Be American

>Be American
>Eat at a restaurant and get a heart attack
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Why do they allow this?

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Because we're the cattle, silly goyim

Freedom

The fat people get fat and die young, leaving a healthy and fit nation in their wake. It's all part of the plan.

>The fat people get fat

if you're eating that you deserve it because that's an affront to pizza

Serious question:
Should restaurants like this be allowed?

>get shot by waiter for not tipping
>get shot by EMT for being too fat to lift
>get shot by doctor for not wearing my bulletproof backpack and vest like he told me to last time
>get shot by wife after we run out of money to cover my healthcare
>get shot by police for being homeless
>get shot by angry civilian who decided to shoot up the town square
>finally die with 30% lead content by weight, the point at which most shooting yourself with smaller bullets to adapt your body will help

why shouldn't they be allowed?

Why not?

>eat free if you're over 350 pounds
Sounds like they found a legal way to practice eugenics. We need more places like this all over the US.

Free country, you are free to kill yourself any way you see fit. Even if it’s the tastiest and most pleasurable way

>Buy single bypass
>Eat all but last bite
>Get spanked by qts

which restaurants do you propose should be allowed, comrade?

Done it. Will do it again.

I want to get spanked by the qt midget.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nHWhSTlxA

>heart attack grill
>owner used to be in health
>tried for years to make people healthier
>fails over and over
>jumps to other side
>makes restaurant that should wake people up to their issues
>instead they just eat themselves to death

nice way to get rid of fatties humanly and with their approval.

this is something to where i can't find words.

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>Retarded Chicongo-style pizza
Get that disgusting excrement out of my face.

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no it's like several slices in one and more moist, actually quite good

Fuck you Dan

>actually quite good

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Does this place serve garbage plates?

This man is a hero and is trying to immanentize the fatschaton, a.k.a. the day of the harpoon

This

fuck off shill, I bet your BMI is higher than your IQ

At least I'm not retarded enough to think the sauce goes on top of the cheese.

>be a 'mutt
>period

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dude this burger spot is fucking based

I think that pizza style only exists because some Sicilian came home really hungry and really drunk at the same time.

Absolutely

I could believe it, but most likely it's because people in Chicago are just too retarded to make a pizza right.

holy fuck its the annoying live pd faggot

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The amerifat in full display

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The owner used to own a chain of Jenny Craigs, he knows exactly what he's doing.

Fatter, perhaps. Those with little willpower become overweight more often than not.

heart attack grill. sounds pretty good.

my country would never allow this tho.

>you're too free!!1
>Reee

What's the problem? No one forces you to eat it alone. When I order a pizza I always eat it with my girlfriend. One big pizza has about 2500 calories which is the daily amount of calories for a normal man. If you eat half of it for a dinner you'll still have like 1250 calories left for supper (implying you don't eat breakfasts). It's all about the amount. No thing is unhealthy in small amounts.

>no socialized medicine
>no incentive to be healthy
>"freedumb"

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LOLOL

lmao this fucking duuuude!
>yea my spokesman died at 29 from being fat, thats exactly why I have to keep going!
>3 people had heart attacks here but only 1 died, heres his cremation ashes
>people dying at my restaurant is good for business
>also you get spankings for not eating all your food
>also I hied a midget "nurse"
An honest scumbag is hilarious.

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what the fuck

You forgot the part where they leach off millions off healthy taxpayers before dying and leave a healthy but bankrupt nation in their wake.

sorry you have to eat garbage and bugs and shit all the time.
not.

literally why not
preventing me from having the liberty to literally kill myself with sugar and fat violates the fucking NAP and would necessitate armed uprising
don't fucking tell me what to do you commie fuck

Oh my god.

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It's literally a novelty restaurant created to highlight the dangers of eating unhealthily.

Not only is it not something any normal person is going to eat at more than once a year... maybe even once a lifetime but it's very existence is there to make people think about their eating habits and lifestyle choices.

Fuck yes it should be allowed. Fuck off with your stateist bullshit.

More ass spanking from nurse Lola

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Victor can get a gf but I can't? What the fuck..

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> created to highlight the dangers of eating unhealthily
why arent Heart Attack Crack Dens legal then?

>be American
>do anything
>Europeans will obsess over it

Fuck you Dan Abrams, only going to Greene and Warwick County so no niggers are arrested on camera

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