Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (Pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (Arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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>a fucking leaf

Sieg heil!

Rolling

Fuck. Is that pink?

shit what

A leaf!

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>op starts slide thread
>shot on sight for being a kike
pure pottery

Meine papieren.

I know nothing, nothing

did I win?

Hail!

I'M WHITE!

rollin

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Looks purple to me, unfortunately you're going to the Russian front to probably die to some Soviet

im no jew

Roll

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roll

benis

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rolls

RIP in peace allies.

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Rollin

Rollin

is this purple or pink?

i'm here to party

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Und where are zee white Frauleins?

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Rollan

How come I never see Der Fuhrer in these threads?

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Roll

Rollin’

hands paperino

it me

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Hello.

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>of course the NPC would be a commie

rollen sie bitte

Heil, mein fuhrer

Let me guess, Orange or Pink, 0-2 in post #, no doubles or triples just like last time. Hopefully I'm wrong.

lol

Rolling

What the fuck am I if I'm tan-ish gray?

Hello mein friend, I believe everything is in order.

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Blow it out your ass, Fritz.

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you’re in brown town juden

Danke danke

Vo ist der bierhaus.

NVM my sight is shitty, I get to be a kike & tortured for information since my first post ends in an 8.

Güten Morgen, herr feldwebel

Rollin rollin rollin
Though the streets are swollen

Reporting for duty

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Roll
>mods must be asleep

The Fuhrer has arrived. SIEG HEIL!

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Bow before dër führer

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where is Anne Frank

I am in charge now, so be quiet and go home!

Hail hitler

roll

Rolling

oy vey

Here are my papers...

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Rolling

Rollinnn

AM I BEING DETAINED?

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Cannibalized by my cellmate, Shlomo. He couldn't bear the hunger.

Reroll, you're an honorary Aryan, Jew

/b/ tier shit

ZIGGY

>runs away

So is this a high ranking ss?

how about a handshake, friend

I hope you've prepped my plane captain.

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XD

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Clearly lightish red

reroll commie

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Javohl, Herr hautpmann!

Woof!

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Roll!

Oi

rollin

a thread died for this

rolling go

rerollerino

rolling

So what are we sliding?

SS pls

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it was likely a slide thread anyway

G'day cobber.

obviously its not clear if i had to ask, you little shit

I am a U.S. citizen.
Let me pass if prepare for war.

I'm green. And I'm sitting in Berlin while Murricah bombs you.

why would I re-roll? being honorary is better than being shot, tortured or sent to an camp and color isn't changing

assuming mauve is more pink than purple

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Oh shit there he is.

Welp, I guess I can reroll then.

Roll

Rolling

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Oy vey.

Heil Hitler!!

>A FUCKING LEAF

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>posts garbage thread
>rolls juden
Pottery.

what are your orders sir