Brit/pol/: Bake Off Edition

>May: EU must respect UK in Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45603192

>UKIP aiming to be 'radical, populist' party - Gerard Batten
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45593648

>Anjem Choudary: Security concerns over radical preacher release
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45590895

>British jihadists refusing to leave Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-45593493/british-jihadists-refusing-to-leave-syria
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>REMEMBER SELF IMPROVEMENT
No matter who you are, you can improve your life. Take control. Move forward. Dreams keep us alive, fighting for them makes us feel alive.
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>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
pastebin.com/e70K9GtQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=7XMW6Z_Oq38
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-39291512
youtu.be/NzjafTUzdBE
gab.ai/MosheEnslavethegoyimstein/posts/36074356
youtube.com/watch?v=58fKby1c76E
youtube.com/watch?v=YcTmv7Viw0s
youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0
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Why are you poofs all watching BBC-luvvies Come Dancing?

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start worshipping Hitler

repostan
what do I say

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>tfw no comfy boxing discussions with rimjob anymore

>never met a jew in my life
>become right wing
>start seeing hacidic jews everywhere

What the fuck how is that possible?

its god telling you to stop being lonely and hateful

>hacidic jews
Are those them big hats one?
I saw a fuckton of then last time I went to Brighton

Twatted Coventry 3-1, went to the pub with my black mate after, hone watching Strictly with mum and dad before a curry with my sister and her mixed race boyfriend, embrace the goalpill lads it's well better than seething over seeing a brown face in town like you lot do

Only 1.30% of 30-34 year olds in the ward of Southall Broadway are white British.

Post streetview screenshots/links of your best finds from that area.

Sorry, God. Ain't happening.

Yes. And it's not like a load of the once, but continually over months.

Friendly reminder the UK still has opportunity to cancel the Brexit before 29 March 2019, it just requires a parliament vote, it doesn't even need absolute majority. The referendum has no legal binding, and UK is parliament supremacy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_sovereignty_in_the_United_Kingdom

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>>Strictly is on
>Would you?

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Jow Forums-goggles enable the wearer to see many things.

That's not how Article 50 works

burn victim or ex-dude?

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Acid attack victim

Do you live in canvey in Essex?
Lots of the Jews are moving away from Stanford hill as there is no room

Acid attack victim.

>guess the perpetrator

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White male?

unfortunate. at least she appears to have kept her eyesight.

I was going to ask but I thought surely not. Fucking christ.

She's still a coalburner after getting acided by a darkie

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How to win the general election

Prison for the strikers
Bring back the cat
Kick out the niggers
How about that?

Mudmen for 500.

youtube.com/watch?v=7XMW6Z_Oq38

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Yes You Can!
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-39291512

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Repoasting

#
You have equal representation in parliament based on counties/districts (like the US Senate), right?

I suppose your US House of Representatives (where size/population of district/county determines how many "votes" or people to send to the capitol you get) has been marginally solved via referendums.

Then the House of Lords is generally perceived as the "Good Boys Club" but are handpicked by powerful people to check MPs power.

That's the why I see it. Let me know if I fucked up anywhere.

White married mid-aged devoted Anglican male.

>i would stand for election but oops looks like WW3 has just started

>The hypothetical date for the start of the Allied invasion of Soviet-held Europe was scheduled for 1 July 1945, four days before the UK general election.

the utter state of churchill

yes but that's not my point

a pakistani child fucker has the same voting rights as an english rocket scientist

Euthanasia should be available for acid attack victims. Forcing people to live with these injuries is unjustifiable.

Most people aren’t worth saving.

Would it not be better to just execute the perpetrators?

Hers don't look bad at all...

Burn victims like this, just let them shoot themselves and end it, but hers... I'd prefer that over a missing arm or something.

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Not true. We can't throw away Europe's genepool just because you don't like how the working class act in the modern world.

>boxing
whats on tonight?

hurr hur me sista gettin wogged by me mate ngubu
propah lad he iz
luv da footie me

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Drop Britain’s population, have about 5-10 million in the country = most if not all problems solved.

COR LOOKIT THA SIZE OF IS TODGER

ME MISSUS WISHES MINE WAS AS BIG SHE DOES

Why not both? Euthanasia should still be an option for the victims.

Euthanasia should be open to all people with serious life-changing injuries.

YOU FORT YOU WERE TOLKIN' TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL

*unzips scalp*

...BUT IT WAS ME YOU WERE TOLKIN' TO YA NONCE

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tfwe will never win a portrait of der fuhrer

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>May: EU must respect UK in Brexit talks
Still ain't getting those cherries, May.

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#BANTZ

Under penal code of da book of nonces chapta nine, verse two - imma get big Kev 'ere tah 'old ya till taxi arrive yoo fookin wrong'un

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LEAVE
MEANS
LEAVE

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So are you going to pay credit card or cold hard cash?

Give me your blood.

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I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ONCE IN A WHILE, THAT'S ALL

I'M NOT EVEN UGLY AND I'M Jow Forums AF

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>tfw still no government in NI

And yet we all manage to get on with our day to day lives just as normal. It's almost as if...we don't actually need them.

>go outside in my garden to smoke
>there's a corner by the back door that is protected from rain by the roof
>see a creature curled up in the corner
>size of a pigeon, appears to have feathers but it was too dark so I didn't see it properly
>assume it's some dead animal, get disgusted by it like the pussy I am
>finish smoking, go back inside and muster up the courage to pick it up because it will probably attract rats if it is indeed a dead animal and stays there overnight
>go outside again and the creature isn't there any more

What could it be, lads? Do birds rest on the floor? If it was a bird, how did it stay still all the time while I was outside? Birds tend to fly away if they notice there's someone nearby.
Maybe it was a massive toad or a hedgehog?

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YOUR UNDAH CIT-AHZANS ARREST YOU ARE SUNSHINE HERE'S YER LAST FAG FOR A LONG TIME PAL.

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>our day to day lives just as normal.

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Hedgehog?

Local cat/fox got it

Only cos those fuckin paddies are glassing each other

The romans built a wall for the same reason Trump does

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It would have to happen organically (war, disease). Randomly killing people en masse can't really be justified.

The best solution to our problems is demolishing urban areas (most of them at least) and having the majority of the population living/subsisting off the land and living in villages of ~100 people.There could be a few big cities, but the overwhelming majority of the population (75%) should live rurally.

You English vampires up to no good as usual!

Is UK able to negotiate trade deals with non-EU countries at the moment?

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Are Deanos the modern Diogenes?

If it was a hedgehog I'm quite mad I didn't get to have a closer look at it.

I was only inside for 10 minutes, but if that's the case bless the based scavenger that cleaned up my garden before I had to.
I found a beheaded pigeon in summer. Probably got in a fight with crow. Picking it up was such a repugnant experience.

why?

youtu.be/NzjafTUzdBE

Good lord the absolute state of this nonce

>Sending beastiality to a decoy that he believed to be thirteen
>has a thing for snakes
>Attempts to meet up
>IT WAS ME YA WAS TALKIN TO,

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Because hedgehogs aren't a common occurrence and they're quite cute desu.

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No.

Knows the worst thing that will happen is that he goes to prison with a bunch of guys who will be on his side.

Sexual success is a function of leaving the fucking house and socialising at the weekend, user.

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Deanos are the Roman middle class having orgies and living in opulence as the barbarians pour in.

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I'd say the entire West are just the decadent leisured aristocrats of a century ago.

>Because hedgehogs aren't a common occurrence
More common in my neck of the woods maybe?

February-May it's almost 100% guaranteed I'll see them if I'm out anytime from 10pm until 7am or whenever it starts to get light.

I saw 2 just last night walking my dog around midnight and I think its getting late in the year for hedgehogs.

Holy shit the answer after a quick search is NO.
Stupid UK can only officially do that after 29 March 2019.
Cucked.

is that a tranny? genuinely can't tell, you faggots are incredibly sexually ambiguous

gab.ai/MosheEnslavethegoyimstein/posts/36074356

Which one?

Where my homie at?!

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It's mostly just luck. Not "luck" in a nightly lottery way, but of the draw at your birth. For example, I'm simply just never going to have sex, not because of any debilitating disease or disfigurement, but simply that I am not decided by fate to be one who has sex.

It sucks, but there's no point getting angry or bitter over it.

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Suuup mah niggah!

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Is there a more perfect piece of music than Mahler's 8th symphony?

youtube.com/watch?v=58fKby1c76E

You're a defeatist coward

youtube.com/watch?v=YcTmv7Viw0s

I wonder whether Purple Aki has asked Eddie if he can feel his muscles

Not really. Lots of people through history never had sex. In fact, if it's true that on 40% of men breed than I'm more normal than one that does.

What the fuck does Noel Fielding know about fucking cakes?

>TM: "ooohh can I have a cake"
>EU:"course you can r theresa....but you can't eat it"

I recall talking to you on here about a year ago. You're still as sulky and as passive. You also said a year from now you'd kill yourself, and you obviously haven't. Life is a struggle, stop seeking joy or pleasure and just struggle.
And stop whining!

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fee fi fo fum

I dont get it. Is that tinder? Charge your phone lad

this

NI is a beacon of anarchy across thee world, we must all follow it's example

It isn't true and you're a coward who's rationalising his own failings by passing it off as fate rather than being proactive

What is that?

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Show flag Jew boy

If you're a CONVICTED felon you can't vote in the US.

I know this is old news lads, but what was this man thinking when he stuck his dick inside the gates of hell (Lily Allen's minge)?

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>how uncrowded everywhere is

youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0

You can never go back.

>tfw you will never bang one of these birds in an affordable city centre flat

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lmao that looks like Markle

>It isn't true
I'm pretty sure mitochondrial DNA doesn't lie.

> you're a coward
Hardly. Would you call someone who doesn't jump of a cliff a coward when he tells you he can't fly?

What you said is meaningless. And I do struggle, which is why I work full-time and pay taxes. By paying these taxes there's money going to child benefit to white people to have children, so I'm not useless.

Can someone please post the cartoon pepe hanging out of Lily Allen's vagina hanging itself on the umbilical cord. I think someone posted it to her Twitter.