Brit/pol/ - Return to Omnishambles edition

>'Chequers deal in tatters' as Tusk and Macron lay into proposed Brexit deal
news.sky.com/story/theresa-may-sticks-by-chequers-plan-for-brexit-despite-eu-warning-it-will-not-work-11503460
archive.is/wf0NI

>May drags her rotten corpse to sweat in front of media
youtube.com/watch?v=exEpFtttEZU

>'Vote Leave' given first ever UK GDPR notice
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-45589004
archive.is/Szlra

>Paisley suspension lifted by DUP
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/dup-lifts-ian-paisley-suspension-following-recall-sinn-feins-oneill-says-he-should-have-been-sacked-37337529.html
archive.is/PzQcI

>Corbyn leadership claims 'deep-state' is trying to prevent him coming to power
rt.com/uk/438919-corbyn-murray-deep-state/
archive.is/R6m55

>Tory MPs rebel against fast-track fracking law that 'strips locals of power'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/conservative-revolt-block-fracking-applications-theresa-may-commons-majority-latest-a8544706.html
archive.is/gFg1E

>Corbyn won't rule out IndyRef2
heraldscotland.com/news/16893081.jeremy-corbyn-does-not-rule-out-approving-indyref2-if-he-became-pm/
archive.is/AQNk5

>Protests at over 30 HSBC branches over Israeli arms dealing
middleeastmonitor.com/20180917-protests-target-hsbc-over-shares-in-israel-weapons-company/
archive.is/59mvq

>POLLS : IPSOS MORI : 20/11/18
ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/archives/10029
>CON 39%(+1), LAB 37%(-1), LDEM 13%(+3), UKIP 2%(-4)

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The goalposting memes are real
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For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing. They have no further reward, because the memory of them is forgotten.

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Should we bring back pengposting?

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I don't know what that is, but no.

>ezW00dEN
>easy wooden
what did gook-moot mean be this?

No

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>I don't know what that is

You must be new here, lad. It was all the rage around the time of the Brexit vote.

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LARP

reminder

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Don't make me sad lad, I feel old enough as it is.

t. coward

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what's this music genre called?

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the pub froze..as if time itself had slowed... the giggles of terry & baz became slurred... the confrontation of the century has begun. Souf FC took two massive strides towards norf FC before bouncing forward and slamming his mountainous belly into Norf FC's chest. *boom*. the gods would be proud. Norf FC flies backwards stumbling over himself... all honour and joy has left him. but it gets worse. *crack* ... his back hits the corner of the snooker table. he's going down. *thud* his head smacks against a chair. *wahey* his flailing arm knocks a pint of fosters and a glass of rum n coke all over him. the shame. he gurgles the cocktail of sweat and beverage and desperately tries to get up. Souf FC is victorious once again.

mum wondered why they had bones in the cellar

Kek.

You really need to chill man, this is why no one wants to hang with you

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>tfw you read this in primary school and it creeped you out

/zoomercore/

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Eddie.

Is that pube when he went to Thailand?

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>mfw he has a tv show now

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I’m really proud of this one

Yes my dude

The word omnishambles was created for the omnishambles that brexit has become. I hope it triggers another great European war.

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the first one is quite a unique style of post-punk with folk elements
the second i'd say post punk too
if you liked them, you'd probably like The Chameleons, Bauhaus, Death in June, John Maus, Joy Division, early The Cure

Good book. Chocky was better though.
youtu.be/e3ztIDFU2P8

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Slow af tonight.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkzBLItvb_U

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Youre a fat cunt.

There was another spooky one that I can't for the life of me remember the name of, a ghost story about a kid whose body was in an old mine shaft at the bottom of the garden or some shit.

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I've only been here a few months.

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Holy shit lads

Are we actually going to have no deal? lmao

Classic sf writer, day of the triffids, the midwich cuckoos etc

>dewsbury episode
>there's a paki on
like clockwork

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brexit is the most significant economic demerger between major economies since the Second World War

>Eddie
has anyone even come round to see your new flat yet, or did you christen it by yourself with a nice bottle of Buckfast?

Also ignore all cowards and tripfags - READ SIEGE, DAVID MYATT'S GUIDE TO THE STRATEGY AND TACTICS OF REVOLUTION, and INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND IT'S FUTURE

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Who
Who
Cunt of the first water
Would bang/10 (milf fetish)
Skidmarks

Ffs

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i haven't watched qt since the beast of stoke was on.

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Is that a tranny?

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Jerrycucking is especially embarrassing and cringeworthy when it's coming from a Brit, Russian, Pole or Frenchman.

all i can say with any real certainty is that it is from stoke.

Kraken wakes was good too.
John Christoper was good too lad. Do you remember "Tripods"?
youtu.be/qEc71MPOnHI
BBC even managed to do a good job adapting it (and then (((michael grade))) killed it before the third and final season could be made. Hate him for that - its like making the LotR trilogy but leaving out return of the king.
Wish they still did young adult fiction of that caliber.

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Whoa man, what's with the bad vibes

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I am the most intelligent poster in this thread.

there are muppets in this thread who will call this LARP but then a few posts later start sucking off the IRA

*cough* eddie *cough*

You going to get Jow Forums again now youre a landlubber and can use the gym for more than just somewhere to drop the kids off at the pool?

Several patterns of evidence indicate that nowadays, most wh*Te are ugly and sexually frustrated. I don't believe this to be a coincidence, or a result of their ideas. I believe the causality goes backwards: they became Wh*Te as a direct result of sexual frustration. Freud, Marcuse, the Frankfurt school: they were prematurely right. Fascism is now entirely caused by sexual frustration.

Just a little thought experiment: imagine you're a good-looking normie with a normal social life, and a lot of friends of all backgrounds. You regularly have sex. The last time it was with a BLACK girl who digs you.

Now... It's Saturday afternoon. Are you going to fire up YouTube to watch a one hour video of David Duke (that creepy Tussaud wax doll) expounding on the "long winters theory of racial differences in IQ"? Are you going to spend an hour reading obscure Julius Evola texts on blogs like Counter-Currents?

Can you picture yourself doing this? Obviously not. Most likely, you'd use your Saturday afternoon to chill with friends, have a girl come over, prepare good food, watch a movie, work on your novel... Do cool, funny stuff.

Only ugliness and loneliness can lead to an intellectual interest in racial differences or rightist political theory.

Racial nationalism is so fucking stupid, it's a cope for not achieving shit in life. wh*Te Nationalists are bitter, dissatisfied losers. Everyone I see who is passionate about any kind of ideology and doesn't earn money off it are all losers who are using their ideological beliefs as a coping mechanism.

BLACK successful people, they don't seem to care about that shit. You just need to have a girl who is really into you, enough to make you feel loved and important. I guarantee that when you have that, you don't care about racism anymore. Obviously, less than 10% of Wh*Te nationalists have that.

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Today I made a spreadsheet which will let me easily generate a chart showing the decline of the white British population by age group for any local authority between 2001 and 2011.

So go ahead.

Name any area of the UK and I'll make a chart for you showing the decline.

Humberside/hull pls

Greyfield stray.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years Dan.

1934

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Not the collapse of the entire Eastern bloc?

I am the least intelligent poster in this thread.

No.

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Liverpool

/brit/pol is full of defeatists and idiots, I only post what I post to try and save the salvageable 5% and get them locally organising and training. As for the IRA, hang the bastards - up with the UDA

>tripfag pretending to be a nigger
doesn't really warrant actual engagement desu

Skellig or something like that?

A successful multi-millionaire BAME actor

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Feel like experiencing a bit of psychonautica this eve lads so iv necked 300mg pregabs with a glass of barley wine. Never had them before. If I die I want you to know that I hate most of you (especially eddie) but some of you lads are alright.

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You get enough mental stimulation from talking to cunts and Jew media. Dan is black. Confirmed.

>muh Windrush

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/20/windrush-scandal-outrage-justice

fine digits. I thought that chicks arm was a dildo at first. that why you posted it?

You’re hiding from engagement because you know it’s true

Nah it was way before that. We're talking late 80s here.

youtube.com/watch?v=P2BjPfrX-_c

Oh man. Shit tier opinion. The IRA fought the British establishment. Ok their strategy was shit but at least they identified the enemy.

You snort it or take it orally?

Don't you fucking dare leave us here, you stay and you FIGHT DAMNIT

Holy shit, I need to shave.
I UN-ironically look like this...

Sorry for the delay.

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this

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youtube.com/watch?v=1tM-Ww_eGLU

dad has this on vinyl propa comfy

New forest

Micheal palin north korea on now on channel 5

Attached: White British population for Liverpool. Source_ Office for National Statistics 2001 and 2011 Census. (842x500, 27K)

I can't justify attacks on white British. Plus UDA armed Combat 18 while IRA is pally with commies and sandniggers. Take your pick.

>hiding
>from some weirdo who likes to pretend to be a nigger online

ok mush

Banged bare gals senpai. Even some fine negro women. Still a seething righty.

Any news on Islamic protest on Romford road, drove past earlier today and was 100s Muslims wearing all black and police officers everywhere, couldn’t make out what the signs were saying something about imamama

People won't care as much about winning a BAFTA then.

Sunderland

They are trying to ban Mama Mia 2.

Here's one for Hampshire.

If some of you are thinking 'this isn't so bad', remember this is over just 10 years. Think about what it would have been 100 years ago, 1918, and think what it will be in 2118.

Attached: White British population for Hampshire. Source_ Office for National Statistics 2001 and 2011 Census. (842x500, 27K)

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Great Yarmouth

Or to clarify - I can't justify attacks on white British by those hostile to Britain and the English. I understand that the IRA helped destabilise the system but I just can't square justifying another country's attacks on us, even though I freely admit I support killing white British in order to re-establish an Aryan order. But not in the interest of Catholicism/Fenians. Similarly with the muzzies honestly - I'm indifferent to their attacks because I know the only thing that can stop them is direct action against the system and I know their attacks help wake people up, but I certainly don't support them or their ideas and think they should be killed for threatening England

Attached: White British population for Sunderland. Source_ Office for National Statistics 2001 and 2011 Census (842x500, 27K)

just show the gif you utter trog cunt