Defend this, Jow Forums

Defend this, Jow Forums.

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Trick question, rich boi owns the table. He was going to give that one cookie to someone else not the immigrant.

Its his cookie, he can do what he damn pleases.

>owns

A billionaire, a worker and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 1000 cookies. The billionaire made cookies for everyone which is why he is a billionaire. The worker helped the billionaire make some of the cookies so the billionaire pays him. The immigrant explodes.

This.
All day long, this.

the billionaire says let that immigrant rape you and eat your cookie then calls you a racist, sexist, homophobe

I cant defend this pol is blown the fuck out

t. incel

No sweetie, just no

Who made the cookies?

Billionaire established the bakery
Millionaire made the cookies
Immigrant is there to steal stuff

It's simple, the billionaire can do whatever he pleases. And if the immigrant was ever rich he would do the same thing too.

Left logic.Cookies just appeard on the table from thin air.
Who made them,who pay for them,who get the ingredians?

I don't want brown people at the party, plus the billionaire brought the brown dude and they conspired to leave me hungry.

>hurr hurr people who are rich don't deserve the money becasue they are rich
You faggot leftists and your obsession with wealth.

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>a richboi buys a bakery and all the necessary ingredients and machinery to produce baked goods
>negotiates a contract where the worker accepts to be paid 1 baked good for every 999 produced in exchange for his labor
>the local authorities decide to import third world savages and insist you share your cookie
>blame richboi
>commie logic

>billionaires work 999 jobs

>billionaire is able to take 999 cookies before the worker and the immigrant can get more than one

Seems like they're either incompetent, or they want the billionaire to have the cookies.

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>Ocasio-Cortez the post

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The only message I can derive from this is that whoever made it wants to assert that rich people are poopyheads because they take too many cookies.
Besides that all other information is too ambiguous to draw conclusions from. What do the cookies represent? Why is an immigrant distinct from a worker? Why wouldn't the immigrant take the workers cookie? What do the labels of these people have to do with anything?
The picture would mean the exact same thing if you said '3 random people are sitting at a table.'

the billionare clearly deserves those cookies
it's pretty impressive he managed to take 999 of them

probably some shitty hatian dirt cookies anyway

A billionaire, a worker, an immigrant, and a communist intellectual are sitting at a table with a thousand cookies.

The immigrant rapes the worker's children then beats him to death. The communist intellectual doesn't even notice, and is still lecturing the worker about how the billionaire took all the cookies when the immigrant turns on him.

The billionaire shrugs, takes as many cookies as he can carry to the next room, and locks the door.

What was the worker and even the immigrant doing while the billionaire took 999 cookies?

Googies fall from sky onto table
Mean rich man take them all
I used the word 'worker' therefore gommunism
Also, immigrants.
I'm not racis, you are.
Take that trumptards.

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Have you guys been so mind-raped that you're defending the billionaires that flooded our countries with migrants? Man, psyops do work afterall. pitiful.

deferring authority to the alpha male so they can complain about it later

What was I doing while the other person was grabbing 999 cookies? Sounds like I was too lazy to grab cookies.

They never grew out of childhood, back when daddy was providing for them and it appeared like cookies just magically appeared.

Two jews and a chutzpah are noshing in a kibbutz. The chutzpah turns to the jew and says, "Oi, at least I still have my shekels." One jew says to the Chutzpah, "What shekels?" The other jew says to the Chutzpah, "I want your baby's penis in my mouth."

Gas the Jew and deport the immigrant. You get to keep all the cookies and give them to your true family.

>be rich
>can buy influence in politics
>own industry
>make 1000 cookies
>keep 999
>have to pay 1 cookie
>jamar and Juan will work for .5 cookies each
>Jeffery works for 1 cookie
>tfw rich people use immigrants to fuck over the middle class
>tmffw immigrants are the tool of middle class oppression

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>Billionaire can afford to purchase all the cookies thus circulating capital and creating opportunity for economic growth.
>Migrant demanding gibs does not provide anything beneficial to the collective and becomes a burden on everyone.
unironically kys leaf

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The billionaire gets type 2 and dies in a sugar rush. Then the immigrant rips open his stomach to sizez the cookies of digestion and records it and posts it to live leak. Then he dies of starvation like all good commies.

Commie fag detected

More accurate than OP

What billionaire knows how to milk a cow, grind flour and make cookies?

It's you again.

There are 1000 cookies

Billionaire tells immigrant he will give him all the cookies if he kills the worker because communism or something.

Immigrant rapes the worker.

Silly immigrant. Having 1000 cookies is oppressive to people who don't have cookies.

Gulag.

Billionaire claims 1000 cookies.

Everyone starves but billionaire.

Not real communism

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kek'd

What commie cares about such things? You want to import cheap labor to make the lot of the worker worse. You blame the ignorant and the stupid redneck workers for voting wrong. You hate the workers, and nothing you say should be taken seriously.

more than commies know how to farm or milk cows

you starve

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why does every metaphor used in america involve food? it's fucking always food. god damn we're fat

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Holy shit I love government run cookie monopolies now.

Here's how this situation plays out in reality.
>The billionaire takes one or two cookies, depending on their appetite at the time, and quietly consumes them.
>The worker (highly skilled and well paying job) takes one or two cookies, depending on their appetite at the time, and quietly consumes them.
>The worker (shit skills and low paying job) takes several, regardless of appetite, eats some and pockets the rest.
>The immigrant freely grabs at most of the food with no regard to hygienic condition of themselves or other. Their goal is to take as much as possible because it's free.
Want to know how I know this? I've been to upscale places where free shit is all over yet nobody of higher caliber gorges themselves. I've been to shit tier places where I've watched the dregs of society stuff their mouths, bellies, and available pocket space.

A billionaire builds a cookie-making machine, buys all the supplies, but needs a worker to operate it. They make 2000 cookies. Government didn't lift a finger to help, but grabs 1000 cookies at gunpoint. Worker gets his voluntarily negotiated salary of 1 cookie. Government sends 1 cookie to Africa, along with a note "come here, we've got more".

Meanwhile immigrants take worker's wife and daughters as sex slaves

A billionaire, a worker and an immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender serves who ever orders first. Whoever tips the best will likely receive faster service next time, unless they area dick or whiny about not getting served first because they had more trouble driving to the bar. The end.

Yup.

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just about every ceo that owns a company that does such

Who paid for the cookies?

Owning a cow or a flour mill is oppressive to those who don't have such things and mark you as a bourgeoisie.
Just eat the government cookies like a good boy.
Oh shit I guess the government isn't making cookies anymore.
Not real communism

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More like
>oy vey this worker wants a full cookie!? people today are so lazy and entitled! we need immigrants who will work for a tenth of a cookie! you have a problem with this? you fucking racist!

underrated

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A billionaire has 1000 cookies - the worker who helped him make them asks for 10 cookies for him and his family.
The billionaire calls in an immigrant who will only demand 1 and throws the worker out, calling him a racist.

It is an in accurate description of Economics

The real red pill here is that there is not a finite amount of cookies to be had, people perceive it as though there is but there is enough for everyone to have all the cookies they want.

no such thing as property in utopia.
checkmate.

Change the word "billionaire" to "jew" and it all makes sense. Jews are grossly over-represented in the top 1%, comprising something like 40% of those people.

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Sage

nailed it

lol contemporary billionaires dont "make" shit. They only control stratified monopoly money supply or deal in equity as they sell assets others built while taking the majority of the profit.

A billionaire, a worker and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 1000 cookies. The billionaire take 999 cookies and says to the immigrant: "That fucking cishet white male is going to take your cookie. I'll hold him back so you can eat it all first."

Fucking white cishet male paid for and cooked the 1000 cookies and gets none.

OP is a sjw cultist and cheers because he is a feeble minded cultural marxist indoctrinated into lemming belief in identity politics in college.

As an entrepeneur you would want the cheapest labor possible to gain the most profit. I don't see why this is something that communists would want. Offshoring jobs is not a communist plot - it was done by business leaders to gain more money.

The worker knows how to do those things... thats why he's the worker.

Whats the government got to do with this. There was only a billionaire, sandnigger and worker.

Every CEO is an expert on every aspect of their production chain? Name one industry where that is true.

Well if they are free cookies why did the other parties hesitate to take as many as they wanted?

Ask worker why he doesn't just make good own cookies? Turns out the oven, the ingredients, and the workers costs 100 cookies, but the worker can only afford 1 cookie. The guy with 1000 cookies took all the risk to buy the infrastructure to make cookies, and the risk that they wouldn't sell. The oven maker has a substantially more complex job, so he gets 10 cookies. He thinks he can do better, and wants to make his own cookies. After saving up 30 cookies, he gets a loan for 60 cookies and then puts himself in a lot of risk and a lot of work to start making his own cookies. His cookies are tastier, produced for cheaper, and marketed better. He manages to make several hundred cookies and then franchises. He makes a thousand cookies though blood, sweat, and tears. He finally rests on his throne of cookies. His workers complain that their zero risk unskilled labor is worth much more than 1 cookie. He ships the job to China where children work for 0.1 cookie.

It's actually more like this...

A worker makes 1000 cookies per day at the billionaire's cookie factory for a couple dollars more than minimum wage. But the billionaire thought he could turn a much bigger profit if the country was flooded with immigrants. And his billionaire friends all agreed. So they paid tremdous amounts of money to politicians and media organizations to push the idea that the facory workers were racist and bigoted, and that diversity is our strength.

Those cookies had better be kosher!

useful idiots think they get a slice when utopia comes but they always get the rope first. utopias don't need jumped up revolutionary types interfering.

TWO COOKIES

none do. farmers do. Billionaires own the loan the farmer has to pay to keep his property or invest in new equipment. The billionaire takes a huge portion of the farmers production in financing fees while the farmer keeps the remainder.

they accept liability for investment

I can't defend terrible strawmen of capitalism. The truth is that the billionaire probably baked all those cookies, and nobody has any rights to them except the billionaire. Also, since there is no shortage of opportunities to bake cookies, it's not zero-sum. Get up and find a way to provide something people want, maybe even cookies.

Gad, the idiot who made this meme hasn't made it out of basic econ in high-school.

and when the investment fail it is the policy of the usa govt to use tax payer money to insure losses.

not an argument most bailout

>check out my argument, guys

The billionaire is the one who lets the immigrant in so he can point at him.

No immigrant, no third party to blame. And so the worker can see the billionaire for what he is.

wrecked 'em. socialists would actually be dangerous if they knew how economics and production actually worked before they made contrived examples.

The thing is progressives, communists, and socialists all have the idea of fixed wealth in the economy. The idea that one person can produce more than another person is outrighted ignored, rather they think if one person produces more they stole the fixed wealth that belongs to another person.

They will never say this, nor do any commie authors or thinkers explicitly say this. But all of them act like this.

the immigrant demands to be handed a cookie, the billionaire cites written law that he is committing a crime if he takes a cookie. politicians run on platforms that the cookies should be given to everyone and that laws are dumb and gay. civil war breaks out and, of course, the billionaire and his bois eradicate the immigrant/liberal menace.

wow, reads like a nice bedtime story

who did the cookies belong to before they were placed on the table?

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>Whats the government got to do with this. There was only a billionaire, sandnigger and worker.
In gommunist utopia the government's got everything to do with everything. Giving the govt complete control of industry is the only way to regulate this horrible unequal distribution of wealth.
Equality is when no one has more than the person who has the very least.

None of those three would be building, operating or writing on a clipboard if the guy on the right didn't pay their asses to do so.

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You forgot to mention that you are the billionaire. How do you sleep at night?

Your analysis would be correct if human garbage like Paris Hilton didn't exist.

I arrest billionaire for cookie tax evasion, asset forfeiture all 1000 cookies.

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I guess the manufactorer of the machine didnt own it to sell it to the pointy haired boss. Since they likely didn't make the raw materials that went into it. Nor did they have the intention of using it, just selling it for the so called evil profit.

Kind of weird how that argument breaksdown when you go into the history of who owned it.

But that's a girl on the right and she's just working there with a clipboard.

thats just jews being jews. If you want shit like that to stop, gotta gas em all

bango

>billionaires are scum who leave the absolute minimum to the workers
>thus we should bring in more workers who tolerate even less pay, further eroding the first worker’s standing to demand more

except you only get to eat the crumbs cause cronies owns them

typical canadian... so cucked doesn't understand gender or direction.

>They will never say this, nor do any commie authors or thinkers explicitly say this. But all of them act like this.

Also we must pretend we live in 1890 steampunk world where all industries are field>factory>consumer.
If a company requires a person to oversee multiple areas of operation (like a CEO) their heads literally explode because this person isn't physically getting their hands dirty farming.

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Nigger

what does the cookie even represent? there is no meaning to this besides 'strawman rich people are greedy poopyheads '.
The immigrant and the worker don't even factor in unless you want to invent a scenario involving them for yourself.

Agreed fellow Aussie.