How do you survive being #metoo as an average male?

how do you survive being #metoo as an average male?

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DONT

Do a barrel roll and nose down for the night

don't deal with crazy women

>avoid all females at work and school if you value your future
that's it

Do what Pence does, outright refuse to be alone in a room with a woman that's not your wife for any amount of time.
Sure, your wife could still stab you in the back and go for a rape claim because you didn't take the thrash out on time or something, but it's better than nothing.

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Don't be alone around any female except your spouse and your family members under any circumstances. If you want to embrace degenerate slut culture then you're just playing with fire.

This. The Pence Rule is the best policy.

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I only sleep with 2d women

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This!

based and animepilled

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The more they do it the more they make every credible victim look fake as well. All they have done is set back women. "Take us seriously" "I was fake raped!"

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don't talk to any women. I've been doing that for a year and nobody's me too'd me

Fucking record EVERYTHING, keep a log of places and time you have been backed by evidence like receipts, chatlogs, etc.

Or just don't deal with filthy 3DPD, easy as that.

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This man knows what's up.

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No 2d girl ever called me nigger

>Trash*
Sorry.

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In ye olden days you would've been conscripted into your lord's army and died facedown in the mud all so your female peasant kin could remain relatively unmolested by the enemy
Just accept your place you expendable filth, your only purpose is to die for the machinations of lords and the convenience of your women

>disregard females
>acquire currency
>???
>profit

Fuck men

Third for the Pence Rule

Unironically this. Stay the fuck away from all women unless you're literally married to one.

>tfw did this preemptively for years
>tfw not married
>tfw no kids
I wouldn't recommend this

Be chad

NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

You can talk hot on the internet, boy.

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Wear a necklace that is recording any and all audio always.

No, Trump is the chad to end all chads, and he got accused after that stupid Access Hollywood tape leaked.

>Do what Pence does, outright refuse to be alone in a room with a woman that's not your wife for any amount of time.

lol, didn't stopped far-leftists from trying to use it as an attack.

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How to get married if u cant be around them?

Gotta live for something

Babe can I fuck with the glasses on? I wanna feel like a beatnik.

GOT THE BLICKY UH DRUM IT HOLDS 50 UH

I hear people just wake up one morning and there’s a chick claiming to be their wife in their bed. Strange stuff

Film all sexual activity and have them sign forms allowing you to fuck them.

Then fuck them while they hold 3 forms of government ID and their latest pay stub

So... is this implying that the only way for women to progress is to... seduce and falsely accuse men of rape?

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Just say you are gay or asexual
they can't do shit
CheckMate.

So there are many women at my work. I survive with not being an asshole, treat them well and mind my own buisness.
However that doesnt remove that they are nagging as fuck, last year 5 of them did no work while me+3 guys+2girls did EVERYTHING.
You can guess who got big raises on their sallary and who didnt.

It will blow up soon, hopefully. After this Kavanaugh bullshit people will start seeing the light. Some rules to help out
>Dont fuck rich girls
>Dont fuck girls outside your race
>Try and get girls to consent to sex via text message. This one is hard though.
>If fucking randoms, give a fake name and NO phone number/snapchat/etc. Have a burner snapchat to hit them up for sex.
>Never apologize to a woman (This will be taken as a preponderance of guilt)

-t. recently metoo'd the fuck out of

Don't fornicate. It's that simple.

...

Dave Chappelle actually mentioned this before he was cloned and replaced by what we have now.

Oh and, if the girl has a boyfriend, make sure she doesnt know your name, phone number, etc.

Thats what it seems like. At least in hollywood. It seems like the women just sleep around and when one of the people they fucked becomes rich they try to take whatever money they can.

I am not going to be denied my most basic human instinct because of a few leftist cunts.

You lack self control. It isnt a "need".
Leftist cunts are the ones who normalized promiscuity in the first place.

always have some sort of proof of consent always

Chloroform

Hollywood and the government. And probably a few other things the people seem to be controlled by blackmail. I dont know why nobody else sees that. The whole thing is selective blackmailing and selective enforcement of the law. Its corrupt as fuck. Its obvious when this one side keeps attacking this other side. One fucking thing after another. They pull shit out of nowhere from decades ago. Its how they control people. It should be obvious by now.

Jesus says let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Only a sin free person can defeat them. They who glorify degeneracy. They who created social media for you to embarass yourself. saints are harder and harder to come by.

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Monogamous long term relationships with the intention of sustaining a successful family unit, thus bolstering the community self esteem and cohesion and therefore reducing the susceptibility to feminist infiltration. Like the guy above said too, never apologise. If women are mad or accusing you of something then make sure you get even madder and accuse them of something even more severe. Never be violent.

>Impotent female screeching on some kike rag
Seems like a fair trade.

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I said instinct, not need. It is natural human behavior to fuck, for both women and men. I would argue promiscuity began to flourish upon the invention of the Pill. And leftists normalized female promiscuity with their attack on "slut shaming".

>Implying
He isn't Temujin. That is a Chad, so prolific that many share his DNA. The only way to not get #metooed is relentless rape.

Plead insanity. An admission that a man even wanted to be with a modern woman should considered instantly as an insanity plea.

>Never be violent
But words are violence nowadays, didn't you get the memo?

Chad here.

After being on the dating apps for a few years and banging 70-80, I am convinced that even libtarded women arent on this #metoo bandwagon.

I lived in fairly liberal cities, Seattle, SF and LA; while most of the bitches are lefty as fuck most are not crazy enough to support the garbage movement...at least behind closed doors.

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>tfw no joi

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I play Zen at 2950 looking to push diamond. That's how I deal with it, I don't fucking care about it.

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havent seen this movie because old-harrison ford pisses me off, just his presence

how much is his character in it?

his character is barely in it

He's just an old shit who gets slapped around, the movie isn't about him at all and would probably have been better without him

Contraception was prohibited and opposed by the right as it had no medical purpose. Sex should be implicitly tied to childbirth. You say it is instinctual, yet you dent the natural consequence of the act so you can indulge in it as a source of entertainment.

We have something called reason which makes us better than animals. With it, we can make our instincts subservient to it. The instinct has been perverted in this hyper sexual age. Look up the coolidge effect. You see porn everywhere and lead a sedentary lifestyle compared to our ancestors.

Monkeys in confined environments are more licentious than those in the wild.

I stay away from all women in a professional capacity. I never, ever touch them, and if they touch me in any way, I immediately confront them and report it to a third person in the organization.

I don't teach females.
I won't mentor females.
I will not work for females.
I will not hire females.
Having females in my company opens me up to lawsuits. I can't have that risk in my business and so women cannot be a part of my professional life in any way.

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#metoo is a psyops that only affects NPCs

wtf is metoo

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Find a girl who doesn't come from a broken home. Statistically, she's much less likely to lie.

I watched a documentary where they followed a male polar bear. He spent days tracking the scent of a female. When he finally found her she gave him the cold shoulder. So he lingered around for days, fighting off every other male that picked up the scent. By the time she let him fuck her, he was a bloody mess.

fucking hell kek

What a resilient bastard
Press F.

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tfw brazzers do better stories than disney and loliwood.

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Based and redpilled, but have you even seen Evangelion? Asuka is a dumb little bitch.

Don't be a creepy faggot.

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Dont be average. If you are attractive and you talk to girls, they want you to fuck them.

Can't all look like brad pitt, dumbass.


Back to OPs question. Talking with or having anything to do with modern western cunts is a mistake, let alone having a relationship with one.

#makewomenpropertyagain

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Try a brown snake, now that I would be afraid of, no shotties.

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Only fuck little girls who don't know better

>that pic
Yes.

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This. date one who is liberal but not a lunatic.

>liberal
>but not lunatic.

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>Film all sexual activity and have them sign forms allowing you to fuck them.

pretty much have to these days

As an average male I don't need to worry about it. Women don't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to them. Everybody wins.

Me Too seems to almost exclusively affect celebrities, for now, maybe even only them.

Based skyking poster

None of it worked. And when trump gets away with it, you shall see this I hindsight.

>How do you survive being #metoo as an average male?
Well for starters don't assault women.

It's simple I don't have the minimal idea of what are you talking about

>how do you survive being #metoo as an average male?
bY BEING A VIRGIN

this is only because you hear about the celebrity cases only. There are plenty of successful men who aren't famous who have been metoo'd

So don't deal with any women, got it.

Sounds complicated, think of something simpler.

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>date one who is liberal but not a lunatic

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