LIVE PD SEASON 3 PREMIERE THREAD #2

>69 them

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Suck each other off.

Their animals.

Because they're fucking subhumans.

>bring him out and 69 him
On my way to get arrested in that town.

Why is giganigger not on anymore?

he should've lit that fucking nigger up

Shitty ass gun jammed lol

>be danny brown
>trying to clear a gun
>look straight into the barrel

It's getting pretty extreme.

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>Imagining getting 69'd by Addy

real talk, how does a rich guy score a hot af cop wife like this? do i just make frens with a few cops and get a referral to a waifu cop or what is the best strat for this? genuinely curious how to accomplish this. think about it, u got a cop wife u dont even need a security system really. imagine the annual savings alone. it all adds up.

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Pull the fucking trigger Danny boi

>bangs it on the ground while speaking jive to it

>tfw be doing an investigation
>tfw people lie to me
>tfw get to bring them in for impeding an investigation and lying to an officer

feels good to be a cop

Dem wuz good boys dey dindu nuffin

Did that fucking retard just look down the barrel?

Jimenez arms is quality, the go to nigger weapon.

i just dont get it

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Perez has a tool.
>I bet she does!

>muzzles own face

It ain't the first time. You feeling lucky, punk?

>I need a rod
>I got a tool
Don't blame me. This episode is filthy.

>be me
>cop asks questions
>either keep quiet or distract them with different questions

Feels good to be smarter than a cop

Damn I want to be arrested and beaten by dep. Addy Perez

K9 VIKANG

Yay Viking.
He a gud boy.

The smartest advice my dad ever gave me.
>Never volunteer information.

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I wanna see Perez's tool

brap

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cameraman all up in addys ass

Asshole cameraman
Coulda stayed on the ass shot!!!

>box of hornaday ammo worth about as much as the gun

>Jow Forums goes for a drive

Who the fuck volunteers information with a cop? They pull you over, say "yes sir/ma'am" "no sir/ma'am", hand them your info then wait then move on with your day after they tell you what you did wrong.

How's the picture quality on the moon?

>Watch live PD
>notice box of critical defense

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Nigger weed
>Not ever

>noticed the S&W brand Glock

Little hazy

FUCK all of these breaks.

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It's more to do with if cops are questioning you;
>Who the fuck volunteers information with a cop?
You'd be surprised. There's a lot of retarded nervous faggots out there.

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69 me and poop on my face addy

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post moar Loeb

E'ry day, spacenigger. E'ry day.

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Get her cunt ready to be raked cucknadian.

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I guarantee that Casper fucks David in his boipussy

Dallasfag here. Directv just came back after being knocked out by storm. Did I miss anything?

I always laugh when they're Mirandized and the cop sez, "you don't have to answer", then asks a question and gets an immediate answer.

The other night I dreamt she shit a golden turd on my chest. I've wanted to die ever since waking up.

WTF How did you teach your dog to play bingo?

A couple niggers weren't doin nuffin and wound up in handcuffs. The cops planted two guns & weed on them.

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There is no dark side of the moon, just a dank side.

socio-economic factors

Cox looks like he's been sniffing

Yeah I never understand this. In movies and tv series the first thing the bad guys always say is 'i want my lawyer'. But in RL they just give the cops all the info lol

run less too

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>tfw know cops can search my car if they have probable cause
>tfw put a note in a little baggie and do ti multiple times
>keep it in the backseat where they can see it
>When they search my car and open it, it says, "haha stupid"
>Almost got arrested several times for this prank
feels good to prank the pigs

"Now let's go back to where is happening!"

DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTT

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juden whore

My father measures IQ for a living. I asked him to watch 1,000 hours of Dan Abrams/livePD videos and to then provide a rough estimate of the intelligence quotient for the popular American TV host

After not speaking with my father for about a month, I received a text early one morning that simply read, "fuckfuckfuck."

Confused, I asked what was wrong.

"That Big Chested fellow you asked me to study, I've never seen anything like it. He's operating on a plain of intelligence four to five times higher than the smartest men I've ever studied. His Supple Nipples are communicating cryptic hidden messages. He's displaying levels of Innuendo that should not be remotely possible."
I had completely forgotten about asking my father to study Dan Abrams, but now I was intrigued, "So how high is his IQ?" I inquired.
He responded mere seconds later, "Just under infinity."

In shock, I dropped my cell phone. Shattering the talking device into pieces. My father would not exaggerate this kind of thing. We haven't spoken to each other since this exchange.

I can no longer watch LIVEPD. Knowing what I know now, the level of intelligence and guile is too overwhelming and intimidating for my simpleton brain.

What is he communicating with his Hard-tipped nipples? Who is he communicating with? Has anyone even seen Dan in person? Was he really hatched out of an egg? What does he mean with, "We are live here in the studio?" Why is that HERE IN? Why doesn't he ever just give us all ALL of it? What is he holding back from telling us?

I'm scared, anons

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>fucking pitbull
should've just killed it

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Danny B? Lemme guess he just talked black to them and let them go.

Literally no one took a screenshot of Addys brapper?

Lady cop got her ass kicked

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Imagine if this happened to Addy haha

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Fuck you nigger

>salinas
Holy shit my sister used to live there. It's a spic-ridden shithole

based AF

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>yes sir, no ma'am
We're not in fucking court, welfare queen. I'll address you as your title.

Oh fresh pasta

>it was all hands on deck when officers attempted to execute
Neat
>a search warrant
Oh

MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGH OF ABRAMS RAILING YOUR TOOTER!

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They let Zendejas around kids and she could snap and BRAAAP any second.

Hell yea where’s the illegals

This county in Cali makes Texas look like Wisconsin. Way too many Mexicans

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That's spacenigger to you

They fugged

>they're not sending their best

>Officer Cholesterol gets hit by someone since she can't run, jump, climb, or do anything other than tase someone and talk a lot.
Not surprised.

I thought guns were illegal in the PRC. How'd that one get there?