HAPPENING: SPIDERS EVOLVING TO TRAP HUMANS!!!
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It's over lads
Not even hordes of brown people terrifies me as much as giant spiders
No big dead the spiders just started to hunt cockroaches instead flys
FIIIIIRE!!!!!
That's who they're trying to catch, fool.
>get spiders to patrol the beaches
>Migrants get turned into spider kebab
I see nothing wrong with this.
I bet you fags all secretly want to fuck spiders.
Just trying to keep the refugees out
Thanks, you made me search.
Oh thank God it's just in Greece.
I was worried we wouldn't be able to nuke the hairy freaks from orbit.
Just niggers having an all Male muslim orgy upon landing in Greece, nothing new...
This is the reason why Greece is in debt
They have been growing super spiders to catch Turks and rapefugees
>nuke the hairy freaks
Who, the spiders or the Greeks?
Yeah, that's gonna have to be a no from me, dog.
They are our only hope to stop the migrants god speed spider bros.
actual footage of somebody fucking sarah silverman
WTF IS THIS A REAL FUCKING THING
Rule 34 nigger
Bitch please
Fucking flame thrower. Molotov cocktails. Napalm. Anything to do with fire would clean it up and be enjoyable to watch the huge web get destroyed but I wonder how huge the spiders are.
tfw to gf to dress up as a crawler and fuck rolling around in dosh while insulting players
Spiders hate refugees more than all of us do. Spiders are true honorary aryans.
Everything is a thing, friend.
holy shit Jow Forums is infested by newfag boomers afterall, sad sad shit
Ya dude it's spider porn you live under a rock. Ppl that are hardcore into this freebase spider eggs before they watch it... Won't be long before God punishes us.
That’s not spider web, it’s it’s chemtrail web
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I won’t get punished
I ain’t no sinner
Is there affirmative action for spiders and spider fuckers as well?
but you guys said spiders were bros
Fucking insect Holocaust. Great time for everyone else, no mosquitoes for miles.
those are long spideys they can't even hurt people you could roll around in that web and you wouldn't get bit by even one spider.
>newfag
>rule 34
U’re a fucking Moran
And the Turks. Not that it would work against roaches.
>he didn't already have it saved as some kind of reaction image he'd probably never use
Never gonna make it
>spiders are doing more to protect Europe than actual Europoors
What happened to civilized society
fuck off, Sarah.
nice try spider
True
Stop...
>mfw there are CIA Niggers in the comment sections of every one of those videos
Classic.
not humans, refugees
Daddy long legs cluster like that? Wtf. Still not worse than stepping on a wolf spider with a back load of babies...and nothing is worse than centipedes...WTF I CANT STOP ITCHING
Newfound(land) Spider looks just like a leaf
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I think I found my new kink
Fuck my life
Is that even technically a spiderr? It’s got like one big blob of a body.
Spiderposter.jpg
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUG
THIS IS NOT OKAY
>When spiders do a better job of enforcing borders
>evolving
They have evolved already user
This
I better be in this fucking screencap btw
get some Australians to deal with that shit
>suns bright today
>better put on my spiderglasses???
Imagine interdimensional spiders. They lay webs in tangential dimensions to yours. When you brush up against a strand the spider moves closer to your reality. Soon it's so close you can just slightly perceive it, but can do nothing about it. One day some strangely colored distortion captures your attention, you look at it befuddled, and in that moment it strikes.
That is what has been freaking me out lately. This sense that I am trapped in an interdimensional spider web.
its been so many years since ive seen it
its still terrifying
Fucking crush that little shit
I've always loved spiders. Rock on!
>so many plebbit faggots getting exited over spiders...
Relax guys, Spiders are bro-tier. They eat shit like roaches and flies. All they ask for in return is some respect. Don't worry about it friendos.
>All these newfags that have never seen this
It's eternally summer on Jow Forums
i would be afraid to get out, or move.
i hate spiders
You couldn’t pay me a gorillion dollarydoos to live down under, m8
Ahh Vince Foster style
>Tfw Jews are actually Spider people
>Tfw the world wide web was a Jewish invention to catch goyim to seize our precious biomass
CAN'T WAKE UP
t. Mosquito
>Yeah, that's gonna have to be a no from me, dog.
>said no Canadian, ever
Thanks for the treats grandma!
lol. the only hanging they are doing is hanging around.
you should lay off the acid
Guys no joke I think this is my new kink and it’s fucking with my brain what do I do
She just wants a ride, she's probably killed a ton of bugs for the owner of that car.
Are they honorary non-spiders? I actually have slight arachnophobia but I don't mind these at all.
I go from being freaked out because there's any other spider in the room, to seeing a tool I need in the garage with these guys crawling all over it and just casually grabbing it and gently shaking them off.
I already have enough transcendental crisies to do my head in, and now interdimensional spiders join the list.
That's not a spider web...
what the hell is a spider going to do with a fat shit skinned Greekoid
Arachnophobic much? We are friendly and do not trap humans at all.
Thanks for the suggestion but is there a way were I am still alive but don’t want to fuck human spider hybrids
What is it then
Just as likely that your a cosmic flower in a greater being's masterpiece trascdent Garden
Just as likely that your a cosmic flower in a greater being's masterpiece transcendent Garden
When did ex congressman start talking like Alex Jones? In due time my friend.
>Jason Chaffetz: The Deep State Is Real And It's Far Worse Than You Can Imagine
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Bump
non of us are alive.