By not eating pigs instead of cows Americans cause global warming! Ban cow meat! It also causes cancer

Been there, done that. It's not economically viable.

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Everything is possible with enough thinking.

You ferment the shit
Some places already do this

Really? Tell me more/

hose in cow pooper
it is not practical anyway

did i mention that the byproducts of cow meat has far more uses that pigs? Like dairy products to start with, and far more mundane things that you would never think of.

I think Satan made us from pig and monkey parts, so eating pigs is basically cannibalism.

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but pig farms have literal shit lakes

I can tell you that bug meat is most efficient.

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its not their shit and farts that give off all the methane. its their burps. Also they have already experimented with harvesting burps.

alri Mo

Methane needs to be liquified to be used as fuel which requires energy which requires money. It's not worth it.

sure, but im on an all meat diet and want to know which animal I should invest in raising for meat.

>thinking the world needs to be less self sufficient and depend on others for their food
cows are easier to farm, as an individual, than bugs are.

We get our intelligence from the pig side of the family tree.

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>Americans cause global warming
earth has always had heating/cooling periods, you're being jewed goy

>eating insects

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Okay genuine question. How is farming cows any different than the endless beards of bison that used to roam the land freely? Are domesticated cows more farty? Does their grain diet cause bad gas? Or is this just a (admittedly good) hypothesis that falls flat when you think about the world before humans in the same vein of farmers in Africa killing off grazing animals thinking their grazing was killing the grass when in reality the grazing turned out to be a necessary part of the cycle in allowing new grass to grow?

Well it IS supposed to taste like pork.

This. Pigs eat like pigs, shockingly enough.

>120kg
Challenge accepted

Pleb

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Mealworm. Best food and water ratios, can't fly and can eat scraps from table.

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There's a fuck-ton more cows than there were bison.

We are such betas at farting.

hes correct you know.
its encoded into their very title by God himself.. a hint, across time and space

Goats. Milk/cheese/meat for the low low cost of wild clover.

that is where you are wrong.
there were an estimated 30-50 million bison in the US before we hunted them.
there currently 30 million cows (that are not just used for meat) in the US

I had bugs in my flat in a city boy. Anyone can rise them.

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We need to eat more cow so there will be less cows to produce methane.

What about concentrated methane gas?

I live in Canada, water is free and found everywhere. I am not going to eat bugs because they dont have enough fat and I dont want to substitute fat with carbs like fat people do. I am on an all meat diet and terms of caloric requirements need 80% fat 20% protein.
Which animal will give me the most calories using the least input food.

Erm. No. It suggests we shouldn't farm cattle. Humans are terrible at producing meat. I think you should get off the computer.

save the world
ban people who won't eat pigs

I can literally farm bugs in my asshole. Can you farm cows in your asshole?
Oh wow, it's a good thing we murdered them all just in time to save the environment.

Red meat doesn't cause cancer, processed meats do AKA nitrates and preservatives.

Just start eating humans

ahh yes, goats are great but they tend to always want to climb shit and jump over fences. I have considered Tenessee fainting goats as they tend to faint when getting excited about climbing and jumping.

I could, but I'd be arrested for faggotry.

>jew suggesting concentration

This might just work.

Not suitable to for use. You can burn that shit and that's pretty much it. Burning methane releases CO2.

>the most calories using the least input food.
Human semen. It's free.

Top kek.

pigs can be fed anything
efficient as fuck

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This again?

The ONLY thing that matters is how much carbon is removed from the ground, and put into the atmosphere.

Quit it with this retarded obfuscation growth mongering stupidity.

Get insect species with more protein/fat then?

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I went out of my way to eat pork yesterday. I couldnt stand how much rusho shana was mentioned the past few days

oy vey

I'm not taking advice on feeding livestock from the country that caused mad cows to happen.

yes, they can eat pretty much anything, but they suffer a great deal of efficiency if they are not fed a balanced diet.

cant i just feed pigs insects?

also OP is failing to mention that INDIA has 120 million cows

This is true. Pig pit toilets were actually really common in china not long ago. There are photographs of them.

The human digestive system is actually extremely inefficient. There's all sorts of nutrients in human shit. Some scientist in Tokyo actually created a burger out of reconstituted sewer protein from human shit, just to prove a point.

If it were somehow societally acceptable to do so, you could literally mine human sewage and use the extracted protein for useful things.

So it's not surprising you can raise pigs on human shit and use them as your villages septic system.

The practice did die out though, so one wonders exactly how effective pig pit toilets were.

yeah im leaning towards pigs.

wait no, that was an old number. India now has 330 million cows
Brazil has 210 million, and China has 100 Million

But if we dont eat the cows, they will live longer and keep emitting Methane.

Eat more Cows people, save the planet!

>Some scientist in Tokyo actually created a burger out of reconstituted sewer protein from human shit
it was social commentary on your country

Absolutely *slurp slurp* uncalled for.

nothing would start a civil war faster than trying to outlaw cheeseburgers.

>Humans are terrible at producing meat.
The witch from Hansel and Gretel proves otherwise. I'll take universally-applicable archetypes pulled from the human unconscious embedded in fairy tales over your word, user.

Sure,no problem. I will do this just as soon as you get the middle east to commit to doing the same.Thought not,faggot.

Have we not been doing this for some time now?

Yes

it's cannibalistic on so many levels

feed conversion of fish can be ~1:1, chicken is ~1.8-2:1, pig ~3-4:1, cow ~6:1. Feed conversion meaning the amount of food the animal has to eat to gain 1kg of body weight.
kek

>wear your farts on your back for your entire life
>get killed and eaten
eternal cattlecuck

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Yes, Pigs are omnivores.

Maybe a seal.

Yeah they'll eat anything basically. Honestly if you're ever gonna kill someone and you need to get rid of the body, feed it to fucking pigs. No one will ever find it

Why aren't we farming bears?

Why should we? I don't really see a reason

Bear are much more aggressive and uncontrollable. Pigs can and will kill you but you can manage them.

biggest cause of gw?
africa,indonesia and india.
why?they burn wood for their fuel for cooking and heat.
this is one reason we have to leak energy technology to these dumbshits because on their own,they will destroy the earth.

>literally Dead Rising plot
why didn't you listen Jow Forums

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Take your cannibalistic death cult somewhere else

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just stop eating meat all together and you lower your personal emissions even more.

Honestly we should just start with a clean slate. US and Russia should use their nukes to do good. Nuke shitskins, SA, goatfuckers and chinks and be done with it

>farm insects
>feed pigs with insects
>then feed bears with pigs
>????
>profit

Fuck off basedboy, you're giving my country a bad rep

s o y boy

I will not eat maggots for protein like in blade runner, period

corpses emit methane too

So what's the downside of insect eating?

Seems like a possible way for self-sufficiency. Or what is the problem?

How are you triggered by my diet? You want to lower your emissions? Not eating meat at all is the way to go. If you don't care or can't resist meat, that's totally fine. I'm not forcing you to do as I do, but I made my choice.

I'm doing my part by eating all the cows and pigs I can, thank me by sending me good bacon.

I care, just not nearly enough to stop eating meat. They can pry meat from my cold, dead hands