Don't buy the products of your enemies

CRASH THE ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

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I'm torn as a German car fag.

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why?

Well that was easy since Geeks do not make anything

Honestly I don't even see any German products here, aside from their cars, but most of them aren't even German made, usually made in Spain, eastern or arab countries, like all car makers do.
They sell a lot of product under their own brand, that are obviously imported straight from China.
But yeah, they barely produce anything.

That doesn't explain their surplus

the day i seek economic counsel from a greek is the day hell freezes over

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P A Y D E B T S

Yes
Donald is my trustee and bff

Aside from olives and olive oil then,

>The reliability index is calculated according to how often a car needs to be repaired, and how expensive those repairs are.
>Luxury cars may therefore fare worse in the table, as spare parts can be more expensive.
You're an idiot.

And that's why the euro is a bad idea.

Try again

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Olive nigger, you have no friends, be greatful for German kindness and KYS

>palestine biggest importer is israel
what did they mean by this?

You just showed that German cars are among the most expensive to repair, what's your point?

Is that you Bob? British tourist trying to get some ass?

It says most reliable on the header not most expensive. What's so hard to understand?

I just quoted you how "reliable" is determined you moron. No wonder you can't pay your debt if you guys are this retarded.

Pay our debts back first and establish some proper border control instead of letting tons of shitskins through, then we might talk.
We can just snap fingers like Thanos and half of your country is getting sold to chinks, understand it, my deer greek friend? Good.

And by that definition you're performing worse on each category. You aren't really making your case stronger kraut.

No deal kraut.

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thx greekbro, i'll tell my friends and family to avoid items wiith this barcode

Greeks are wiggers

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pay your denbts

Pay debts

>mercedes
>luxury

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It's a retarded way of defining the category so that more expensive cars will be called "less reliable" by default just because they are more expensive. You can't be this dumb, can you?

The International Jews from 1933 called, they said that doesn't work.

Poland was compensated with the clay after ww2 and a serious demand for reparations would legitimize germany to retake this eastern soil as stated in the treaty. Read some history books, abdul

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Are you implying greeks are white

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This it only works when you’re the majority unless the entire EU does it nothing will change

>retake this eastern soil
Sounds like a good idea.

Skoda and VW are not luxury cars

its repair cost and reliability rating, those aren't one in the same

Even if that is true you have no army to retake it with and it will take a decade to raise one whereas Poland is battle ready rn.

About greece: the demands were paid

US/nato: the percentage countries pay is voluntarily. There are no official fees, but merely a bunch of politician that agreed upon it under pressure, quite some time ago.

Skoda is not German and VW is not the only German brand, your retarded article made the claim about German cars over all and even if you take only VW, the cars are still more expensive than other brands from shit countries. Your comprehension of how statistics work is shameful.

>the demands were paid
No

See

>Skoda not German
Ok i guess some of it is still owned by Czechs.
Are you saying that Honda, Toyota and Suzuki are cheap crap made in shit countries?

It takes a total of 5 weeks to completely switch over to military industry according to our officials, but thats not the point. Polands demands are unjust and were meant to shame us over ww2 - its pathetic. They didnt even dare to officially demand it internationally, but had lawyers check the treaties every few months for publicity

Entire nation of Germany BTFOed by a fucking Greek

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But you fucking Europeans have been sucking off of the US military teet for far to long

Mazdas only cast $50 less the Mercedes to fix so that leads me to thinking the Mercedes needs a lot more repairs than a Mercedes, how dumb are you that you cant interpret statistics

>Mercedes needs a lot more repairs than a Mercedes
Mercedes needs a lot more repairs than a Mazda i mean

Germany gay :DDD

They are ok cars I guess, but they are still cheaper because they are less complex and built by ant people. Where are the great Greek cars? How are you even remotely in the position to talk shit?

why do we need greeks anyway? i mean besides gyros and their sea?

Yeah kick us out

Then don't buy it if you can't handle superior technology, Tyrone.

I also don't get this joke with luxury, at best Mercedes is upper middle class, but most models are for midlife crisis middle class normies.
t. middle class normie in his midlife crisis

>but they are still cheaper
umm not really

No, you are right about greece, my bad. The allies cut you out in the treaty and any demands not mentioned are obsolete according to this document

I would be pissed, too, but apparently we suffered enough under the occupation.

>tfw your technology is so superior it’s less reliable and more expensive and more complex

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Like you have any money to buy anything you lazy commie cunt.

t. eubot

Germany should give free reign for turks to invade greece so your flag is now turks.

Maybe Mercedes needs to get their shit together, but people still like our cars so there must be something to them. If I was in charge, they would be even better, believe me.

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Why are you so mad? It was your government that sold you out to the EU, not the German people.

Then the west will have lost another colony to muslims which prove to the rest of the world too that the west is very weakened.

The only reason we allowed you in the eu (even though you didnt make the %) was because of tax benefits for our weapon manufacturers.
Your army is equipped with german weapons, products of the worlds best engineers.

The debts and reparations are laughable compared to what we saved in not paying tax.

>blaming Germany for the EU when all States have equal vote to eachother at the commission

Mitterand wanted the Euro, not Kohl.

Well we kinda both represent our govs in here and collective judgement is the norm.
I don't actually hate the random German user.

true

>I don't even see any German products here

You don't see them because they are hidden everywhere. For instance most of the machinery our own manufactories use is german made.

eh
That has been repeated numerous times.
Even if totally true, doesn't mean that the euro hasn't been turned into a capital transfering tool from the south to the north.

Forgive the burger, he doesn't understand that most of the "German" cars stateside are not made in Germany. For example every Volkswagen in burgerland is made in brazil, mexico, or tennennesee, with the exception of the "4motion" vehicles and the Golf R. With Mercedes the only truly German made ones we get are the S Klasse and the G Wagen (made in österreich, but same to me in terms of quality). I freely admit Jap vehicles are the most reliable period, that being said 95% of them suck to drive. Certain German vehicles are dead nuts reliable. G Wagen, German made GTI, W221 S Class, Porsche 911 (with the exception of the 996 gen), 981 Boxster/Cayman, Macan (anything above the base), e46 BMW, any old German diesel is bulletproof.

I don't represent the Merkel admin in any way, nor do i support it. Never.

Why are you not blaming yourself when you see yourself as an representation of your government? They could have refused the austerity programs and could have ditched the Euro. But no they had to cave to the EU. This is your problem not mine. I have enough on my plate.

I don't hate Greeks either, but I do think you are often incredibly full of yourselves, to be honest. Let's hope I'm wrong and it's just a stereotype.

checked

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That shit doesn't apply to you anyway.

...and like any of these retards think they will make a difference telling their moms not to buy Dr. Oetker pizza or shop at Lidl.