce you to the facts of the situation, user.

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Because we're neighbors with what is tantamount to a mutually abusive couple.

>has been soured by your piece of shit president.
imagine thinking this
Day of the rake soon, leaf

You're too afraid to cut it without a "negotiation" because if you do your market might collapse and then you'd have nobody to blame but yourselves. What you are doing is essentially holding a totally unreasonable "mock" negotiation so when your economy goes to shit after NAFTA dies you can conveniently blame us for not agreeing to your shitty deal instead of your braindead kikelover president who ruined everything.

>One man’s theory: we’re just more entertaining. We put on a good show.
and that is precisely the reason
where the power is there is the action and where the action is there people pay attention

but at the end of the day it's not that worthwhile following. After a while you get the idea: the usual power politics and corruption. One reads a handful of books, but then it is enough

I haven't actually paid attention to ameircan politics since trump was elected. I don't even know if the wall was built or not lmao

>That doesn’t explain your interest in gun control
They are just as brainwashed as the rest of us by the global media control system HQ'd in NYC, Hollywood and Tel Aviv, but have a superiority complex about "muh culture," "muh not 56%." They don't understand that hundreds of millions of unknown guns in the hands of US civilians scares the US government and keeps it in check to some degree from doing even more outrageous shit than it already does. They want their own countries to get drone striked and invaded by gene-doped, neuro-link AI enhanced MKULTRA super soldier mutts that lecture them about their imperialist past and/or the shoah before killing them and their families for not embracing multiculturalism more emphatically. It is much more important to them for government policy to acknowledge that it was the gun's fault that Jamal in Detroit got shot by a rival crack dealer.

America is the worlds last hope, niggers like you seem to think its all fun and games.

If america does well, the west does well. Is that so fucking hard to understand??????

Canadians dont want NAFTA. Globalist Kikes like these in pic want NAFTA

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because you guys got your fingers in every countrys asshole

They know that what happens here eventually affects them in their shitholes.
>Entertainment.
It won't be as entertaining when we're bombing you because that's what the politics here have decided.

Because you are trendsetters for whole world. For example this disgusting cultural marxist shit has started in US liberal universities. Now it infested the whole western world.

Now ''we are foreigners obsessed with American politics" are hoping Trump and other conservative Americans will, again, be trendsetters and clean and destroy this evil, stupid and degenerate thing called "progressivism". If you do it, the whole world will follow you once again.

make french leftist angry. Also interested to immigrate to america a lot for gun , would be a bit sad if you remove the second amendment

I literally couldnt care less but every time Trump does something or some senator is found guilty of a crime it gets non stop spammed on this board by you guys.

It's like a TV show, and/or it's relevant to most countries on Earth in one way or another.

Fucking embarrassing when they copy American trends specifically relating to American culture. We got Occupy whatever and Black Lives Matter.

Nuke us or stfu.

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Maybe it's because our media is entierly americanized? American entertainment, American news and American discourse is pused on us constantly and has been for decades. Ideas like multiculturalism and white privilege are after all American exports.

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I wouldn’t worry about it. 12,000 amendments have been proposed, 29 have passed.

Motherfucker you wont let people across your border who've had a DUI don't give me that bullshit

This topic deserves its own thread, but: it takes two to tango. Uncle Sam doesn’t put Swedish asses in movie theater seats. You sit there under your own power.

>cohencidence
ftfy

>those knees
fucking
BENT

DUI is a crime in both countries, weed is now becoming criminal in only yours. We don't block Americans at the border if they own a handgun that is safely locked away in their home, Americans WILL block Canadians at the border who own a pot plant safely in their home.

>why are foreigners so obessed with americans interfering in their politics with their own shitty burger politics

gee i wonder why

Socialism is a religion. And its believers want the laws of their religions applied to the whole world.

Just like islam

I'm not, I wish it'd fuck off.

I pissed off a bunch of people the other day at a college art exhibition because I started ranting about how every other piece could be straight of san francisco or L.A. and nobody would know. We've a formless, cultureless youth.

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Because, faggot, you put your noses in everybody's business, and the only reason I have some sympathy left for you is that the majority of you is (probably) white. Also Trump, who's your best alternative to do something that makes any sence

I mean if you're going to be a bootlicker about past DUI (not that I condone it), then weed is still illegal at a federal level here and border security is a federal matter

If we allowed everybody to violate our laws in their own country but get a free pass when in ours, we'd be inviting free reign for drug lords and the like

It’s so simple, everyone can have an opinion.

This. The all-or-nothing elections, the checks and balances, politicians who have an agenda that is different from the party line. It's way more entertaining then any other system I know of.

This

I just wish our immigrants were all more white people coming from Europe than the shitskins arriving from shitholes. You guys are what MAGA I'm the two precious centuries.

lol we're electing our next President Bolsonaro to be some kind of Trump

people at the same time look up to you and despise you

Personally I dispise you for social justice spreading
And I like you because you're trying to get rid of it too

What made us look at it on the first place is the impact your organizations have in our daily life and laws passed regarding social justice, which comes from EU and the US.

So yeah we play close attention, if you get rid of social justice we get rid of it the day after

Look at the absolute fucking state of the UK where police actively cover up muslims raping white kids and compare that to America where you have Donald Trump saying “we’re going to have a complete shut down on muslims coming to America” and it’s not hard to figure out why.

Because it's entertainment. The debates, the Red V Blue, the scandals. It's designed that way by (((them))), so the broad masses will be satisfied and caught up in the political drama whilst (((they))) maintain complete control. Other political systems are far more "serious" and dull.

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I can't say I care about Kavanah too much (Although hopefully a decent pick gets confirmed), The circus aspect is a trend though... and the trend seem to spread everywhere through the mass media.

Everyone likes a circus. This is the circus the global media is fixated on. As far as the Presidential campaign... that was just bonkers entertainment -- it's like a freak show... the train wreck you can't not watch.

But other than presidential elections.. I don't follow the US political scene at all ... I don't even understand how the US system works to be honest.

Based and redpilled.

Back in 2011 I was at a club in Stockholm with my friends, but since I'm a bashful fuck I was just lounging away from the dance floor the whole time. An Iraqi began making small talk with me and soon enough he was going on about how even though my country was the one that fucked his up, Sweden was the one nice enough to take him in.
I know that America has her own border control issues, but seriously blaming America for your failure to protect your sovereignty is a bit weak..

girl in gif is from Canada you dumb shart

I could say the same about Canada I see you guys talking about our PM 24/7

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I hear this a lot and thats a downside of the entertainment factor. It really depends who is in power. The timeline can shift in any major election. No hard feelings

Can foreigners even access sites like PSA or armslist to see the level of our freedumbs?
I mean look at these deals delivered right to my door? I thought we are supposed to be suffering from tariffs on steel?

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I dunno either, sure I "care" about your politics for it so-and-so effects the world.
But then we have these retarded people in every country who goes "OMFG GTFO TRUMP!!" and behaves that EVERYTHING happening in the USA effects us.
>immigrants using "US Nigger" arguments
>MUH OPPRESSION WH*TE MAN
>TRUMP WILL START WW3!!!
Fuck me these whiny cunts.

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Because America IS the world government.
All non-human groups recognize this.

Because they are too lazy to care about their own shit and fix things around them.

Fuck Canada

>your
Nigger WE aren't doing anything. It's the government

die leaf.

Nigger what? We have given you so many fucking jobs. Dont be so ungrateful because ONE industry of yours is fucking over our farmers.

>American entertainment, American news and American discourse is pused on us constantly
Or maybe it is just better than faggy swede media

Because monkey see monkey do.

The fuck are you talking about? NAFTA saved your country and you have balls to try and stick it to us after? Go fuck yourself you selfish twat

Hahaha. Holy shit leaf sometimes you are a hoot.

We are about 30% of your GDP averaged out nationally. You are

it's about power, constantly. if someone could take your country like islam, any ideology or even the catholic church ... they would. no exception. sjw is a great reminder. someone who came yesterday can immediately start playing this game.

Why would we not care about gun control and healthcare? You do realize we have policies regarding that in our own countries too?

Not yours, aids monkey. We are letting the soulless chinks take over there. They won’t shrug at eradicating you.

We also exported doing coke and bangin whores, you guys picked dumbest trends to amplify.

Rofl fuckin this

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Latin american people subconsciously understand that we are a colony. There are no latin american countries anymore, so focusing on local politics is useless.

The republican primaries were the most entertaining reality show I've ever seen so I decided to stick around

Why are Americans so obsessed with Germany and Germans? We are in all your films, always the bad evil guys.

And even in your OP you showed a picture of a blonde German girl.

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It's not really about America, it's about reason. It's the same reason people have debates about metaphysical philosophical concepts, even if they have no real world implications. America is an easy target because 1) Americans seem to be the most populous demographic on the English speaking side of the web and 2) their fucking insane compared to the standards of most other English speaking countries.

There's also the consideration that if we don't challenge Americans on their backwards values, they may spread.

>Rachel McAdams
>german
Absolute retard.

I'm only interested if some president fucks the constitution and just order some war on some land without a strong border so the fucking burgers don't swarm there to do some shit NOBODY cares but some elitist circles who jerk off each other in debauched pedo parties.
I'm less interested in grandmas turning off life support so their kids don't need to go bankrupt.
Burgers love daily shootouts, the homeless, suicides etc. Just their daily hunger games they can't live without.

Jews make our films Willhelm.

>if we don't challenge Americans on their backwards values,
Why not challenge yours instead? You filthy fucking Anglo.

Admit it, you cunts love us.

for fairies germans must be scary. they are commited to a long history of dreaming

People generally don't hate you, they hate your kike government and the constant cucking to isreal and billions of gibs every fucking month.

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the dream of the world is to see america
disarmed so she can be invaded and
the population raped murdered and
pillaged, look at the history of the east
they live for that kind of thing.

good thing the bible says it'll happen.
evil will get its way until it's time for
the final fight. this is what you collectively
all want.

girls like getting raped, so you morons say
and you boys love to get killed, violence
and sex center in the same area of the
brain. this is the problem of my race
they like murder and rape.

Why nuke you when we can bomb the shit out of you every few years and steal your oil?

You poor fuckers need some gun rights so you can defend yourselves.

Wow, are our ordinances so powerful they blow hadjis straight to Sweden?!

If you see foreign flags talking in depths about US politics - you're probably talking to a federal nigger.

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Im only interested in how dumb, forcefully circumcised goyim swallow fake jew semen without questioning anything or just selectively believing. Anyway thats just it.