Jow Forums confession thread

that is FUCKED up

I'm Jewish, and I love pornography.

I smoked crack with a homeless black guy and let him fuck me in the ass in a bathroom (I'm not gay tho)

my wife has a pussy hat and dislikes cops. She also believes BLM's claims about cops killing blacks.

I'll a furry and erp like 5 hours a day.

datamining thread.

I moved several states away to a city 4 months ago and have made no friends yet. I'm now depressed. I don't know how to go about making friends and my motivation has only declined since I got here. My quality of work has been going down, I've stopped going on tinder dates, I've stopped drinking but I've also stopped going out. I don't know what to do. The only thing going right for me is I am slowly starting to lose weigh again, I think this might be because being depressed is suppressing my appetite.

I'm a csis intel officer. I'm here to monitor/collect data on my fellow leafs...

>not gay

user...

I tried going to the Catholic youth group, but I don't actually believe in God. Most of the girls there seemed kind of slutty anyway. I've been thinking about trying some other church, but I always stay upway to late on Saturdays and endup sleeping in until after noon on Sunday.

I am an alcoholic

It's pretty gay if you dind'nt say "no homo" before getting fucked

you are now, you can't unfuck a cock

>sees flag
Did you conviced your wife too?

I think you've got to find some other motivation than just "I don't want to be an alcoholic anymore." I've barely drank in the last two months, mostly because I've not hungout with anyone and I've been trying to diet, so I stop myself from getting any alcohol at the store because of caloric intake. Although, I did switch from liquor to beer first. It's harder to get as fucked up off of beer.

How was Yom Kippur?

i like monster girl hetai

I'm not really observant, but I always get a chill when listening to the Kol Nidre or fapping to double vaginal.

I've been eating my own cum everytime I masturbate since 2014. I don't feel ashamed about anymore and I actually enjoy it. I have a girlfriend and she doesn't know anything about this. Nor would I do it where this another person's cum. I tried stopping but I can't.

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what does cum tastes like?

well shit and i thought my shit was fucked up. rip my dude

I am completely unable to initiate and rarely stay in contact with people after circumstance that brought us into contact changes. I'm sure I have some sort of personality disorder but seeing a psych is ruinous in my career and I have only failed whenever I try to fix things myself.

Like salty milk and coins

I used to actually like Nickelodeon live actions.
The eternal leaf.
The eternal burger.
The eternal macaco, you are a disgusting disgrace to what used to be an empire. Kill yourself.

It's healthiest to fap ever 7 days though? So you're doing good.

mah dude....

Stop judging other anons my fellow white people.

>I tried going to the Catholic youth group, but I don't actually believe in God
Why do so many idiots here think there's anything noble in living a lie? Is it really just because so many white conservative families are Christian and "every little bit helps?"

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Closest thing I can think of is young coconut meat (Not sure if that's how you say it english), the white thing inside a coconut.

God is happier that you are going to discover him naturally rather than forcing yourself into something you don't believe. Just keep an open mind and you will see eventually.

Sure, stop letting niggers in and give back the World Cup.

I used to be a junkie

Nah, he doesn't speak golden retriever

You and the entirety of user. You're in similar company, that's all I can say.

I’m not actually a pirate.

I'm not gay either. I got high once with a friend freshman year of highschool and we sucked each other off in his backyard because we were so horny and I tried to fuck him in his ass and I realized it doesn't work like the movies so my penis just went in between his buttcheeks. The funny part was he's sikh and he has a turban so holding his head and forcing it against my throbbing cock was weird. I was holding his turban. I'm sikh too

You're getting some of the zinc back, but still... I enjoy the scent of mine, but even thar makes me feel weird.

Jealousy is a sin user.

I once scared a slightly mentally retarded person so bad he pissed in his pants.

I still laugh about it today.

Since coming to Jow Forums I feel like I have seen behind the curtain, and I now hate my family for being such jew lovers. I fantasize about just getting in my car and abandoning my wife, parents and sister to start a new life every day. It's only getting worse, too.

33 year old archmage checking in.

Still haven’t felt a boob or been on a date, but feeling motivated to improve. Rate my plan;

Get off all porn sites or triggering sites, including 4chinz, unfortunately, spend extra time in the gym doing cardio because that last 2.5 lbs is more detail to dial in my lower abs, stop taking kratom, get 8 hours of sleep every night, give up energy drinks and substitute out for caffeine/L-thiamine pills, and find a hobby that forces me to be more social.

Between that and fighting the internet porn addiction, I should stop hating myself long enough to get some China walls irl.

Wish me luck.

I have fetish for lesbians with strap-on dildos.

I'm a semi-faggot. Anal sex is literally a pain in the ass though, and gay pride parades block traffic.

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Gospeed user

You poor fucking bastard

i eat at mcdonals a combo meal once every 2 weeks and leave half of fries to a homeless gipo

You're never going to lose your virginity like that bro. My best advice for you would be to save up, and then go "teach english" for a little bit in south east asia. Get it over with, do it often, then come back here and you can start dating.

>186398175

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Try kratom if nothing else works. It did wonders for my focus, motivation and overall quality of life.

This is unforgivable.Stop feeding the gypos and sending them in my country pleasse.

use to fuck a yellow bone (lightly black) girl.. for years regardless of what relationships we were in we would fuck. she was a pin up, rocka billy type chick you see spammed over the catalog here .. she was in love and i feel remorse that i damaged her emotionally for life. we were the best of friends. i was so young, eighth grade till about 22. still think about her at times then my smoking white wife and beautiful white children walk in the room and i realize it was the right decision to distance myself

I think the alt right is doomed to fail because there is hardly a "white identity", due to the fact that Americans and Europeans are just totally differently. I have come to believe that many people in mainland Europe just have a fundamentally different view of what freedom and rights are. Germans, for instance, just seem utterly collectivist and Euros in general always seem to favor mass regulation and top down solutions.

L M A O ! ! !

Something is pulling ever closer to Christianity. I have been an atheist for as long as I can remember but surely that has changed.

I am only the right because I hate people on the left. I find most of their ideas to be good, just not the fucking people.

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dude, that band is for 7th graders

No, I’m through taking it. With my propensity for laziness, I don’t want any downers in my system any longer.

Same. It’s a hard to explain feel

I LARP as a white person

I spend every day wishing that I wasn't a huge waste of space and drowning myself in media so I don't have to think about how much I hate myself

>The newfag

they bring back good price stolen cars tho

I just started taking kratom and its a fucking godsend. I feel like I can accomplish any goal I put my mind too.

There's no hope for you. By all means improve, kick the porn, and put your wizard powers to good use, but you will never find a woman. 40 Year Old Virgin was just a movie. You're like a 33 year old single mom with two mulatto kids.

she was a fantastic artist. everything she drew or painted was themed like the movie dark crystal. her self portraits she would always portray herself white. she new my reasons and wanted nothing more than it to be true.. one of those love stories that would have lasted but just couldn't be

>I'm not gay either

...Anonnnn

I’m seven months sober today. Go to AA. Get a sponsor. Get. A. Fucking. Sponsor.

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Rise against are alright. At least they were before they kicked out their guitarist for not being a complete homo.

ok chris ray gun

I've been sending normies to Jow Forums for the laughs from watching them turn.

Have to confess. Am a regular guy. Dont have any mental problems or social anxiety. Pretty attractive and have no problems with women. Cant relate with a lot of you.

Fucked a black girl once

ive never even seen a jew in real life
i enjoy rap music
i sit in awe at the size of my penis for hours at a time

What makes you say that? user, I’ve had several opportunities thrown at me, the last of which was a 7/10 cross fit chick with long blonde hair and a little hardbody; she straight up asked me to go on a date with her.

There is hope. I just have to get some confidence, believe I’m worthy and quit being so much of an autist.

I hate niggers, but I really fucking hate Jews.

I'm legit not gay. I'm not attracted to guys. It was purely a sexual thing that's the only way to explain it. I wanted to fuck a living breathing thing at that moment. I didn't feel any sexual attraction towards him just his ass and his mouth.

>Nigger

I have a black boyfriend.

Honestly I think every burger at some point puts on another flag and shitposts about mutts

ape?

Good on you, user. 6 months is really what it takes to unfuck your brain, not even the addictive tendencies in the early going.

You’ve done more good for yourself than you can fully appreciate now.

not a sin, fren. we call that recruiting.
>mfw watching 19 yr olds learn the word kike on their own.

Dude, you can lie to yourself but you cannot lie to us. We can smell bullshit.

I honestly support monarchy in its purest form but i'm on your retards side because at least you're not commies.

This was a mistake.

wtf

I'm getting really tired of Jow Forums with the constant filtering of shitposting i have to hide. Blacked, circumcision, everyones a jew, christcucks, stormcucks, pagancucks, Q, tattoos hurting mens feelings, how women are all evil, satan is real, chem trails, flat earth, chimping about movies/games ect ect.

I'm right wing, but i feel embarrassed knowing people who share my political ideologies are fucking retards if this site is any proof of how likeminded people actually think. Mostly everyone seems to be knee-jerk reactionaries and not interested in arguing against liberalism logically anymore.

Sorry you feel that way. I’d stick around to convince you otherwise, but I have to return some video tapes.

Guess again faggot.