Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis and Bed Skills

>It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f–ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.
Kek, apparently Trump is bad at pleasuring women and has a mushroom shaped penis.
>[It’s] smaller than average, [but] not freakishly small.
D-daddy?

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The horse
it's dead, Jim
stop beating it

I don't understand why anyone would think Trump cares what her opinion is. She's just a whore that gets him off. He isn't trying to make her cum or please her, just have his fun. She has no value to his life, he doesn't care her opinion of him.

>Yeti pubes.

I just spat out my Monster. KEK.

Stay classy America.

Never forget; you are the exceptional nation.

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That's nothing, you should hear how Trump describes Putin's penis

Take another sssip, then, bud

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Why should Trump be ashamed of the dick he was born with when she's the one that willingly fucked it? Isn't she the disgusting one in this scenario?

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Dude, wtf would you expect from a paid hooker.
She was paid to fuck on camera and in hotel rooms, now she's the so-called Monica Lewinski 2.0 propped up by the Dems.

I wonder if they think shit like this will win them new voters or they see it for the pathetic circlejerk it is.
Do they think there are people out there going "I was on the fence until I heard about the shape of his dick. Now I definitely want him out of the WH"?
If anything people will vote for him because they're sick of the petty shit from the Left. Many did in 2016.

This is politics in 2018. What a timeline, lads.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>I got annoyed that I get fucked by guys like this for money

It's like she doesn't even realize how stupid she is.

Stormy Daniels was probably like a dead fish, her tits are fake, her vagina probably looked like roast beef and I bet you can fit an entire can of coke in there. She’s a worn out whore, who fucked on camera for a living. Who cares if Trump’s penis is small? He’s old.

>I have a big vagina
>the confession

Still fucked tho.

O B S E S S E D

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NO RESPONSE BUT BLOOD LUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what Barron's penis looks like. I bet its super veiny, rock hard, with a proud purple helmet. God....

Think about that.

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Guess you couldn't expect any professionalism from a thot. Figures

I THINK IT'S TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'LL TEAR YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT OF YOUR THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIGHT ME!!!


COME FIGHT ME!@!!@

Still He fucked HER not the other way aroud.

Stormy 0
Trump 100

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you too stupid to see that she's fucking him now?

WRAAAAGHHGHH!!!

I WANT THE FRESH BLOOD OF YOUR ANUS TO POUR IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!

Nobody cares fag

Take your autism pill and relax dude.

SWUCK MY MUTILATED COCK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what?

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>this guy is so gross
>it made it really hard for me to take his money in exchange for sex
This is why she's a pro, they play through the pain. A real inspiration for young ladies to look up to.

>Are you too stupid to see that she's fucking him now?
Nobody cares about this kike prostitute that get filmed whilst getting fucked for money

NO ONE!

How is some whore in her 40s going to know some Mario Kart reference?

>DONT YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT A ALMOST 80 YEAR OLD PENIS

I really, really wish you faggots would fuck off.

DONT CUT YOUR KIDS OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS:

Who gets fucked by Trump? Massive L

Western civilization is done for mate.

Why isn't this story getting more traction? Trump paid her to provide these sort of distractions to the press. The press should really be covering this and not the fake charges against Kavanaugh.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TOOK MY PILLS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>nooo d-daddy doesn't have small p-penis
Lmao

I TOOK MY PILLS DADDY WHERE ARE YOU DADDY?!

Meanwhile

Don't body shame whamen reeeeeeee

COME SUCK MY FUCKING COCK DADDY!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM HARD RIGHT NOW DADDY WHERE ARE YOU?!

Just don’t spit out my monster.

COME ONE DADDY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALM ME DOWN COCK SNIFFER FIX ME!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!\


DO YOUR JOB
~!~3'NBLF

ill kill your whole team for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>38410▶
FIGHT ME

ILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN SEE ME KICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do you idiots believe everything some emotional woman says? It’s pretty absurd. There is no truth to what she says, shock value book to sell copies to idiots.

obvious jew is obvious

Yeah that's great and all but who the fuck cares?

ILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

FIGHT ME

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I;LL KILL YOU TOO

She’s disgusting with her clothes off. Like almost naked Sarah Silverman level grossness

Kek

>[It’s] smaller than average, [but] not freakishly small.
Keep in mind she's a porn star. To her anything under 10 inches is "smaller than average" while 6 inches or under would likely qualify as "freakishly small". I figure Trump's got a respectable 8 incher.

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Some Share blue intern got asked what's popular with the young people today and their answer was "Mario Kart"

it's a jew having a neurotic meltdown.

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Yeah I'm sure a PORNSTAR has a really firm grasp on what the average penis size is.

yeah this like a vending machine complaining about a crumpled five dollar note.

MarioKart came out in 1992. Stormy would've been 15.

BIG FUCKING TOUGH GUY HERE

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lol smol hands :DDD
lol smol benis :DDD
lol bad fugg :DDD
Jesus Christ

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>ROgXU0K6
>25 posts by this ID
you did know there's IDs on here, right?

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U ok stop bumping this thread

>I lay there, annoyed that blah blah blah

And yet, she laid there. Sounds like sour grapes after she realized she wasn't going to be the next Trumppenfrau.

WWWWWWWRAQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU, DID YOU KNOW THAT?1

Funny shit, but she should be the only one with shame. What a pathetic whore

STOP ME

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Doesn't this woman get sodomized, pissed on and ejaculated on random men for a living ?

Some National Socialists were jewish.

ARE YOU DISRESPECTING HER CAREER CHOICES?

SEND THE FBI IDGAF!@!!!!!!111

>YUUUUGE mushroom head
>least impressive sex
Something's not really adding up here blue jew.

How does your dog describe your penis?

Body acceptance except when it's a pemis of a guy we hate.

CHOCOHOLIC

>do all sorts of incredibly degrading things on camera
>shove things up your shit pipe for money
>brag about being bought by old men for sex
>break your agreement with client because attention
>go on the electric jew circuit, talking at detail about having sex with an old man for mpney

Are the concepts of honour and shame completely lost on roasties?

FIGHT ME FAGGOT!

everyone's penis looks like a mushroom

we'll own this as we owned the chicken
The left can't meme

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DONT EVER COME BACK HERE OR i WILL END YOU.