Oh my fucking god

Oh my fucking god

This piece of shit is going to win

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No. He's not.

Nope

lol nope

He got absolutely demolished tonight

just want anyone that triggers Jow Forums to win for the same reason you guys wanted donald to win, to see people get angry / upset / butthurt.

>he thought El Rato had a chance

Cruz won the debate, hope he swayed some voters

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always type "sage" into the options field whenever replying to shill/slide/containment threads so it does not bump them

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Tell it to the standing ovation he got from the entire crowd.

This hubris is what got Donald elected. Don't make the same mistake they did. Wake the fuck up.

His debate was really fucking bad.

he talked about wanting to bad fucking AR-15's.
he talked about wanting socialism and massive tax increases.

Fucking ridiculous.
He just sunk his fucking campaign.
These assclowns never get it. Gun banning is suicide in politics.

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beto looked the fool up there.
ted didnt even have to try to win that

guys my apartment mates keep the place too cold for my lanklet dad bod.
6' and 140 tb.h
what do? how do i assert dominance? dont tell me to lift ill do that when my package of sprite comes in

>beto
what a meme

Texas finally turning blue fuck yeah will take away all your guns faggots

Not a chance, beta.

He;s running against the Zodiak killer, who wouldn't win?

Beto looks and talks like a california politician. If you texans elect him, you are done on this board.

>We're getting fucked, Quick stand and clap.

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>Tell it to the standing ovation he got from the entire crowd.

For saying what?
Remember all of Clinton's rallies? Remember when she won?

>apartment mates
>6' and 140
>sprite
Check out this fucking fag.

>he talked about wanting to bad fucking AR-15's.

There have been four major shootings this week and they're pretty much ignored because they used handguns.

No fucking way, jose.

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no bully faglord
real SHIT

>Package of Sprite

that shit will make you fatter user lay off the carbonated drinks like Monsters drink coffee or Hard Alcohol

>This piece of shit is going to win
[x] DOUBT

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He has the face of a faggot.

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I saw only 10 minutes of the debate but I'm 100% sure Cruz is going to win. That other guy is obviously incompetent.

Did either of you honestly forget 2016? How the guy nobody thought could be elected won, by himself? Without corporate money? Against the establishment golden child?

leftists always fucking invade these events buddy, they fill the stands entirely with democrats who hoot and holler every time the democrat says anything.

go look at some of the "town hall" things some Republicans have done and they literally bus people in who scream at them and shit. its weird as fuck

He doesn't even sound Texan. What are you left bag motherfuckers smoking?

He was attacking Trump at the debate. Holy shit. My sides.

He's gonna lose by at least 20-30 points.

looking forward to voting against him

Looks a bit Strayan who is he?

It's going to be Wendy Davis all over again.

white man larping as a mexican

Senate election is different from Presidential election, this time popular vote is a bigger factor this time.

It would impressive if he did, cruz makes him look like a joke, especially during the debate,

The Texas Counties, Beto. Hand them over.
>seriously, Cruz destroyed him in that debate

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We have a beto on Jow Forums /brit/ He posts candles on fairy cakes. He's our current mascot.
That's all he does.

What a time to be alive.

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hillary "won" all the debates too shill

Cruz probably will win based on my small amount of knowledge of Texas politics but Beto came off looker better in the debate tbqh

Ted has the authority of the GE. Would be a depleted uranium Cruise Missile cept Hillary sold all that shit to Russia then blamed republicans wew!

beat a beaner with a texan accent? nah.

>beaner with a texan accent
Have some fucking respect you uncultured swine.

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it was one of the worst debate performances ever
get a pen and paper and mark down how many questions he answered without talking about non-whites
your pen might not need to have any ink in it and im serious

forget his nervous delivery and lack of composure. just get that pen and paper

>GE
That's God Emperor.
What's horrible is how you lads treat him.
He's done fuck all wrong.
We have a May. One of the no skin in the game leaders of Europe. Merkle possibly heard of that. Irish gay, some French lad banged his mothers friend.
It's grim

Who?

There is one howeveryoutube.com/watch?v=sWfpFN4tp4s

good thing Texans are everything Britcucks aren't, so it means Cruz came out looking better

whoops
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is that the woman who ran an attack ad against Abbott for being a cripple?

so happy for Poland
Politicians care about their voters

Yes. She's was also sucked off by the media 24/7 like Beto.

None of you are taking this shit seriously

THIS FAGGOT WILL WIN IF YOU DON'T GET OUT AND VOTE

The MSM doesn't like him. Celebrities do

>He actually thinks Robert will win.

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> some beta asshole named Beto
Yeah cool story fag. Not happening.

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>twice as many people voted in the republican primaries for just cruz than all the democrats combine
and hillary was going to win 99% for votes too

He's not actually named Beto. He's LARPing as a spic even though he's actually Irish

im in texas. he will not win. he symbolizes commie gun hating faggot niggers. that doesnt usually go over very well in texas.

sure nigger.

ted got more votes in the primary than all the dem challengers put together

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He's running in Texas, not San Fagsicko. Betamale O'Dork will lose by 10+ points. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he got hit by a 20-point landslide.

why are you wastes of space following mainstream politics anyway? The ghosts are the true fucking threat, not these petty fucking political dogs.

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What, at the end? that was for both candidates retard

Only if your genetics are weak

He literally talked about white privilege so I hope he wins. Fuck these retarded boomers and (((civic nationalists))), they deserve the worst fate possible. What a fucking joke.

>muh based spics
Fuck Texas

>the leader of my opponent's party refers to him as "LYIN' TED"
>I rest my case
This is literally all he needs to say to win the election. Hopefully some of his retarded advisers talk him out of it.

based beto, me and my latino friends will vote for him get out gringo

Good. I hope he does.

Rewarding the GOP for failure only invites more failure.

Then shoot his ass.
I'm not voting for the faggot.
I'd do anything to avoid living in a liberal shithole.

SCARY THING IS THAT WE GIVE TEXANS TOO MUCH CREDIT. I LIVED THERE. THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH FAGGOTS. THINK ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF MEXICANS THEY TOLERATE. BASED MY ASS. THEY JUST LIKE BETO BECAUSE HE'S MORE HANDSOME. THE FAGS ARE REALLY GONNA LET THEIR PRECIOUS GUNS BE TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE TEXANS ARE FUCKING GAY AND THEY LIKE BETO'S CLASSICAL HANDSOME FACIAL FEATURES. THEY ARE NOT DEEP THINKERS AFTER ALL. BETO HAS A HIGH TRUST FACE. CRUZ DOES NOT. THAT IS ENOUGH FOR TEXANS. FUCKING RACIST FAGGOT FAIRIES.

>I'm a pathetic vindictive degenerate scumbag
This is why Trump won.
Because of YOU, specifically YOU.
The best solution is to kill yourself to prevent
this from happening again.

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That soundtrack is fucking tremendous, fwiw

The combination of demographics and constant media social engineering means he will win despite being a California style, gun grabbing, open borders socialist in Texas. Texans will vote for him proudly, hoping to get that pat on the head from their media betters that they crave. Then they'll get their guns confiscated and they'll have voted for it themselves, as Texas collapses into a permanently blue state and rapidly shifts before their eyes, wiping away the Texas they knew and creating a new California, ending this country.

>At least I voted for the cool guy!

Puta

>Hello, How do you do, fellow Texans
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fpbp

Beta is a fucking retard, he's already getting annihliated

If I had to say he has a 33% chance of winning atm, will probably change as we get closer to November.

Also vote Beto! Fuck Rafael Canada Cruz!

i would be cuck not to vote beto wht kind of latino goes against his own best intrests jajajaja

>This hubris is what got Donald elected.

Are you retarded? They did the exact same thing with Hillary, shilling for her nonstop with propaganda just like they're doing with Beta.

Beta will be annihilated just like Hillary was.

Beta is the establishment you fucking idiot. He's backed by millions of California and Soros money.

Seriously if anyone thinks Texans are going to vote for someone who talks about "White Privilege", they're fucking retarded.

fuck white people ill vote for him kys

Of course he will, just like Wendy Davis won.
>muh blue wave, muh purple state
Texas is as red as red can red.

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>He talks about "White Privilege"
>His last name is O'Rourke
Who could be behind this election?

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Beto doesn't take corporate pack money, keep crying snowflake. Cruz has to con people with fake summons to get small donations.

I don't remember Davis being this close in the polls so close to the election. Texas may need a few cycles but to talk like it'll never turn is hubris.

'Beto' just is hypocritical on the part of Demoneocraps -
His name is ROB Fucking O'ROURK
pure bloody mick for pete's sake.

>I don't remember Davis being this close in the polls so close to the election
>implying liberal shill polls mean shit
Did you not witness the last glorious election?
Also Cruz got more votes in the Republican primary than all Democrats combined.

>silent majority

He's too tall for Ted. Got a good 4-5 inches on him and that'll sway 20% of women voters.

I've given up on America. The gynokleptocracy can have their nigger beaner "utopia."

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>t. Didn't watch the debate/concern troll
Beto got BTFO on a scale I haven't seen. Cruz was calm, collected, and knew where and when to strike. All Beta had was a giant neck vein

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1/10
3 Internet MicroCrimeShekels have been deposited to your wallet

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SAGE

It might be close, but Cruz is going to win. Texas is still Texas.

I think around 20 is very much possible
>>please be 21% I have money on it
Seriously though. I go through polling a lot and Texas was never in danger.
The fucking poll aggregates like 538 and RCP are run by lefties and thus TX is a toss yo p and for a second was "Likely Democratic ". The fuck they are taking this data from, I don't know. But they are taking polls with 500 N sample size so that may be part of that.

>>things that didn't happen for 500, Alex

It’s nothing but liberal meme statements that come from this potato nigger’s mouth. Ted held his ground and exposed him for what he is, an enemy of the Texans