>This is America. All males have to be circumcised. If you don't, you're discriminating between yourself and the Jewish community. Discrimination falls under hate speech laws so if you refuse this procedure, we'll have to call the cops. You'll go to prison for hate crimes and the prison doctors will probably end up performing the procedure on you there anyway (for prison health and safety), so it's best to not make a fuss and just get it done here this afternoon.
>Oh don't be scared, sweetie. It's a totally painless procedure, and wait til you experience all the health benefits! Plus the ladies like it better. Your sex life is about to improve a lot, trust us. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Those silly European doctors all have anti-semitic bias. Europe currently has an epidemic of male urinary tract infections - something the biased 'lame stream media' won't tell you. Plus they can't even afford to do this procedure on a wide enough scale because their healthcare is dead broke - soshalism doesn't work. We have the best healthcare system in the world. By the way the total cost will be six gorrilion dollars, plus taxes (the taxes go to Israel), plus a 'tip'....heh heh. Our system says your insurance that you pay $500 a month for won't cover this procedure so you're going to have to pay out of pocket. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's Club, UnionPay, JCB and Discover.
>Ok! Here's your gown, take the second right down the hallway and get changed. The nurses will prep you. We'll begin the procedure by standing for the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag (of Israel) and by saluting Our Beautiful President, The God Empress of the United States, our first Jewish president, Ivanka M. Trump!
So Jews believe in Male Genital Mutilation and Muslims believe in Female Genital Mutilation? I guess Christians are the most based then.
Nathaniel Young
Americans are mostly Christians, honey. America is the best! Circumcision is healthier! You're just an antisemitic Canadian soshalist! I can't wait until President Ivanka M. Trump slaps more tariffs on you, just like her father did!
Caleb Ramirez
>Circumcision is healthier!
Yup, that's why the US has the highest rate of ED in the world!
>It's another "Jow Forums spends a suspiciously lengthy amount of time thinking about how other men's penises look" thread
Gabriel Brown
Muslims believe in both. Only countries that have significant circumcision rates are America, Israel, and Muslim countries.
Mason Scott
Brb, *Kills a Jew child*
Jordan Nelson
It's both OK and moral to kill Jewish children.
Lincoln White
>We've also used our American influence to make great progress in South Korea, where almost every boy is routinely snipped at birth, and Australia and Canada where there is a good level of adoption of the practice - but could be higher. Much work still to do! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thanks for the link. Has that paper had any effect on the laws in any nation. It must be illegal in some country.
William Thompson
It'd be considered aggravated assault or mayhem (depends on the state) if not for it being a sacred cow that's basically exempt from the rule of law. According to Reynolds v. US (1879), claims of religious duty aren't a defense from otherwise neutral criminal indictment.
Dominic Martin
(Sorry bro this isn't to mock you it's just to wake those up on this board who aren't, to how ridiculous it is And it's not the end of the world, don't worry lots of people get screwed in different aspects of the 'health'care, driven by a profit motive, in much worse ways You got off lightly all things considered, don't feel too sad But just make sure you don't continue this sick cycle, ok? And redpill as many people around you as you possibly (and practically), can
Also keep in mind that 'soshalist' healthcare may not be all that bad - these sorts of sick, mass scale deliberate harms, whether through unnecessary surgeries, or drugs that create more health problems and drain people for shekels, don't happen in 'soshalist' healthcare systems because they're not driven by profit. Costs have to kept kept down, and doctors don't make any more from it - they go to work and get paid the same no matter how many or how little ops or how many or how few pills they prescribe. It literally doesn't pay to have people sick. Doctors are truly motivated to fully heal people as quickly as possible. So this sort of mass-scale evil doesn't happen. There's some food for thought for your American brain)
Hudson Kelly
Dunno why my ID has changed, I'm OP. Anyway...
Wow. How have these doctors not been 'suicided' yet?
There have been efforts to ban it in Denmark, Germany, San Francisco, and some other places. Of course, Jews who support the procedure always cry about antisemitism. During efforts in Scandinavia they claimed it was the most daring persecution of Jews in Europe since the Nazi era. This was at the same time that kosher supermarkets in Paris were being bombed, elderly Jewish people were being harassed, and Muslim immigrants kidnapped and tortured to death a Jewish boy, but of course the biggest threat to Jewish culture was a prohibition on something that should have been banned long ago.
William Jones
>tfw botched circumcision resulted in hypospadias that was never properly repaired and urethral strictures later in life FUCKING KIKES RUINED MY DICK, THE UNDERSIDE OF IT IS ALMOST 100% SCAR TISSUE FROM MULTIPLE SURGERIES JUST TO ALLOW ME TO PISS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
you know why... >You don't need all those nerves, goyim...
I'm sorry that happened to you bro. Calmly redpill people where and when you practically can (i.e. don't go ranting and raving in the streets or open up an intense can of truthbombs on people you met five seconds ago at a party lol).
You can help end this sick evil parctice within two generation in Canada. You've suffered greatly but your suffering will not be in vain.
>It's another "user has so much cognitive about his mutilation, that his best defense mechanism is to reject thinking about it since penises are icky or gay"
Bentley Hernandez
say what you want about California, but they're leading the way in certain things >lowering circumcision rates >boycotting Israel
