Brit/pol - useless military Edition

>May: EU must respect UK in Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45603192

>UKIP aiming to be 'radical, populist' party - Gerard Batten
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45593648

>Anjem Choudary: Security concerns over radical preacher release
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45590895

>British jihadists refusing to leave Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-45593493/british-jihadists-refusing-to-leave-syria
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>REMEMBER SELF IMPROVEMENT
No matter who you are, you can improve your life. Take control. Move forward. Dreams keep us alive, fighting for them makes us feel alive.
Self Improvement information here pastebin.com/3Qv9B4r1

>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
pastebin.com/e70K9GtQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=kvdrkSUVn70
theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/22/john-mcdonnell-labour-wants-to-push-ahead-with-brexit
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google.co.uk/maps/@52.6379766,-1.1079721,3a,75y,287.9h,91.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNimq-GRYTH_0_zHAE911UQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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youtube.com/watch?v=ycPfmwVZ5DM
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6196159/UKIP-calls-Muslim-prisons-stop-extremists-converting-fellow-inmates.html
google.co.uk/maps/@51.5120272,-0.3827983,3a,75y,125.72h,89.86t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swVVvQBfZk1bcLYk3kF0nqg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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vocaroo.com/i/s0J91NulwVip
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youtu.be/PJZnuT6ACV4
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UK, YouGov poll:

EU membership ref

18-24 | REMAIN 75%, LEAVE 25%
25-49 | REMAIN 63%, LEAVE 37%
50-64 | REMAIN 45%, LEAVE 55%
65+ | REMAIN 33%, LEAVE 67%

Field work: 28/08/18 – 4/09/18
Sample size: 1,144+4,311+2,421+2339

start learning about the ancient world

youtube.com/watch?v=kvdrkSUVn70

if britun brexits does we 'ave to give up Ngubu?

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start building pyramids

>*sips pint*
>thinks: "fackin' 'ell... im surroundid by muppets"

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*gives you a cheeky blast of 100psi compressed air up the arse*

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This drug addict can finish this breakfast... Are you man enough?

Well?

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based

theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/22/john-mcdonnell-labour-wants-to-push-ahead-with-brexit

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this actually reminders of those vocaroos that got posted here by that one user who sounds like he squashes his cheeks together when he talks

Garry?

vocaroo.com/i/s0RRChBJr51B

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Start watching football

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a bottle of yazoo to wash it all down kek what a madlad

i bumped into him once when i was like 14 in london lol he was wondering about with a bottle of wine and one of his m8s and said "alrighte luvv" to the girls i was with (also 14) which got them all giggly. you can tell he was a proper ladies man before he fell off the edge

fuckinghell

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The Northern man's day arrives. The cries of his ancestors echo, as he makes one last charge towards the Southern man's well-armoured frontline.

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"Ain't no black in the union jack."

- Dalai Lama

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#SendThemBack

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The British man has become culturally and psychologically Northern. His use of Northern vernacular, his affinity for alcohol abuse and shameful public drunken displays of crass behaviour and general debauchery, even his adoption of Northern naming within his bloodlines. This has also been observed in the uptick of crime in cities such as London and Canterbury where the common man has forsaken his duty as a noble English man in place of brutal savagery and a criminal instinct, similar to that of the Northern menace.

In this country, in twenty years time, the Northern man will have the whip hand over the Southern man

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this is making middle class libshits so fucking mad

You sound like a beta male

The North will rise again, not in 10,000 years

>tfw used to go raving with his Thailand rehab worker

Only ended up in that neck of the woods because he got struck off in the UK for trying to bang smack addicts, fucking wrong'un kek

The future of Britain looks brighter than ever!

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We had one nigger from Zimbabwe (who is a doctor in are en aich ess now) in my whole primary school and I'm only 23.

Walk past your primary school around lunch time m8 and take a look in the playground. Blackpill. Unless you live in a decent area.

>Walk past your primary school
>take a look in the playground
YER CUMMIN' WIV ME SUNSHINE.

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Then you could be in this school.

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>women and men praying together
Them bloody fucking infidels.

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top kek

I went through the ward level data for the 2011 census. This is a list of all wards where the White British percentage is below 10% for the 0-4 year old age group.
0-4 Years Ward
2.63% Spinney Hills
2.90% East Ham North
2.92% Green Street West
3.02% Southall Green
3.06% Toller
3.08% Sparkbrook
3.11% Southall Broadway
3.13% Lozells and East Handsworth
3.29% Green Street East
3.64% Washwood Heath
3.67% Aston
3.80% Bastwell
3.86% Manningham
4.12% Wembley Central
4.27% Shear Brow
4.81% Clementswood
5.08% Bordesley Green

5.10% Dallow
5.39% Wall End
5.40% Manor Park
5.46% Valentines
5.52% Little Ilford
5.56% Whitechapel
5.59% Loxford
5.61% Longsight
5.61% Latimer
5.63% Stoneygate
5.98% Daneshouse with Stoneyholme
6.01% Lady Margaret
6.01% Sudbury
6.04% City
6.15% East Ham Central
6.21% Alperton
6.24% Northwick Park
6.66% Soho
6.69% Mayfield
6.72% Biscot
6.95% Kenton
7.00% Cranbrook
7.01% Seven Kings
7.05% Kenton West
7.08% Boleyn
7.21% Newbury
7.33% Barnhill
7.39% Preston
7.40% Kenton East
7.47% Springfield
7.55% Tokyngton
7.56% Coleman
7.61% Norwood Green
7.66% Dormers Wells
7.67% Heston Central
7.75% Goodmayes
7.78% Heston East
7.78% Bradford Moor
7.88% Saints
8.01% Stonebridge
8.08% Handsworth Wood
8.20% Werneth
8.39% Central
8.64% Nechells
8.71% Clayhall
8.74% Forest Gate South
8.75% West Ham
9.04% Baylis and Stoke
9.07% Hounslow Central
9.13% Coldhurst
9.16% Shadwell
9.46% Bethnal Green South
9.49% Abbey
9.73% Belgrave
9.82% Spitalfields and Banglatown
9.93% East Ham South
9.99% Queensbury

the next census is going to be the ultimate blackpill.

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It already is m8.

'Fresh in ___, get it while its hot'
is this a good tinder bio or too cringe

FACKIN NONCE

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kek. I went to some random place in Spinney Hills in Street View to have a look at what it was like. This is one of the first things I saw google.co.uk/maps/@52.6379766,-1.1079721,3a,75y,287.9h,91.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNimq-GRYTH_0_zHAE911UQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Who here would like to see a debate between Joe Owens and Varg.

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don't reckon varg could understand joe's accent
but in a weird way i think they would agree on a lot of stuff

>google.co.uk/maps/@52.6393112,-1.1064031,3a,75y,348.89h,69.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spsJMrpjK4vyL0ouOnHoaPg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Free sofas though.

Excellent.

Higher standards or lower lads?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6195271/British-Army-introduce-gender-age-neutral-fitness-tests.html
All I remember from my primary school mosque visit was that nearly every question was about 9/11 as it only happened a year or two before.
>Sips
Worst part is that it'll be pushed as Britain going into a positive direction.

They hate us, we know it and yet we allow it.

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>In it, Mr Batten says UKIP will "promote and defend our national and individual freedoms" adding: "We are determined to protect our freedom of speech and the right to speak our minds without fear of the politically correct thought-police knocking on our doors."

>The manifesto covers a wide range of policy areas, from the NHS and transport to fisheries and small businesses, with policies including:

>A limited points-based immigration system
>NHS health cards for British citizens to prevent 'health tourism' & free parking at hospitals
>An extra £2bn a year for adult social care & £500m a year for mental health
>Abolition of stamp duty and inheritance tax
>Introduction of new grammar schools
>Scrapping the overseas aid budget
>Scrapping guidelines on 'subjective' hate crimes
>Scrapping the climate change act, stopping subsidies for wind turbines and solar voltaic arrays and seeking to >rejuvenate the UK's coal industry
>Scrapping the BBC licence fee in favour of voluntary subscription
>Repealing hate speech guidelines, the Equality Act 2010 & shutting down the Equalities and Human Rights Commission

google.co.uk/maps/@52.6384718,-1.1094552,3a,75y,154.72h,103.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s6ZnlhRQernwFz40mTpWbUw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
You even got a church.

google.co.uk/maps/@52.6397359,-1.1078389,3a,75y,259.95h,69.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9zqMRhHJmS15EzW8YQf2Xw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I see 2 hijabs in the closest primary.

They are the polar opposites, but they both are redpilled in seeing for what the alt-right truly is.

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I wish they also had a policy on firearms lad, but talking to my normie friends I see why mentioning the things is political suicide

>Hurrr I had my head stamped in by a mugger but I wouldn't dare hurt them or shoot them.
>How dare you want a gun bet you want to shoot up a school user.
>So you're telling me if Jamal is coming at you with a knife you would shoot him? Yes?! You're a monster user!

Fuck me this is such a depressing place.

I should do the same list but for 30-34 year olds. That's usually the lowest percentage of white British.

Infact I'll do that in a thread for tonight and we can all trawl through the streetview images. Such fun.

it would probably just be shit flinging between two arrogant cunts. they're both basically right but self-righteous twats.

>Brit/pol/ is now scoping out local primary schools on Google Maps
Just when I thought it couldn't get any noncier

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Don't think the gun battle can ever be won here.

pls respond

Nothing wrong with counting how many Muslims you can find in primary school playgrounds on Google maps.

Literally nothing.

Can you spot *any* white children?

What are you? A nonce or something?

Brekky is served

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And for dinner?

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What a disgusting smackhead, he should off himself

Start the Barby

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made by a sniveling cuck edition
go shit on someone else's country

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End of the day

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>looking at primary schools on google
you're goin on the list me fackin beauty

google.co.uk/maps/@52.6384888,-1.108853,3a,75y,248.62h,85.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1syd4SIV9biQvLoqAPPJN5Yw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

state of that

?

I just fail to understand how a nation can be so nullified and accepting of being beaten and hurt by foreign men in their native land and yet feel no duty to the nation or others to at the very least carry something on them.
user it genuinely perplexes me.

is that come dine with me?

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Based

No, it's a labour voter

>go to Piccadilly Cinema site
>they're showing Saamy2, the absolute madlads

youtube.com/watch?v=ycPfmwVZ5DM

30-34 year olds
1.30% Southall Broadway
2.12% Spinney Hills
2.23% East Ham North
2.58% Bastwell
2.63% Green Street West
2.74% Southall Green
3.07% Alperton
3.09% Green Street East
3.16% Wembley Central
3.52% Latimer
3.68% Lady Margaret
3.73% Loxford
4.01% Lozells and East Handsworth
4.04% Wall End
4.23% East Ham Central
4.53% Sudbury
4.80% Shear Brow
5.16% Tokyngton
5.47% Dormers Wells
5.62% Aston
5.71% Barnhill
5.73% Washwood Heath
5.87% Little Ilford
6.02% Manningham
6.04% Queensbury
6.08% Biscot
6.20% Bordesley Green
6.22% Clementswood
6.24% Heston Central
6.51% Manor Park
6.58% Heston East
6.59% Kenton East
6.60% Dallow
6.68% Toller
6.71% Seven Kings
6.72% Preston
6.87% Boleyn
6.94% Baylis and Stoke
7.01% Kenton
7.06% Fryent
7.14% Queensbury
7.31% Kenton West
7.44% Hounslow West
7.45% Bradford Moor
7.58% Abbey
7.67% Valentines
7.74% Hounslow Central
7.94% Northwick Park
8.09% Sparkbrook
8.20% Stoneygate
8.23% Hounslow Heath
8.31% Welsh Harp
8.31% Edgware
8.38% Chalvey
8.39% Daneshouse with Stoneyholme
8.43% Cranford
8.53% Central
8.57% City
8.64% Coleman
8.65% Newbury
8.84% Mayfield
9.04% Belgrave
9.27% Stonebridge
9.55% Goodmayes
9.62% Handsworth Wood
9.95% Central

joke
>>A limited points-based immigration system
bespoke
>a limited pigmentation-based immigration system

>died ravaged with pain as his body slowly consumed itself

Serves him right for being a WHITE MALE

>it wer us you sent pitchers of yer peeniss to

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6196159/UKIP-calls-Muslim-prisons-stop-extremists-converting-fellow-inmates.html

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are the teachers trannys?
they have the female equivalent of the basedboy face

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>1.30% Southall Broadway
google.co.uk/maps/@51.5120272,-0.3827983,3a,75y,125.72h,89.86t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swVVvQBfZk1bcLYk3kF0nqg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

About what i'd expect for 1.3% white british.

>tfw live in Sefton just north of Liverpool and it's 98% white, the other 2% are pakishops and chinkies

I'd kill myself if I had to live in a brown area

B-but I though Farage was evil nazi alt-righter already?
What the hell.

I walk through streets I do not know
Where has he gone; the old Anglo?
That friendly stare, those beady eyes
Are now replaced by Aryan lies

GERTCHA
When you get deadly cancer of the throat
GERTCHA
When you're sailing up the Styx on a boat

Hahahahahaha, almost all the places listed as 100% white British (take that with a little pinch of salt) are in wales. (place name code starts with W for Wales and E for England.
E36001893 : Waver 100.00%
E36001913 : Burgh 100.00%
E36001940 : Ennerdale 100.00%
E36001947 : Holborn Hill 100.00%
E36001960 : Brough 100.00%
E36001962 : Dacre 100.00%
E36001964 : Greystoke 100.00%
E36001965 : Hartside 100.00%
E36001981 : Shap 100.00%
E36002012 : Low Furness 100.00%
E36003802 : Elswick and Little Eccleston 100.00%
E36003813 : Ribby-with-Wrea 100.00%
E36003908 : Chatburn 100.00%
E36004789 : Melsonby 100.00%
E36004813 : Rillington 100.00%
E36002106 : Hulland 100.00%
E36004318 : Lea 100.00%
E36005369 : Stonnall 100.00%
E36005467 : Ipstones 100.00%
E36002878 : Clavering 100.00%
E36005622 : Otley 100.00%
E36002238 : Yarty 100.00%
E36002327 : Saltstone 100.00%
E36002389 : Burrator 100.00%
E36002955 : Christchurch and English Bicknor 100.00%
E36005296 : Brendon Hills 100.00%
W39000016 : Kingsland 100.00%
W39000026 : Llannerch-y-medd 100.00%
W39000041 : Aberdovey 100.00%
W39000054 : Corris/Mawddwy 100.00%
W39000064 : Dyffryn Ardudwy 100.00%
W39000079 : Llanystumdwy 100.00%
W39000097 : Teigl 100.00%
W39000788 : Banwy 100.00%
W39000789 : Beguildy 100.00%
W39000790 : Berriew 100.00%
W39000810 : Llanafanfawr 100.00%
W39000816 : Llandrinio 100.00%
W39000819 : Llanfair Caereinion 100.00%
W39000820 : Llanfihangel 100.00%
W39000824 : Llangynidr 100.00%
W39000833 : Meifod 100.00%
W39000315 : Amroth 100.00%
W39000369 : St. Ishmael's 100.00%
W39000373 : Wiston 100.00%
W39000487 : Glyncorrwg 100.00%
W39000498 : Pelenna 100.00%
W39000541 : Pontycymmer 100.00%
W39000740 : Llanbadoc 100.00%
W39000743 : Llangybi Fawr 100.00%

google.co.uk/maps/@51.5118584,-0.3831873,3a,16.8y,99.77h,102.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPVvjGB-TcD9KNCLLc5j-Sw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
I found white people.

Who /JOBSEEKAH/ here?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PnZPHiSOP_0

i never thought an anglopost would make me feel

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Well, not almost all, but a disproportionate amount.

Local Marxist society, planning the next revolution. Or so they say.

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>What the hell.

Implying you would get yourself a curry and a few naan from the cinema refreshments-stall and watch that whilst sitting on a cushion with all the other indian madlads

the eternal briton marches on

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colonised by amerishitts
google.co.uk/maps/@51.5124161,-0.3845421,3a,75y,72.55h,88.36t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIViwkrQVKhlMwX0flO14rw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>Ahh, old Anglo. I have a token I was bidden to show thee.

>England was dear to thee, I see. Know that it suffered greatly at the hands of his host.

>Who would've thought a nation so small could endure so much immigration? And it did, Anglo, it did.

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>colonised by pakis to the right

google.co.uk/maps/@51.5124161,-0.3845421,3a,75y,172.45h,77.23t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIViwkrQVKhlMwX0flO14rw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

fuck this country

Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story
About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory
I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home
I'm going down to London to dig up paving stones
Got to London, half past six, I wished I'd never come
There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager
Without notes from their mums
No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy?
Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys
If I live to be forty, I'll never understand
Why they're open til eleven down there
To serve beer that's second hand
Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said:
'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.'
We are all just simple lads, never asked for much
Just twenty pints of a Friday night and a wife at home to fuck


SOUTHERNERS BTFO. Macc Lads are a better band than Pink Floyd and I'm not taking the piss.

youtu.be/PJZnuT6ACV4

LMAO

r8 my compass

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Ah had te come te London,
Coz ah couldn't find ay job,
But ah don't intend te stay long,
If ah make ay few quick bob

It's cold up there it Summer,
It's like sitting inside ay fridge,
But ah wish ah was on the Quayside,
Looking at the owld Tyne Bridge'


Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah might as well ay been in jail,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay ye own Brown Ale,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
If ye never win the Cup again,
Ahl brave the dark at St. James's Park,
At the Gallowgate End in the rain,
Ahm coming home...

And ahm proud te be ay Geordie,
And te live in Geordie land,
Some people think wi bowdy,
And wi hard te understand,
And they say it's just self pitty,
And wi not so very tough,
Coz the people in the big fat City,
Haven't had it half as rough,

Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ye can keep ye London wine,
Ahd walk the streets al day al neet,
For ay bottle ay the River Tyne,
Ahm coming home Newcastle,
Ah wish ahd never been away,
Ahd kiss the ground for the welcome sound,
Of me mother saying hinny howay,
Ahm coming home...
Behold the Northerners musical ability.