Redneck shootout thread - Legend of the Wild West Edition

Orange Shirt Man was dumb for not heeding 20+ calm, clearly stated warnings to back off.

False flag 100%. Shot gun even sounds fake. The body has no movement.

>screams at the end

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Orange shirt had it coming I am glad Richard Benjamin Harrison and Chumlee shot the bastard dead.

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If you don't think the shirtless hicks were more in the right you're on the wrong board

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>gets called a faggot

proceeds to

>pantomime cumming

slipping in karas box

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In this case, guns helped the US get rid of at least one retard.

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This is was clearly a justified self-defense shooting. The man in the Orange tried to hit the old man with a bat and was clearly violent

>fix your country
How do you fags fix anything?
By your standards, I'm driving around with an arsenal.

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lol I hope this comment is real

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

>everything is a false flag and nothing ever happens

nth for BBC jail rape of justice

Fucking lost so hard. You win.

I hate cucks so much

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>you are welcome to bend my ear any time you want
Is this madman really already trying to woo the widow?

Based ShottyEarl fights for all our rights to dispose of our trash with no bully, and if ye don't recognize, yer a fuggin' faggot that'd let crazy creamniggers run wild terrorizing mailmen. Fuck that shit.

What do you think the actual chances of conviction will be?

Why are burgers so brazen looking in the barrel of a gun?
I'd be deathly afraid if two armed rednecks came down the road to reprimand me for my behaviour

i like how he hides his gut by shoving it down his pants, probably makes him immune to getting socked in the nuts too as an added bonus

Smoooth...

>this man is a coward for not instantly rolling over when a fuckface was threatening him

let me guess, he probably still uses "bootlicker" as an insult too, doesn't he?

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Orange guy was unhinged as fuck. Ornstein and Smough were calm and collected.

>ask me any question at all about Texas legal code pertaining to self defense
Will the father and son get off?

NO its the cheeseburger kid.

You eat shit for breakfast?

There's only steers and queers in Texas, boy
And you don't look like a steer to me

Probably.
They fucked up all the way till FatBat charged at them with the bat.
Though ChubbleBarrel might have a difficult time proving it was necessary for him to fire.
I presume Fatbat was hyped up and took the first few rounds but kept coming until the shottie removed him.

YOU'VE BEEN
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0% , if you could please find me a betting parlor that would take this gable I would dump my life savings on it.

Texas law is insanely lenient when it comes to self defense, we don't even need a person to be in danger you can do self defense of property alone.

my favorite case so far is the one where a hooker stole a dudes $200 and her pimp was driving her away so he mag dumped a AR into the fleeing car.

Also a dude blasted a nigglet in the face for stealing a tip jar

kek, I thought of this too when I heard her scream.

SO 2 rednecks pull guns on unarmed people and you retards think they will "Get away with it" because you don't understand the Stand Your Ground Law.
Jow Forums really is full id retards isn't it

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You are me. One of soul

>my favorite case so far is the one where a hooker stole a dudes $200 and her pimp was driving her away so he mag dumped a AR into the fleeing car.
>Also a dude blasted a nigglet in the face for stealing a tip jar
They got away with murder?

He's 6'9. He's used to having people afraid of him. That's why he acted that way. He just didn't understand that it was not going to be like that this time.

I have actually never met a tall aggressive person. You have to be a real cunt to be aggressive when you are already so tall.

>Ornstein and Smough
Holy fuck can somebody edit them into the frame?

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Self defense can be used to protect other's from bodily harm. In the heat of the moment, he could easily argue that the man was approaching his father with intent to do harm.

>random npc interactions

yeah that's just depressing to look at

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nydailynews.com/news/crime/jilted-john-acquitted-texas-prostitute-death-article-1.1365975
Sorry it was $150 and an AK

I don't feel so bad for the guy now.

omg, imagine fucking that.

Murder implies they broke a law

DA went for a first degree murder charge without the video and said the video backed his charge further. The two instigated and escalated and one shot a man on the ground. Stand your ground is not an appropriate defense for the two. Brandishing is a crime, and they started the fight. You can't use your gun to scare people in public or intimidate. That was assault even pulling it and the death threat makes it first degree because he knew exactly what he was doing in pulling the trigger. Pull trigger ---> dead guy. He was one enormous idiot and now another person is dead. And his son followed suit and shot at an already injured/ dying/ dead man. No idea where orange shirt was shot by the first shirtless man.

Its not like orange man would've stopped after beating up the dad. The son would've been next

>6'9
Holy shit really? No wonder he dwarfs the old man who's 6'0. What a fucking dickhead, as Charls Carroll would say "No black belt survives that kinda lead, no matter how gay or strong you are, or gay"

This. You can literally shoot someone in the back if they are stealing something from you.

Correction, at least 6 rednecks are involved in this situation. Two of them stood around doing nothing to deescalate it, while a third actually went back inside to retrieve a baseball bat for the now deceased man to threaten and assault two men armed with a pistol and a shotgun.

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i cant watch this atm but were they holding him till the cops came? Or telling him to get out of there and he was throwing some tantrum?

Who is paying for her dental plan now?

dude kinda looks like Sam Losco.

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absolutely disgusting

good, emotional yelling man deserved to die. ALso the old man with the handgun sounded like the old man from pawn stars.

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A meeting at the crossroads of redneck st and s-o-y ave.

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Please see
Please remember all this next time theres a Texas court case (after you watch these two get cleared) when you listen to retards that aren't even in this state blabbing on

no joke, the guy was legit crazy and apparently popped pills for it constantly. He wrote himself about sperging out over thinking the mailman delivering his mail was trying to pedo on his kids, and how he'd kick his ass if he didn't deliver the way he preferred to. This was coming, one way or another. Someone was bound to not give in to his horseshit. Naturally the first comer is going to be another slightly more sane Cleetus.

fuck off nigger, no one owes you a fist fight because you're a nut job with nothing to do but lift, start fights, and threaten to kill people when you don't pop your psych meds.

The dead guy should of been where all unhinged assholes should go; in a jail pen, in an insane asylum or already in the ground.

what ya gonna do? shoot me?

Which further defends my statement. The son can easily claim self defense, as well as the father. The man retreated, grabbed a weapon and then advanced on both parties. It's a clear act of self defense. Ignorant people believe real world scenarios should be fair fights, even though a bat can kill someone just as easily as a gun can.

This is the Ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>shoot me
>gets shot

>tongue pierced
Really makes me think

Oh yeah I just noticed

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Did he get shot in the face? the bitch can't work a camera at all

This.

>Naturally the first comer is going to be another slightly more sane Cleetus.
Kekd and chekd

>the Cheeseburger Kid
god i wish that were me

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stupid games
stupid prizes

Get the shotgun, Rick.

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Only niggers antagonize someone with guns ready to use them even if they are white they're niggers. He was literally asking for it. DEMANDING they shoot him. I wouldn't charge them if I was on the jury.

You forget the whole part where the guy in orange becomes aggressive and that's when the firearms were drawn. The son retreats back to the home and retrieves a firearm after the man in orange becomes aggressive. At that point it is not considered brandishing.

>clear act of self defense
nigger please, these two will rot in jail for 1st/2nd degree murder
which is a good thing

>getting in the face of two armed men threatening to kill you
What the fuck was he thinking?

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No one had to fight anything you absolute brainlet

You people don't understand law and sit on here larping like your lawyers for having 0 understanding of basic law jerking off the fact you THINK something will go your way

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>repeatedly threaten to kill both
>get out a baseball bat in front of armed men
>menace with it and get within striking distance
What, they should have waited for him to nail the old guy with the bat before shooting? That guy was very big; the dad could easily have been the one with his brains all over the ground.

Except the fat father kept instigating as well.
So did the son. They weren't simply defending themselves, but looking for trouble. They got it by escalating the situation with their actions.

Unlike mongol territories, Texas has strong self defense laws.

The guy throws his weapon at old man Earp, which prompts shottyboi to give him the business.

You're talking out your ass. The two shirtless guys were in the right, notice how the 2 are completely calm the whole time meanwhile orange shirt faggot is flipping out. Plus you can't even see what the orange shirt guy does that causes them to shoot cause the woman holding the camera doesn't what the orange shirt guy is doing behind it

god bless texas. i hope they both walk

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>The son can easily claim self defense, as well as the father.
top kek
>shooting a dead man
BUTTRAPE

>should of
Confirmed brainlet

The orange guy couldve knocked them down, grabbed the guns and ended them if the rednecks remained passive

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill
21 feet rule counts for bats too my niggas

Oh Spanish doctor, please explain how you can pronounce a person dead in the middle of a confrontation in the matter of 3-4 seconds. The father shot first, presumably the man continued to approach and then the son fired afterwards (you can protect others from deadly harm).

GTA NPC taunt

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Is anything going to come of this?