Jow Forums yryl - roast edition

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What's the problem here?
Why let yourself get strung along like that?
If someone doesn't want to get in a relationship immediately, you drop them, then you go for the next one.

there is no next one...that's why he's salty.

>implying that's me
it's the German flag,huh?

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??
Everyone is user here. Everything is true.
You always talk about the material, never the poster.

are you retarded?
check the image file name and why the fuck would he talk in english with his bae

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ah someone with a brain

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I had a cunt tell me that one time after being very close friends for a long time. After that I cut ties with her and never talked to her again and she still tries to contact me kek

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Nigger, i'm talking about the conversation, not user. That doormatt deserves everything he got, no rage necessary.

>Stop watching porn
>No
>Cries

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>being friends with a breeding vessel
shiggydiggy

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In that case the problem is the nature of women.
Do you know what she is intending with her messages?

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>r/twoxchromosomes
I've never used reddit, but I'm guessing this is just a roastie feel good board and they talk about dumbshit like their boyfriends. I think I found some good YRYL content for the next thread.

Yes. The problem is thirsty pushovers enabling such behaviour.

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While I agree she deserves almost everything here, I think the ex went a bit too far in destroying almost all her relationships, getting her fired and fucking her sister is about as far as he should've gone, everything else seems like an extremely vindictive and just for the sake of causing harm to someone who had hurt him

It would have been way better if he just lived a way better life without her than doing all that shit

almost got me in tears of joy. thanks for making my day better user :)

do I smell a beef wellington ensemble with a reddit spacing sauce?

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Poetic justice but it it is too concisely written to be from a woman. More likely scenario is that it’s a dudes fiction he plays to himself in the shower every morning.

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But I love her

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>believing that's a real text

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Whats like worrying about this shit? If some girl tild me thar shit I would respond "I dont like to have sidechicks", just to troll that egotistical whore. If a girl likes you and you are not in highscholl you will be fucking after a few hours of conversation tops.

These wall o txt posts are not good yryl material please step your game up

>implying a woman has forethought to plan for the future
FAKE NEWS

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Nice

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>Be some sandnigger
>Capture a female soldier
>Rape her
>'Thank you for your cervix'

prolly a man who wrote this

>too concisely written
Our own education system did a number on you

ok

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That was my first thought as well, but every now and then you'll get a self aware woman who's willing to admit it.

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that guy dodged a huge bullet and sounds like he got a sweet car collection

True, but that type of woman has been married since 19 and happy with 3 kids. They would never write that.

>that one arm pullup

roasties btfo lol

Sorry was meant for

HAHAHAHAHA
I swear to god

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Let's cap on the methods he used to "destroy her life":
He:
- Told her boss of a violation going on in her workplace
- fucked relatives of her and told the relatives that she cheated on him
- removed himself out of her life when everything was done

All he fucking did was spreading the truth about the whole situation.
He has no control over the dramaqueen family, how do we know her cousin and sister even got manipulated?
Maybe he just seduced them and then showed them everything the OP had kept hidden?

Everything was done to his right.

this urinary incontinence thing is really interesting.
Do women piss themselves easily? i've sort of heard of this but didn't realize it was so widespread.

based

that must be a troll account

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kek

Good for him.

when women laugh and say "I just peed a little," they're not joking

Bitches and whores.

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Fuck you , DEBORAH DIANE COLLINS. Hahahaha! You’re fat, single and used up now, bitch. Have a nice life with your “paintings” and cats, bitch. Hope you Google your own name. Plaquemine.

based

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When I read this, I imagine them being fat. I don't know why.

>I want to ride the cock carousel until the wheel falls off

Yeah, my mother's first statement when she heard talk of a female draft was:

>That's retarded, I can't fight like a man. I'd get killed or hurt right away. Maybe there are some jock women who can do those things but I can't and C (my sister) can't either.

As a general rule, the more feminine / beautiful a woman is the more willing she is to admit that she can't physically compete with men. It's always the tomboys who have that "hurr durrr I'm just as tough as the boys" attitude.

I'm going to remember that toilet seat maneuver whenever I need to hide something... .

Is this real or fake?

jeez. Women really do have zero uses aside from having and raising children.

>This is why I hate men
Wut

>Laura Hooch

holy shit that reddit thread is frightening.

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Women can't hold their piss.

>"It's like his cat, but it belongs to ME because reasons!"
The part about the cat are killing me. I wish this was real

You must either make enemies enemies into friends, or destroy them completely. There is no middle path.

TL;DR
give me a quick rundown

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Honestly im with the woman on this one. I would not allow my girlfriend to jack to other dudes jamming their cocks in women. It's fucking disgusting.

what the fuck dude?

>
second this

This is extremely true. Every time you see one of these stories screencapped on Reddit, you just know that it's written by some fat sow. No normal, attractive person is going to sit for an hour or more typing out an enormous wall of text on Reddit of all places, it's always the fat triforce tattoo-having girdle-wearing pudding-drinking "omg such a nerd" feminists with over 200 past sexual partners who write this shit.

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If you girlfriend was masturbating to other mens cocks you wouldn't give her an ultimatum?

that's a bit much

>I'm not a bad person honestly

The loopholes. kek.

you're 100% right

If a cunt ever tells me any of that shit I may just kill her. It's the only way their kind learns.

MY BAD, i thought you were talking about another story

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I really wish we could just take the roasties damn rights away and make them literal property. They're cucking all of the genes for intellect and responsibility out of the human race. Give it 50 years and this shit will have created a literal idiocracy.

I love this clip. I've made my wife watch it like 4x

Not rage worthy. Just stupid.

Christ, that kid looks miserable.

>No normal, attractive person is going to sit for an hour or more typing out an enormous wall of text

Hilarious. Normies, especially attractive ones, never learn to be concise, that's for nerds.

Men are objectively better than women.

Holy fuck this makes me mad. I lost.
SO THAT'S THEIR FUCKING EXCUSE? FUCKING CUNTS

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its worth the read but here ya go
>4 years together
>gf cheats for two months,"but its only sexual,I'm not a bad person"
>dude finds out
>devises a plan to ruin her life
>leaves her,gets her fired,fucks her best friend,cousin and sister
>rips the family apart
>she gets new bf,instantly messages him and he breaks up too
>depression
>tries to kill herself

read you dumb niggas

>kill your mother

seriously poor dude, I would have destroyed her flesh

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Exactly. All of these peoples actions(with maybe the exception of Jared) require them to have no sense of self worth (and apparently loyalty to their family), so the whole family being fatties that'll fuck anyone makes sense. Attractive, non-fat women only visit reddit to whore pictures of themselves. It HAS to be a fatty writing this, or an extremely sad dude.

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She's appealing to his ego. Its not that he's "too perfect". Its that she knows he's a pushover who will be a slave to her pussy.

So she's keeping him on the backburner until the time is "right" AKA when no one else wants her anymore.

What a malicious cuck.

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So this is what its like when a man goes completely nuclear

>she gets 2 scoops

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Whales need to die, thank god they die fast enough by themselves, God truly is fair.

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