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Jow Forums yryl - roast edition
Lucas Smith
Carter Rogers
Connor Young
What's the problem here?
Why let yourself get strung along like that?
If someone doesn't want to get in a relationship immediately, you drop them, then you go for the next one.
Mason Mitchell
there is no next one...that's why he's salty.
Camden Green
>implying that's me
it's the German flag,huh?
Jonathan Miller
Hunter Bennett
??
Everyone is user here. Everything is true.
You always talk about the material, never the poster.
Dylan Miller
are you retarded?
check the image file name and why the fuck would he talk in english with his bae
Brayden Russell
ah someone with a brain
Gavin Nguyen
I had a cunt tell me that one time after being very close friends for a long time. After that I cut ties with her and never talked to her again and she still tries to contact me kek
Colton Richardson
Christopher Torres
Adrian Peterson
Nicholas Green
Nigger, i'm talking about the conversation, not user. That doormatt deserves everything he got, no rage necessary.
Hunter Fisher
>Stop watching porn
>No
>Cries
Blake Barnes
Kevin Ward
>being friends with a breeding vessel
shiggydiggy
Jace Jackson
In that case the problem is the nature of women.
Do you know what she is intending with her messages?
Luis Martinez
Matthew Nelson
>r/twoxchromosomes
I've never used reddit, but I'm guessing this is just a roastie feel good board and they talk about dumbshit like their boyfriends. I think I found some good YRYL content for the next thread.
Grayson Jackson
Yes. The problem is thirsty pushovers enabling such behaviour.
Jaxson Turner
James Perez
While I agree she deserves almost everything here, I think the ex went a bit too far in destroying almost all her relationships, getting her fired and fucking her sister is about as far as he should've gone, everything else seems like an extremely vindictive and just for the sake of causing harm to someone who had hurt him
It would have been way better if he just lived a way better life without her than doing all that shit
Nicholas Taylor
almost got me in tears of joy. thanks for making my day better user :)
Jonathan Evans
do I smell a beef wellington ensemble with a reddit spacing sauce?
Dominic Williams
Poetic justice but it it is too concisely written to be from a woman. More likely scenario is that it’s a dudes fiction he plays to himself in the shower every morning.
Lucas Bennett
Joshua Morgan
Brandon Smith
But I love her
Elijah Kelly
Xavier Roberts
>believing that's a real text
Henry Barnes
Whats like worrying about this shit? If some girl tild me thar shit I would respond "I dont like to have sidechicks", just to troll that egotistical whore. If a girl likes you and you are not in highscholl you will be fucking after a few hours of conversation tops.
James Miller
These wall o txt posts are not good yryl material please step your game up
Daniel Bennett
>implying a woman has forethought to plan for the future
FAKE NEWS
Parker Fisher
Jayden Young
Nice
Gavin Martinez
>Be some sandnigger
>Capture a female soldier
>Rape her
>'Thank you for your cervix'
Dylan Nelson
prolly a man who wrote this
Samuel King
>too concisely written
Our own education system did a number on you
Parker Smith
ok
Christian Taylor
That was my first thought as well, but every now and then you'll get a self aware woman who's willing to admit it.
Samuel Wilson
that guy dodged a huge bullet and sounds like he got a sweet car collection
Jose Gomez
True, but that type of woman has been married since 19 and happy with 3 kids. They would never write that.
Josiah Perry
>that one arm pullup
roasties btfo lol
Julian Moore
Sorry was meant for
Blake Ward
HAHAHAHAHA
I swear to god
David Hernandez
Let's cap on the methods he used to "destroy her life":
He:
- Told her boss of a violation going on in her workplace
- fucked relatives of her and told the relatives that she cheated on him
- removed himself out of her life when everything was done
All he fucking did was spreading the truth about the whole situation.
He has no control over the dramaqueen family, how do we know her cousin and sister even got manipulated?
Maybe he just seduced them and then showed them everything the OP had kept hidden?
Everything was done to his right.
Zachary Harris
this urinary incontinence thing is really interesting.
Do women piss themselves easily? i've sort of heard of this but didn't realize it was so widespread.
Connor Bell
based
Noah Murphy
that must be a troll account
Kevin Allen
kek
Good for him.
Hudson Bell
when women laugh and say "I just peed a little," they're not joking
Oliver Brooks
Bitches and whores.
Hunter Smith
Oliver Phillips
Fuck you , DEBORAH DIANE COLLINS. Hahahaha! You’re fat, single and used up now, bitch. Have a nice life with your “paintings” and cats, bitch. Hope you Google your own name. Plaquemine.
Robert Edwards
based
Zachary Cooper
Lincoln Mitchell
When I read this, I imagine them being fat. I don't know why.
Julian Lee
>I want to ride the cock carousel until the wheel falls off
Juan Hernandez
Yeah, my mother's first statement when she heard talk of a female draft was:
>That's retarded, I can't fight like a man. I'd get killed or hurt right away. Maybe there are some jock women who can do those things but I can't and C (my sister) can't either.
As a general rule, the more feminine / beautiful a woman is the more willing she is to admit that she can't physically compete with men. It's always the tomboys who have that "hurr durrr I'm just as tough as the boys" attitude.
I'm going to remember that toilet seat maneuver whenever I need to hide something... .
Is this real or fake?
Brandon Gonzalez
jeez. Women really do have zero uses aside from having and raising children.
Alexander Richardson
>This is why I hate men
Wut
Josiah Gray
>Laura Hooch
Joshua Hughes
holy shit that reddit thread is frightening.
Colton Carter
Logan Powell
Logan Barnes
Women can't hold their piss.
Caleb Harris
>"It's like his cat, but it belongs to ME because reasons!"
The part about the cat are killing me. I wish this was real
Evan Price
You must either make enemies enemies into friends, or destroy them completely. There is no middle path.
Nicholas Price
TL;DR
give me a quick rundown
Adrian Davis
Honestly im with the woman on this one. I would not allow my girlfriend to jack to other dudes jamming their cocks in women. It's fucking disgusting.
Julian Jones
what the fuck dude?
Jackson Stewart
>
second this
Jonathan Brooks
This is extremely true. Every time you see one of these stories screencapped on Reddit, you just know that it's written by some fat sow. No normal, attractive person is going to sit for an hour or more typing out an enormous wall of text on Reddit of all places, it's always the fat triforce tattoo-having girdle-wearing pudding-drinking "omg such a nerd" feminists with over 200 past sexual partners who write this shit.
Josiah Kelly
If you girlfriend was masturbating to other mens cocks you wouldn't give her an ultimatum?
Hunter Ross
that's a bit much
Gabriel White
>I'm not a bad person honestly
The loopholes. kek.
Adrian Bennett
you're 100% right
Julian Gray
If a cunt ever tells me any of that shit I may just kill her. It's the only way their kind learns.
Evan Phillips
MY BAD, i thought you were talking about another story
Logan White
I really wish we could just take the roasties damn rights away and make them literal property. They're cucking all of the genes for intellect and responsibility out of the human race. Give it 50 years and this shit will have created a literal idiocracy.
Tyler Lopez
I love this clip. I've made my wife watch it like 4x
Evan Gonzalez
Not rage worthy. Just stupid.
Luke Rodriguez
Christ, that kid looks miserable.
Aiden Phillips
>No normal, attractive person is going to sit for an hour or more typing out an enormous wall of text
Hilarious. Normies, especially attractive ones, never learn to be concise, that's for nerds.
Christopher Brown
Men are objectively better than women.
Angel Gomez
Holy fuck this makes me mad. I lost.
SO THAT'S THEIR FUCKING EXCUSE? FUCKING CUNTS
Henry Watson
Caleb James
its worth the read but here ya go
>4 years together
>gf cheats for two months,"but its only sexual,I'm not a bad person"
>dude finds out
>devises a plan to ruin her life
>leaves her,gets her fired,fucks her best friend,cousin and sister
>rips the family apart
>she gets new bf,instantly messages him and he breaks up too
>depression
>tries to kill herself
read you dumb niggas
Bentley Mitchell
>kill your mother
seriously poor dude, I would have destroyed her flesh
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Exactly. All of these peoples actions(with maybe the exception of Jared) require them to have no sense of self worth (and apparently loyalty to their family), so the whole family being fatties that'll fuck anyone makes sense. Attractive, non-fat women only visit reddit to whore pictures of themselves. It HAS to be a fatty writing this, or an extremely sad dude.
Christian Miller
Jordan Gomez
Kevin Green
Austin Allen
She's appealing to his ego. Its not that he's "too perfect". Its that she knows he's a pushover who will be a slave to her pussy.
So she's keeping him on the backburner until the time is "right" AKA when no one else wants her anymore.
Gabriel Rogers
What a malicious cuck.
Zachary Thompson
Daniel Turner
So this is what its like when a man goes completely nuclear
Brody Parker
>she gets 2 scoops
Logan Jackson
Whales need to die, thank god they die fast enough by themselves, God truly is fair.