>be british
>die from cheese
Be british
Christopher Foster
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Jayden Martin
>"""british"""
Nathaniel Cooper
You think that's an actual Brit and not some mongoloid offspring from a 3rd world immigrant?
Kys amerifat
Jaxson Lee
What would the founding fathers think of modern brits?
Lucas Cox
>poo
so he died jheezed in his pants
Cameron Cruz
Benjamin Reyes
>tfw you just purchased your cheese loicense.
Lincoln Perez
His classmate was Russian
Grayson Perez
this is the face of a typical british kid. Neo-colonisation is working brothers. Brown power!
Alexander Young
>cheese down his shirt
lolwut
That's some serious allergy to kill this nibba.
Daniel Lopez
They'd probably think their land was ripe for the taking and gear up for war.
Landon Hughes
Workshop that one, Carlos.
Aiden Young
Ban assault cheese from our classrooms
Jaxson Walker
>the weak should fear the strong
Matthew Davis
WTF I have a lethal peanut allergy and I don't even have that bad of a reaction from skin contact. I might get hives and a rash, but not anaphylaxis, I'd have to consume it for that to happen.
Julian Lee
But I like gorgonzola and class III+ weapons. :]
Connor Rogers
50 years ago, 90+% of all the genes in England had been there for thousands of years. What do you suppose the percentage is now, Muhammad?
Carter Price
>"Asian"
>Allergic to dairy
Christian Moore
I don’t know what that thing is but it isn’t British
Juan Reyes
That's just sad. Die from cheese.
Adam Baker
Asiatic fragility.
Death by moo-moo.
Luke Jenkins
>Swedes
>tawny
Jesus Christ, the founding fathers were worse than Jow Forums in setting the boundaries for whose white.
Jeremiah Smith
nut boy story comes to mind. kek.
Ian Gonzalez
What stage of denial is this?
Tyler Hughes
ALLHA SNACKBAR !
Leo Martin
lol and it was glorious
Nicholas Sanchez
And that's a good thing.
Luke Cruz
>Wear Cheese on Head
>Win Football games
Wisconsin master race reporting
Gavin Wilson
Yes he is.
Chase Roberts
Obvious fake quote is obvious, yet newfag redditors still fall for it.
Gabriel Nguyen
John Hernandez
That is some serious case of lactose intolerance.
Camden Lee
his death was psychosomatic.
he convinced himself that he was going to die, so much so that his brain made it happen.
Leo Adams
It's a legit quote though, why are you so offended? Are you a mutt or something, friendo?
Blake Cruz
Nicholas Long
>he doesn't know
Kevin Martinez
Natural selection, stop blaming the poor kid, who was probably playing a prank. Sooner or later, weak genes would have been filtered off any way. Its a natural process, we don't have to bay for the blood of the poor kid. He was not aware that something as inane as cheese could kill a weak child. At the end, some people aren't meant to survive. Death is part of nature, I don't know why we think that everyone should be protected. It's an inevitable outcome.
Noah Long
youtube.com
God I'm going to hell for posting this
Lucas Kelly
the weak should fear the strong
Jace Myers
Here's a link to the work with the quote in case you're still in denial. columbia.edu
There's nothing wrong with acknowledging our superiority, m8.
Levi Walker
if every human bean on the planet, at the age of 18, were forced to spend two weeks in the desert with nothing but whole fat milk to drink and no food, we'd have solved most of the world's problems.
Oliver Morris
should've bought a cheese loicens
Benjamin Scott
How could you be so thoughtless, so cruel? I am literally shaking right now, I'm so deeply shook. :'(
Gabriel Ortiz
>50 years ago, 90+% of all the genes in England had been there for thousands of years.
Do you think about what you type of just type out any old shite?
Easton Wood
Not really that funny bro honestly. My sister used to be super allergic to cheese, touching it would give her a rash some people are just really allergic to some things it has nothing to do with his nationality and I am appalled by your poor humour. A kid died.
Hunter Gonzalez
It's hilarious, fuck your fee-fees.
Luis Miller
>Oi bin that cheddar
>its awefully sharp
Charles Hall
THE WORLD WAS BETTER WHEN WHITES WERE RACIST AGAINST WHITES
AND IM A FUCKING PATTY CANUCK WITH IBERIAN FACIAL STRUCTURE
Zachary Watson
fake why would you die from cheese in your shirt I cant belive there are fags this weak
Lincoln Barnes
I always thought it was paddie. Have I been getting my slurs wrong? This is embarrassing.
Josiah Thomas
Wtf is a patty?
Robert Clark
Its probably funnier in Japanese
Andrew Mitchell
>quintessential
James Taylor
Sugoi! desu~ ^,_,^
Carter Mitchell
People with allergies shouldn't be allowed to pass down their genes
John Kelly
>die from cheese
Cheddar Man has had about enough of your shit, lad
Leo Rivera
Hmm, this argument sounds familiar
James Lee
F
Liam Gonzalez
Im not trying to be insensitive, even though is he were less sensitive he'd still be alive...
but really, if your kid is that allergic to something as basic and ever-present as CHEESE, should you really be sending him to a normal-kid school?
>inb4 "it shouldnt be hard to go through 12 years of public education without making contact with cheese"
Yeah, it really kinda is.
Justin Wright
Misspelling of Paddy.
Jose Garcia
At that point it's probably for the best, get rid of that before it enters the gene pool and spread it's cheese weakness to the rest of its descendants.
Nathan Jackson
cheese touch
Asher Sanchez
Worst Carlos meme attempt ever.
Grayson Rodriguez
Your next islamanigger
Chase Reyes
Slightly underrated
Colton Reed
>inb4 a fatwa is issued against American cheese
Asher Morales
this if you die from something like cheese you deserved to die from the beginning
Adam Bennett
it's true, the average swede does not have white skin.
Cooper Adams
>Not even stabbed with cheese-cutter
Brits are weak af
Ethan Campbell
Cheese is made from milk, a well-known white supremacist symbol according to the SPLC.
Apologize, you Nazis.
Matthew Morgan
Nah, I'm good.
Jordan Evans
Underrated lol
Ryder Howard
Meanwhile in the us ...
Christopher Turner
Did the classmate know that cheese would kill the boy or was he just fucking lucky.
Austin Torres
This actually reminds me of how I read somewhere that when the Norse settled Greenland, they traded milk for seal leather boots and shit with the natives. They all got sick from being lactose intolerant, which the Norse were ignorant of, and thought they tried to kill them by poisoning and genocided the settlers.
James Ortiz
It's as good an excuse as any for cleansing the stock.
Nolan Watson
/thread
Leo Flores
Kek I missed that
Ian Howard
BAN ASSAULT CHEEESE NOUUUUW !!! BLOMPPFF THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!1!!
Grayson White
Yeah but that's what Britain is now though.
Elijah Davis
Honestly just a sad story and not really political
Cameron Lewis
>be British
>British
Henry Morales
Multimillion pound 'cyber force to be launched in Britain'.
they'll be gone in a few months from here.
Liam Mitchell
Cheese is never apolitical, now give yourself 20 lashes in recompense for your sins.
Parker Barnes
talk about irony
Robert Martin
>be british
>be some shitskin living in the UK
pick one
Grayson Hughes
Ban assault cheese!
Levi Anderson
hon hon hon
Isaac Myers
I don't know why but I always crack up when French posters do the "Hon hon hon" meme
Noah Morgan
Cringe
Grayson Morris
most hilarious death ever
Daniel Robinson
This is bait
Daniel Brown
if you die from cheese you were never intended to live
don't inbreed, pako friends
Liam Barnes
hahahahaha
Christian Morales
If that little sand nigger is British then I'm Queen Elizabeth posting in Jow Forums herself
Jason Cox
You say that like its a bad thing.
Wyatt Collins
You still need other nutrients, leaf. Include some banana-bag saline setup.
Jayden Torres
Article says the kid was "severely allergic to wheat, gluten, all dairy products, and eggs."
Fuck dude, if your kid's gonna up and die at the barest skin contact with any of those things, he's not gonna make it. Shoulda just had the poor thing euthanized when this biological failing was discovered.
Oliver Robinson
>British
>Mudslime
Noah Phillips
yeah i think this is probably what happened. the allergy probably just stressed him out and he finished the job by panicking because his mom taught him to "read all about his condition"