What is life like in the Balkans?

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Sitting around drinking milk and vodka all day since there isn't much else to do

Went to Bulgaria in June, had an alright time, but I imagine living there is shit.
>The economy is shit
>The roads are shit
>The houses are shit
>in political turmoil
>most of it is farmers fields
Nice place to visit, bad place to live

Rotting as well everything around you is, pol irl in front of grocery stores, nostalgia... I can go on if you will

But are they redpilled?

Sorry, my first time on Jow Forums after hesitation, but I'm not a normie, what is "redpilled"

>Hungary is apart of the balkans
Kek

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stroking your dick. distill homemade brandy. stroking your dick little bit more. eventually fuck some goats and go at the local pub when you start complain about everything after.

No, they're just a different kind of degenerate.

It's not as bad as it seems, it really isn't

Totally redpilled. Communism hit them hard, but we all came to hate it. Everyone is very proudly racist, and people marry people based on region (northern albanians rarely marry southerns, if they do theyre cucked and looked down upon). Modern life and metropolitan living is seen as sign of degeneracy , the lowest of scum. But this is changing fast. Many couples are refusing to get married, many women are cheating their husbands and their husbands doing the same. Western jewish degeneracy is hitting hard, making lgbt viewed as normal. People are totally brainwashed by communism.
There are plenty of criminals ( not in the murdering sense, but in mentality). Noone has trouble beating, bullying or blackmailing someone else. If youre not offensive or asslicker, you wont get far. Median wage is 300 dollars.
Sucks . There is no chance of Albania being saved anymore.

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You're so right, it's painful to admit it.

shit

Tirana doesn't look that bad, ngl. Is the entirety of the city looking like that, or are there slums? What about prices? How are they relative to the median wage?

Lurk more faggot

Red pill is when you are hit with facts that change your point of view.
Blue pill is when you are dreamer and dont accept the facts but only your dream.

Eg: blue pill: we are helping the world by taking in refugees
Red pill: refugees are just economical asylum seeker who are mostly men of war age. They commit many crimes so we wont take them in

screw you ariana grande, god isn't a woman, he's a...

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DELET THIS

Cringe and bluepilled

Its nice actually, and its a very safe place. There are no slums, even the gypsy neighborhood is just government built houses.
The prices are more or less the same as everywhere for everything material, and tax got higher with the socialist party. But food is cheap ! Medical care is free for citizens, but pretty shitty. Most medicine and everything imported is on the verge of expiry. Pic related is mold growing on multivitamin pills. If you can see the white dots.
Apartments are very expensive for their worth and the prices go up and down depending on how the drug lords had their annual profits. When some people have no place to live (renting), drug dealer lords have 10 houses and lamborghinis.

I work in gambling and i get around 4000 euro turnover per month, so i have it very well. But im thinking of moving soon. Almost everyone does a side job, and there are many low class citizen who do drug dealing for some 500 euro a month.

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Do the drug dealers work hand in hand with the authorities, or is there a crime war of sorts going on?

>Its nice actually, and its a very safe place
>there are many low class citizen who do drug dealing for some 500 euro a month.
Hahaha classic albanians
At least you are still in your country :)

nigger

It's life.
There is little degeneracy outside of big cities because there's no one to propagate it.

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Lurk more faggot. (Which means read and don’t post until you can admit the holocaust is a hoax, diversity is a weakness and equality is a false god and race mixing is a crime against Nature and Nature’s God.)

The authorities have most of the drug parcels.
Primeminister has the spain-italy cocaine trade route, president has the switzerland-germany-france route. Ministers and mayors have parcels and areas. If someone who isnt affiliated with government pigs starts doing well in drug business, the government is quick to "Accidentally died". Most deputies in the parliament have been affiliated with drugs and prostitution back in the 2000s . American govmt has urged us to do a reform in law, that doesnt allow anyone with criminal precedents (anywhere in the world) to become a deputy. 2 years and there is still debate over the reform as no crimjnal/deputy is agreeing to it.

Fucking terrible
Just like what they show in the movies

DONT COME

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Haven't Albanian citizens done anything to take down this government though?

best place in Europe and you can only come as tourists.

Living in greece is pretty good
Not as rich as western europe but its fine if you dont work at Mcdonalds
Only other balkan country ive been to was romania which is also fine.Im used to dealing with gypsies anyway and the women are pretty and cheap

>Cheap

Don't you dare exploit our girls you faggot

Shit

Drugdealer dont do nothing to you you sicko. Theyre just poor fags who have no other means of life....a system failure what i call them.. but theyre harmless

The ones that he caught will end up as caretakers in Italy or prostitutes in Lelgium so it's k

your a fokin MExico m80

Albanians are useless citizens brainwashed by communism. We have accepted the crime and we know its a quick way to get rich, so we're just like " whatever as long as they dont start a civil war, were fine". Most are just torn down by communism, and tired and just do their daily jobs and live in peace hoping to one day immigrate somewhere nice.

Most protests are paid by opposing parties, and opposing parties are paid by some businessman of interest in that protest. They will literally give you 5 euros to attend protests.

Like i said the worst thing about the economy are the drug lords who pay everything in euros and in cash. They wanna buy a house? Here is 70'000€ cash. Market prices go up. The poor gets poorer and rich gets richer scenario.

Hey Albanian are you gonna help us when Greece becomes fascist to clean the trash communism left behind inside your country? Also remove the influence of Turkey

Well, all I hope is that one day Albania -a d the rest of the balkans- will become functional to compensate for the failure of Western Europe to sustain Europe and itself

Why are greek women so ugly? They all have moustaches and that ugly horseface

>when Greece becomes fascist
how likely is this?

Also because I have the pleasant surprise to have an Albanian that thinks is Albania really muslim or are they just larping?

Depends on the city you live, it is more or less the same but now everything is centered around the capital and there is a lot more work places to find there; If you are in any other city 80% of the average to high paid job u can find is IT-related; customer service or a waiter. Because it is a post-communist country that didn't change much for the last 30 years the salary on a state jobs like doctors, teachers(even university lectors) or positions in the municipality has often been close to the minimal salary for the country, yet there have been some improvements in regards to that in the recent years. Still often you can observe some jobs in the private sectors as waiters or cooks getting paid higher than doctors etc. Also not a good place to be a journalist, because it is a country very low-ranked in terms of free speech.

Well give it 5 years

Albanians will hate me when i say this but its mostly greek businessman coming here trying to regulate the wages. Italian and german companies pay cents on the dollar. The knly decent wages come from greek companies.

eh. it's a possibility I do not cross out, unlike Jow Forums's other wet dreams, but it's unlikely nonetheless. Golden Dawn is really autistic but it could do the job I guess.

Yeah unfortunately we dont have your gifted looks

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>Also because I have the pleasant surprise to have an Albanian that thinks is Albania really muslim or are they just larping?

Just larping. Most albanians became muslims to escape the taxes. Very few cucks got married to turks. Albanian will do anything for money. (Hint: prostitution. They sold their sisters to italians for cents).
I have a scary prostitution story if you wanna listen

Well you do know the companies that come from Italy and Germany are not exactly German and Italian they are more how can I say it jewed. And this hate games Albanians have against us must stop I have nothing against you, the only thing that bothered me is that after communism in your country failed like always most migrated to Greece and Italy that's what I don't like instead of sitting in their country to fix it they left.

Well It would be interesting the situation here is no better the center of Athens is getting worse by the day. So I would like to know what happened there.

>Hungary
>Balkans

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My step mother is Albanian. Herself and all of her sisters married rich Turks.

Tell us more faggot

You're turkier than us and we've been part of their empire.

I never understood why we hate Greece. I understand Serbian hate, but never the greek one. My great granpa wrote a book about the greek albanian war before 1944, never bothered to read it.
Albanians are fucking asslickers. They will go after anyone who has money, and forget who has helped them. Greece helped so many immigrants, and so has Italy.
Fun story when Albanians first arrived in Italy, italians opened the doors to them. They lived for about 3 months, and then just left stealing every electronic in their houses.

Its still communism here, noone does any real job, everyone still spies on each other. God forbid you like America, the socialist boss will hear and fire you!

Hell on earth. I'm avoiding bullets as I write this. Gonna die any second

>be a turkish islamic colony for 500 years
>later become a soviet puppet state for another 50 years

Naturally people will become redpilled under these circumstances

Damn I didn't know you still had the fear mongering aspect of communism. Fuck very well we will free you and kill the useless. I don't think most people will mind after a few years if most Albanians are so easily pulled by propaganda then we can use it for good for once.

because Albania is to a large extent muslim which isn't very popular in the balkans. also we're allies with Serbia which you hate, and I'd be lying if I said I would support you against them should such a war happen. I have nothing against you though. we're brothers, and it's sad that there's been a made up conflict for so long between us. if we're ever at war it'll be because of alliances to me, not any genuine hate.

>Croatia youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_WLYubVlk

>Serbia youtube.com/watch?v=UuRqGkwZYi8

>Bulgaria youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

>Romania youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko&feature=youtu.be

>Hungary youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

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I'm shooting Dimitri, sorry for that. I was aiming for Vojislav over there, heard him shouting: "Croats are Catholic Serbs".

Really sorry for that.

Greece
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Prostitution story told by a friend. This happened to her fathers sister.
We are in Fier, prostitution capital of Albania, 1998. The country has just become a landfill after the '97 civil war, everyone is poor cause the President told the citizens to invest all they have in a pyramidal scheme.
Young girl decides to get a boyfriend. But the guy is half gypsy... she is 18, very beautiful, and very sexy. He has a motorcycle. One day she tells her parents she is pregnant and wants to keep the baby. Her parents accept her on one condition: she is to never see that guy again if he comes back ( the guy had left for Italy and most likely wont come back, but the parents had sniffed something).
Girl is now 19 and 6 months pregnant, the guy comes back and tells her to ckme to Italy cause he prepared all her paperwork, fake passport and everything. She has an interview in Rome at the theater. Girl says ciao to family. To never be seen again.

Fast forward 2005.
Young girls uncle goes to Rome, he immigrated there. He is single without children. One day decides to go to pick up prostitutes. Its 4 am at the motel room. He bangs with this sexy prostitute. At one point they start speaking and she says she is Albanian. She was sounding very familiar to him. Turns the lights on, sees his niece .
Comes to Albania, tells the story to the family, and then hangs himself.

>and then hangs himself.
Fuck that went from shit to hey that's fucking retarded. WHY THE FUCK DID YOUR UNCLE do that. I mean went with prostitutes. Pretty good story but sad on every level.

The new trend has become to marry rich turks. I dont blame these women, the albanian man treat their women like doorstep. The turks adore them.
In Albanian Kanuns (old laws), the newly wed wife is the doorstep of the family. Even the family dog is treated above her.

Also now I understand how miserable it must be there so people are trying to find a victim to blame. I guess Greeks are there to do it. As I said and as I said to the Greek (larping Turks) muslims in anatolia I can only hope one day you will be free.

I wish we had yearly balkan wars like we did in the past.

Her uncle..her moms brother.. can you imagine she looks just like his sister and he just banged her.. he couldnt live with the guilt. And as per the prostitute, she contacted the family in 2008, has two kids and lives in Greece.
I have a female distant cousin (you must know how close we keep the tribal ties in albania) , who used to drug deal cocaine from rome to spain. Was probably a prostitute too, but nobody knows. All we know is before she got caught , she was fucking loaded. Her kids were wearing latest versace and her husband driving mercedes ml in 2005. Then in 2007 she got caught ( she disappeared cause she decided the solitary confinement and told the police she would tell all the ties with the names as long as they let her go in the end). Did 7 years and in 2014 she comes back, her parents have died, her husband had accident and is blind in one eye.. everyone thought the mafia killed her for all this time..

>anything above balkan mountains
>being in "balkans
yeah,no

ku keshtu?

Im pretty sure you will solidarize with me more when i say im female.
Its so hard to find a real man who can own up to a woman and not just act as a retarded alpha.

Last october, i was reading in a park and this blonde guy comes to me and asks if i can help him (he was from belgium). He said if i know a certain girl from the law school. Coincidentally im also at law school, so i said yeah i can help him. He had a package to give her, but she blocked her from everywhere. He says i love her i wanna save her. Save her from what?
Apparently, this bitch is a prostitute and they met at the district. Her seances were 500 euros and he kept her for one week, wasting lots of money. They travelled, and had fun. (Fucking cuck i know) . He fell in love with her, but she cant fall in love with him.
Anyway i agreed to go and meet her, found her thru facebook. Asked to meet at the school for the delivery.
Here is the package
-Do you know whats in there?
- I hope its not a bomb but this guy who met you in bruxelles brought it for you.
- which guy?
- I dont know , you know many people from there?
( she was pale yellow, scared)
- its from Jonathan.
(She laughed hysterically then relieved).
I went away and didnt say goodbye, ever since that moment i fucking hope prostitutes burn in hell cause they decide to prostitute themselves, noone forces them.

lol pse do ta dish

Balkan simplified

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>albania

>orks

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I am Albanian and I like Greeks and Greek history. The real problem is that you side with Serbs over us. Even though we are genetically closer to you and historically too. A big issue is just politics and that Greeks have tried to hellenize the Albanians of Greece. We've played a big role in the shaping of Greece today. So we shouldn't be at each others throats.

A je grek ti, apo cfare eshte problemi yt?

>first post on pol
>gets called a faggot
Just like the simulations
Will do more lurking before posting

How did we shape Greek history please elaborate. And stop the memeflag

Don't worry, brother, our people will soon unite.

We are not Muslim. No one gives a shit. You have no fuuuuuucking idea how little people give a shit.

Problemi im eshte qe adresa eshte private. Pamja eshte nga jug perendimi tiranes.

Untrue cuck

me fal nuk e lexova krejt

a lot of arvanitas were helped fight for greek independence

nuk ta kerkova adresen e shpis

>Im pretty sure you will solidarize with me more when i say im female.
Show tiddies, sweetie.

can some albanian explain to me their current kosovo autism, our president is effectively suggesting you that you get even more land if you give us the north only, i am genuinly interested in why you'd turn that down and even so easily

I cant, im wearing heavy xhamadan. Not so easy to open

Okay, how about feet then?

Its an issue of pride desu also the mine there

Shush, Ahmed.

Hows the Golden Dawn doing , heard its the third strongest party

but you're even being offered more land, our cucks are essentially giving up on even holy sites, it would essentially give you an ethnostate. don't get me wrong, i am far from suggesting you accept it tho.

My plan is to take over mokeydonia and give one half to the albos and the other to bulgaria
Only thing i want as compensation is albanians to leave my country
We can be greatest allies then

I would take that in a heart beat if we got administrative zones in the north for the chams. It would still be under greek rule just that they would have albanian (and greek) as the official languages.

Then next stop, Constantinople.

Man Balkans keep expanding each day it seems.

dreamy

Fuck it man its just a corporates war now. We have to come together against the jewish cucks and show them that we arent self induced arrogant drunks.

>and people marry people based on region (northern albanians rarely marry southerns, if they do theyre cucked and looked down upon)
what the fuck

Cant husband will beat the shit out me then. Stop degeneratkng yourself user, youre not brainwashed americuck. You have respect for women.

>says the Ottoman-Gypsy mongrel from Wallachia.

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